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I Love Carol Burnett! · 10-11-2003, 08:10 PM

I thought I would start posting a Eunice series. Not many people liked it on the Fan Fiction board. Maybe some die hard Mama's Family Fan's will like it!!!

The Eunice Day's
Opening theme song "The Eunice Days"
The Eunice Day's are here. Yes The Eunice Days are here once more. (First name comes up Staring Carol Burnett.) (Second name comes up Co-staring Vicki Lawerence) Eunice Eunice Eunice. (Third name comes up With Tim Conway) We welcome you To The---Eunice Days!!!!(More names names pop up Betty White and Harvey Korman)Do-Du-Daa. (Last names come up Bea Arthur and Rue Mclanhan) Fads out..

Characters
Carol Burnett....Eunice Higgins
Vicki Lawernce...Kelly Jones
Harvey Korman...Harve Funt
Betty White......Gabe Funt
Tim Conway....Sal Quaid
Bea Arthur....Jane Locky
Rue Mclanham...Kim Han

Scene one Pilot Episode
(Eunice and Kelly in the car)

Eunice: Jane were can two widows find a place to stay witgh less than 200 dollars in there pockets?

Kelly: I told you we should heve stayed with your Mama back in Raytown. But, no you had to come to CA and fill your dreams. Coulld'nt you be a widow housekeeper?

Eunice: Kelly...shutup. I know you are my best freind, but understand my mother was smothering me back in Raytown.

Kelly: What ever.....Eunice look a apartmant building. Lets stop

Scene two
(Eunice and Kelly knock on what seems to be the landlords door)

Harve: May I help you?

Eunice yes we would like to see the manger.

(Gabe yells from background)
Gabe: I'll be right there..

Harve: Hush you old woman I am the manger not you old wife.

Gabe: OLD WIFE. Ha! You don't know the meaning of old you goon!

Harve: What do you need kids?

Kelly: Well, we saw your sign out front that said VACANCY

Gabe: Oh great you are intrested.

Eunice: Yes do you mind showing it to us.

Gabe: Oh no come on. (They walk up two flights of stars.)
(Turns on lights Kim is laying town of the sofa)

Gabe: Goodness sake Kim what are you doing down here?

Kim: Jane told me I was a backstabing ugly witch and pushed me out.

(Gabe yells)

Gabe: JANE!!

Jane: What Mrs. Hunt?

Gabe: Let her back in her apartmant with you.

Jane: But she went out with MY DATE!!!

Gabe: How many times do I have to tell you stay out of Jane's personal life!! I know I am 20 yrs older than you girls, but act like adults!

(Jane notices Eunice and Kelly)

Jane: who are the knew broads.

Gabe: There going to get this apartmant....(Eunice interupts)

Eunice: Hold on how much is it?

Gabe: Oh you can have it for $20 bucks a week.

(Kelly grabs Eunices arm)

Kelly: That's a bargan!
(Sal enters)

Sal: Helo my my my you girls look nice.

Eunice and Kelly at same time: Thank You

Gabe: Well are you two girls going to take the room are not?

Eunice and Kelly: YES!! Thank You so much

Sal: I can tell from the start we are going to be good freinds.

Gabe: Oh me too!

Jane: Me three!

Kim Me four.

Opening theme song comes on again without words closeing credits.

So, What you think post comments

10-11-2003, 08:10 PM	#1
I Love Carol Burnett! My Queen Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 20, 2003 Location: Wishing I was in CA with Carol Burnett Posts: 5,441	The Eunice Days Season 1 eposoide 1 I thought I would start posting a Eunice series. Not many people liked it on the Fan Fiction board. Maybe some die hard Mama's Family Fan's will like it!!! The Eunice Day's Opening theme song "The Eunice Days" The Eunice Day's are here. Yes The Eunice Days are here once more. (First name comes up Staring Carol Burnett.) (Second name comes up Co-staring Vicki Lawerence) Eunice Eunice Eunice. (Third name comes up With Tim Conway) We welcome you To The---Eunice Days!!!!(More names names pop up Betty White and Harvey Korman)Do-Du-Daa. (Last names come up Bea Arthur and Rue Mclanhan) Fads out.. Characters Carol Burnett....Eunice Higgins Vicki Lawernce...Kelly Jones Harvey Korman...Harve Funt Betty White......Gabe Funt Tim Conway....Sal Quaid Bea Arthur....Jane Locky Rue Mclanham...Kim Han Scene one Pilot Episode (Eunice and Kelly in the car) Eunice: Jane were can two widows find a place to stay witgh less than 200 dollars in there pockets? Kelly: I told you we should heve stayed with your Mama back in Raytown. But, no you had to come to CA and fill your dreams. Coulld'nt you be a widow housekeeper? Eunice: Kelly...shutup. I know you are my best freind, but understand my mother was smothering me back in Raytown. Kelly: What ever.....Eunice look a apartmant building. Lets stop Scene two (Eunice and Kelly knock on what seems to be the landlords door) Harve: May I help you? Eunice yes we would like to see the manger. (Gabe yells from background) Gabe: I'll be right there.. Harve: Hush you old woman I am the manger not you old wife. Gabe: OLD WIFE. Ha! You don't know the meaning of old you goon! Harve: What do you need kids? Kelly: Well, we saw your sign out front that said VACANCY Gabe: Oh great you are intrested. Eunice: Yes do you mind showing it to us. Gabe: Oh no come on. (They walk up two flights of stars.) (Turns on lights Kim is laying town of the sofa) Gabe: Goodness sake Kim what are you doing down here? Kim: Jane told me I was a backstabing ugly witch and pushed me out. (Gabe yells) Gabe: JANE!! Jane: What Mrs. Hunt? Gabe: Let her back in her apartmant with you. Jane: But she went out with MY DATE!!! Gabe: How many times do I have to tell you stay out of Jane's personal life!! I know I am 20 yrs older than you girls, but act like adults! (Jane notices Eunice and Kelly) Jane: who are the knew broads. Gabe: There going to get this apartmant....(Eunice interupts) Eunice: Hold on how much is it? Gabe: Oh you can have it for $20 bucks a week. (Kelly grabs Eunices arm) Kelly: That's a bargan! (Sal enters) Sal: Helo my my my you girls look nice. Eunice and Kelly at same time: Thank You Gabe: Well are you two girls going to take the room are not? Eunice and Kelly: YES!! Thank You so much Sal: I can tell from the start we are going to be good freinds. Gabe: Oh me too! Jane: Me three! Kim Me four. Opening theme song comes on again without words closeing credits. So, What you think post comments