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MonarC · 10-10-2003, 04:32 PM

Paris Hilton & Tara Reid Get Wild & Wasted
Wednesday October 8, 2003

When professional party girls Paris Hilton and Tara Reid hit Miami for the weekend, it turned into a crazy club crawl full of vodka, vomiting, melted wax and O.J. Simpson!

Hilton, Reid and a posse of hangers-on, in town for the Grand Prix Americas race, were first spotted at Elton John's concert at the American Airlines Arena September 27.

But rather than rock out to "Rocket Man," Hilton, 22, left her second-row seat for a handicapped stall in the ladies' room, where she tried to book a flight from Miami to Chicago.

"What's the earliest I can get tomorrow?" a Manolo Blahnik-sporting, see-through-blue-dress-wearing Hilton asked on her cell phone.

"Coach is fine. Yes. O.K. Um. Well, I'm a supermodel."

While Hilton, who stars in the upcoming FOX reality show "The Simple Life," was booking her flight, Reid, in a barely there black miniskirt and halter top, was at the arena's bar surrounded by male admirers.

"I didn't come to Miami to attend a concert," the "American Pie" star complained. "I want to party. Where is my drink?"

After downing two vodka and cranberry drinks, Reid, 27, made her way back to her seat at the concert -- not far from "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest -- to wait for Hilton.

"Paris would never leave," she declared. "She is like my little sister. She does everything I tell her to do."

When the concert ended, the blonde booze buddies went to Metro Kitchen and Bar, where an uninvited O.J. Simpson was taking in the scene.

"I'd love to get a piece of that," Simpson muttered, referring to Hilton. At which point, Hilton turned to Reid and said, "Ugh, look who's here, I am nauseous."

After smiling for dozens of photos, Hilton was asked to pose with Simpson. She responded, "Are you kidding? No way. Ever. Eww."

Then the party girls headed for the official after-bash at the nightclub Opium Garden, where half-naked S&M girls were up on the bar dripping hot wax on each other.

"Ugh, those women are gross," Hilton snapped before storming out.

Meanwhile, Reid was out front throwing up.

"She totally lost her cookies," said an eyewitness. "She was wasted."

But Reid had only just begun to party. She and Hilton next went off to the after-hours dance club, Space34.

"They were so whacked-out," said an eyewitness.

The next day, a visibly hungover Reid showed up at the race, minus Hilton.

"That girl looks like she was out all night," said one bystander.

"She was," replied an eyewitness to the carousing. "And it wasn't pretty."

TJL · 10-10-2003, 04:46 PM

Nice to know my stock in Vodka and Cranberry juice is in no danger of losing value.

MonarC · 10-10-2003, 04:54 PM

yeah really

sara · 10-10-2003, 04:55 PM

Well so much for Tara trying to be more mature.

MonarC · 10-10-2003, 05:05 PM

yeah I knew it couldn't last. She just has to party.

TJL · 10-10-2003, 05:18 PM

Must be tough killing time while they finish the script to "Van Wilder 2."

MonarC · 10-10-2003, 05:22 PM

"yeah it's like so hard to concentrate when I'm not buzzin ya know, it like totally sux man."

(imitating a valley girl)

Hollow · 10-10-2003, 07:57 PM

tara reid annoys me by how she looks.

Lucylover22 · 10-10-2003, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MonarC
"yeah it's like so hard to concentrate when I'm not buzzin ya know, it like totally sux man." (imitating a valley girl)

dawsongirl · 10-11-2003, 02:39 AM

That was my Tara Reid impression.

PZelda · 10-11-2003, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dawsongirl

That was my Tara Reid impression.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Hollow · 10-11-2003, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
tara reid annoys me by how she looks.

so does the host of street smarts. he needs plastic surgery to make his eyes openner.

MonarC · 10-11-2003, 12:39 PM

well at least she's not with Carson Daily anymore he sux

10-10-2003, 04:32 PM	#1
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	~Drunk Celebs~ Paris Hilton & Tara Reid Get Wild & Wasted Wednesday October 8, 2003 When professional party girls Paris Hilton and Tara Reid hit Miami for the weekend, it turned into a crazy club crawl full of vodka, vomiting, melted wax and O.J. Simpson! Hilton, Reid and a posse of hangers-on, in town for the Grand Prix Americas race, were first spotted at Elton John's concert at the American Airlines Arena September 27. But rather than rock out to "Rocket Man," Hilton, 22, left her second-row seat for a handicapped stall in the ladies' room, where she tried to book a flight from Miami to Chicago. "What's the earliest I can get tomorrow?" a Manolo Blahnik-sporting, see-through-blue-dress-wearing Hilton asked on her cell phone. "Coach is fine. Yes. O.K. Um. Well, I'm a supermodel." While Hilton, who stars in the upcoming FOX reality show "The Simple Life," was booking her flight, Reid, in a barely there black miniskirt and halter top, was at the arena's bar surrounded by male admirers. "I didn't come to Miami to attend a concert," the "American Pie" star complained. "I want to party. Where is my drink?" After downing two vodka and cranberry drinks, Reid, 27, made her way back to her seat at the concert -- not far from "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest -- to wait for Hilton. "Paris would never leave," she declared. "She is like my little sister. She does everything I tell her to do." When the concert ended, the blonde booze buddies went to Metro Kitchen and Bar, where an uninvited O.J. Simpson was taking in the scene. "I'd love to get a piece of that," Simpson muttered, referring to Hilton. At which point, Hilton turned to Reid and said, "Ugh, look who's here, I am nauseous." After smiling for dozens of photos, Hilton was asked to pose with Simpson. She responded, "Are you kidding? No way. Ever. Eww." Then the party girls headed for the official after-bash at the nightclub Opium Garden, where half-naked S&M girls were up on the bar dripping hot wax on each other. "Ugh, those women are gross," Hilton snapped before storming out. Meanwhile, Reid was out front throwing up. "She totally lost her cookies," said an eyewitness. "She was wasted." But Reid had only just begun to party. She and Hilton next went off to the after-hours dance club, Space34. "They were so whacked-out," said an eyewitness. The next day, a visibly hungover Reid showed up at the race, minus Hilton. "That girl looks like she was out all night," said one bystander. "She was," replied an eyewitness to the carousing. "And it wasn't pretty."

10-10-2003, 04:46 PM	#2
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Nice to know my stock in Vodka and Cranberry juice is in no danger of losing value.
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10-10-2003, 04:55 PM	#4
sara Member Senior Member Join Date: May 21, 2002 Location: grandville michigan Posts: 2,296	Well so much for Tara trying to be more mature.
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10-10-2003, 04:54 PM	#3
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	yeah really

10-10-2003, 05:05 PM	#5
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	yeah I knew it couldn't last. She just has to party.

10-10-2003, 05:18 PM	#6
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Must be tough killing time while they finish the script to "Van Wilder 2."

10-10-2003, 05:22 PM	#7
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	"yeah it's like so hard to concentrate when I'm not buzzin ya know, it like totally sux man." (imitating a valley girl)

10-10-2003, 07:57 PM	#8
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	tara reid annoys me by how she looks.

10-11-2003, 02:39 AM	#10
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	That was my Tara Reid impression.

10-11-2003, 12:39 PM	#13
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	well at least she's not with Carson Daily anymore he sux