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barwars · 10-15-2003, 05:42 PM

What's your all time favorite Cheers quote??

DianeChambers87 · 10-15-2003, 05:46 PM

I have a favorite Quote in Every episode

The one that's popping into my head right now is:

*The Lights Go off*

Whisper: Be afraid be VERY afraid

Sam: Is that a burglar or one of Carla's kids?

Rebecca: ooooo I hope it's a burglar!!!

and

Diane: PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!

barwars · 10-15-2003, 05:49 PM

Fan of Carla's house or what?!

As for me....

"Crazy Carla?
Crazy like a doorknob."

DianeChambers87 · 10-15-2003, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by barwars88
Fan of Carla's house or what?!

As for me....

"Crazy Carla?
Crazy like a doorknob."

oh wow I just realized that they are both from Carla's house...lol

CheersChild4life · 10-15-2003, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
[B]I have a favorite Quote in Every episode

The one that's popping into my head right now is:

*The Lights Go off*

Whisper: Be afraid be VERY afraid

Sam: Is that a burglar or one of Carla's kids?

Rebecca: ooooo I hope it's a burglar!!!

B]

That is my altime favortie qoute and "I am too stupid to live"

DianeChambers87 · 10-15-2003, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
That is my altime favortie qoute and "I am too stupid to live"

I LOVE that episode!!!

(Norm tosses Robin's documents back to Sam)

Norm: yeesh! Your fingerprints are all over that man!

Sam: Awww Man! You set me up! You gave me a fudgecicle!

MaydayMalonesGirl · 10-15-2003, 07:10 PM

"BURN DONALD BURN!@"

ThE whole dialog during that scene, is one of my all-time favorites.

DianeChambers87 · 10-15-2003, 07:14 PM

Sam: You remember that Teddy you use to wear, the yellow one?

Diane: Yes (looking at him adorably) as I recall I never wore it for long.

Sam: you looked ridiculous in that thing! hahaha

Diane: WHat?! You loved that Teddy.

Sam: hahaha Made you look like a big banana!

MaydayMalonesGirl · 10-15-2003, 07:37 PM

Another good one:

Carla~ You know my philosophy (sp?)... if you can't say something nice, say it about Diane.

Teddy02 · 10-15-2003, 07:53 PM

hmm some of my all time favorites:

*SAM: To me, our relationship makes perfect sense. You want me to propose to you, I propose to you. You say no, I say fine, I never wanna see you again. You drive me nuts telling me you want me to propose again, I do, you turn me down. Next thing I know I'm in a court of law where I've got to propose to you or go to jail. It's the classic American love story.

Doctor: "Sam, Diane, you two are perfect together. But, but why am I telling you this? Let's, let's share it with the rest of the world, shall we? Hear this world, the rest of you can stop getting married now, it's been done to perfection. Envy them sofa, envy them chair, for you shall never be as cozy as they, for I guarantee that their marriage will be a total epoch shattering success, and I stake my life on it. Wait, let, let me put that on record. I, Dr. Simon Finch-Roik, being of sound mind, declare that Sam and Diane shall be together throughout all eternity, and if I am wrong, I hereby promise that I will take my own life in the most disgusting manner possible. Here, take this tape, no, no, no, take the whole machine, it's my wedding gift to you, to you, the most perfect couple since the dawn of time!"
Diane: "See?"(yes long but still one of my favorites)

Cliff: "I'm ashamed God made me a man."
Carla: "I don't think God's doing a lot of bragging about it either."

Diane: "Very well, I've arrived at my objective opinion. This is one of the most amateurish, hackneyed, odeous pieces of effluvium ever to wash down the pipe. Listen to this dribble. I fly through a puckish arena where echoes dance, where echoes dance, where echoes dance. Sounds familiar."
Norm: "Well, you said it three times."

and there are so many more i cna't even count lol

DianeChambers87 · 10-15-2003, 08:15 PM

Holy Cow! One of the best Sam line comes from that episode "Everyone Imitates Art"

(Diane is looking through books, smoking two ciggerettes, and coffee)

(Sam pulls his chair over and Says something like "Hows it going there" and she says something like "I will find it Sam I don't care if it takes me weeks or years")

Sam starts nodding and Diane doesn't even look up when she says that, she just keeps flipping pages and he goes:

Sam: You wanna make out?

david&maddie4ever · 10-23-2003, 09:37 PM

Oooh! I LOVE Cheers quotes! One of my favorites is right in my sig!

(Look down!) \/

It's from my favorite episode, "Showdown". In my opinion, it's one of Sam's finest!

Later.

~ Lauren

Chocoholic · 10-24-2003, 02:34 PM

"It's a sad world when Sam Malone becomes the voice of reason."

"Last Thanksgiving dinner was not the disaster that my family makes it out to be. The kids loved riding in that ambulence!"

"Were you born in a manger?"

NORM · 10-24-2003, 03:31 PM

I got this quote from last nights ep, or should I say, this morning.

Norm: Yeah back in the 60's I sent a dollar into one of those churches that advertizes in the back of rolling stone. Yeah I'm an official minister of the church of the living desert.

Cliff: What did you want to get on the draft?

Norm: No no we were just goofin around ya know. Some friends and I were over at the accounting club getting high smelling adding machine ribbons.

I laughed so hard at that. I never remmebered any of the characters refering to using drugs.

MaydayMalonesGirl · 10-24-2003, 03:44 PM

What episode was on last night. My stupid alarm clock didn't go off

10-15-2003, 05:42 PM	#1
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	NORM!! and other favorite quotes What's your all time favorite Cheers quote??

10-15-2003, 05:46 PM	#2
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	I have a favorite Quote in Every episode The one that's popping into my head right now is: The Lights Go off Whisper: Be afraid be VERY afraid Sam: Is that a burglar or one of Carla's kids? Rebecca: ooooo I hope it's a burglar!!! and Diane: PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!
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10-15-2003, 07:53 PM	#10
Teddy02 La Vita e Bella Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 09, 2003 Posts: 572	hmm some of my all time favorites: *SAM: To me, our relationship makes perfect sense. You want me to propose to you, I propose to you. You say no, I say fine, I never wanna see you again. You drive me nuts telling me you want me to propose again, I do, you turn me down. Next thing I know I'm in a court of law where I've got to propose to you or go to jail. It's the classic American love story. Doctor: "Sam, Diane, you two are perfect together. But, but why am I telling you this? Let's, let's share it with the rest of the world, shall we? Hear this world, the rest of you can stop getting married now, it's been done to perfection. Envy them sofa, envy them chair, for you shall never be as cozy as they, for I guarantee that their marriage will be a total epoch shattering success, and I stake my life on it. Wait, let, let me put that on record. I, Dr. Simon Finch-Roik, being of sound mind, declare that Sam and Diane shall be together throughout all eternity, and if I am wrong, I hereby promise that I will take my own life in the most disgusting manner possible. Here, take this tape, no, no, no, take the whole machine, it's my wedding gift to you, to you, the most perfect couple since the dawn of time!" Diane: "See?"(yes long but still one of my favorites) Cliff: "I'm ashamed God made me a man." Carla: "I don't think God's doing a lot of bragging about it either." Diane: "Very well, I've arrived at my objective opinion. This is one of the most amateurish, hackneyed, odeous pieces of effluvium ever to wash down the pipe. Listen to this dribble. I fly through a puckish arena where echoes dance, where echoes dance, where echoes dance. Sounds familiar." Norm: "Well, you said it three times." and there are so many more i cna't even count lol
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10-23-2003, 09:37 PM	#12
david&maddie4ever ...the hard way... Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 01, 2003 Location: ...staring at my calendar, counting the days until the release of Moonlighting on DVD... Posts: 3,580	Oooh! I LOVE Cheers quotes! One of my favorites is right in my sig! (Look down!) \/ It's from my favorite episode, "Showdown". In my opinion, it's one of Sam's finest! Later. ~ Lauren
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10-24-2003, 03:31 PM	#14
NORM #1 Wendt Fan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 19, 2002 Location: Wherever my wheels are rolling. Posts: 1,607	I got this quote from last nights ep, or should I say, this morning. Norm: Yeah back in the 60's I sent a dollar into one of those churches that advertizes in the back of rolling stone. Yeah I'm an official minister of the church of the living desert. Cliff: What did you want to get on the draft? Norm: No no we were just goofin around ya know. Some friends and I were over at the accounting club getting high smelling adding machine ribbons. I laughed so hard at that. I never remmebered any of the characters refering to using drugs.
	__________________ George Wendt Forever "Your nothing but a piece of ** child malester who should have been castrated with a dull knife first and then executed" "What do I care what you think, your gonna be out of a ing job next week. I gotta sit down, this *** won't stop staring at me I think he wants to me" "Oh I'm a low life? Really? Yeah well I hope that Cancer you got kills you, you dried up old " "Who do you have to ** to get a sandwhich in this place?" "Think about how fat I would be if I didn't work out" "I came, I drank, I stayed" - George Wendt http://wendtfan.tripod.com

10-15-2003, 05:49 PM	#3
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	Fan of Carla's house or what?! As for me.... "Crazy Carla? Crazy like a doorknob."

10-15-2003, 07:10 PM	#7
MaydayMalonesGirl ACID! POLICEHHHH! Forum Star Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 Location: in a van down by the river. Posts: 18,393	"BURN DONALD BURN!@" ThE whole dialog during that scene, is one of my all-time favorites.

10-15-2003, 07:14 PM	#8
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	Sam: You remember that Teddy you use to wear, the yellow one? Diane: Yes (looking at him adorably) as I recall I never wore it for long. Sam: you looked ridiculous in that thing! hahaha Diane: WHat?! You loved that Teddy. Sam: hahaha Made you look like a big banana!

10-15-2003, 07:37 PM	#9
MaydayMalonesGirl ACID! POLICEHHHH! Forum Star Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 Location: in a van down by the river. Posts: 18,393	Another good one: Carla~ You know my philosophy (sp?)... if you can't say something nice, say it about Diane.

10-15-2003, 08:15 PM	#11
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	Holy Cow! One of the best Sam line comes from that episode "Everyone Imitates Art" (Diane is looking through books, smoking two ciggerettes, and coffee) (Sam pulls his chair over and Says something like "Hows it going there" and she says something like "I will find it Sam I don't care if it takes me weeks or years") Sam starts nodding and Diane doesn't even look up when she says that, she just keeps flipping pages and he goes: Sam: You wanna make out?

10-24-2003, 02:34 PM	#13
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	"It's a sad world when Sam Malone becomes the voice of reason." "Last Thanksgiving dinner was not the disaster that my family makes it out to be. The kids loved riding in that ambulence!" "Were you born in a manger?"

10-24-2003, 03:44 PM	#15
MaydayMalonesGirl ACID! POLICEHHHH! Forum Star Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 Location: in a van down by the river. Posts: 18,393	What episode was on last night. My stupid alarm clock didn't go off