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Brian Damage · 10-10-2003, 11:09 AM

What were George's best lies?

BobCobb · 10-10-2003, 11:38 AM

When he was talking to the Bubble Boy and claimed he had a relative who was also in a bubble.

sinatrastar · 10-10-2003, 12:08 PM

His lie about going to Paris was also a good one. I'll be staying in the Eiffel Towers, i'll send you a postcard"

Maestro · 10-10-2003, 12:32 PM

George on lying (The Beard #102):

GEORGE: I'm sorry, Jerry I can't help you.

JERRY: Come on, you've got the gift. You're the only one that can help me.

GEORGE: Jerry, I can't. It's like saying to Pavorotti, "Teach me to sing like you."

JERRY: All right, well I've got to go take this test. I can't believe I'm doing this.

GEORGE: Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it.

JDM · 10-10-2003, 12:46 PM

George: "It's OK, I had an uncle who was an alcoholic."

BobCobb · 10-10-2003, 01:01 PM

What about lying to his dad about the pee stained couch?

TheDrake · 10-10-2003, 02:04 PM

He's an importer/exporter!

Brian Damage · 10-10-2003, 02:04 PM

"........My father was gay."

MillenniumMan831 · 10-10-2003, 06:48 PM

"Yeah, I started losing my hair right around the time I made my first million."

eringoblah · 10-10-2003, 08:05 PM

Funny thread. George had so many. I liked when he pretended to run into Jerry in the cafe which is quoted above. He was pretending to be rich but looked like a bum.

tattoored666 · 10-11-2003, 09:35 PM

I coined the term "pardon my french".

KnightFalls · 10-11-2003, 11:10 PM

My family used to eat out of the trash all the time.

MillenniumMan831 · 10-11-2003, 11:19 PM

"Where are you visiting from?"
"Little Rock, Arkansas"

Keeb · 10-11-2003, 11:59 PM

Not really geogre's lie, a combination of Jerry and george when George fakes being a Marine Biologist.

sinatrastar · 10-12-2003, 05:40 AM

What about the time he faked the leg injury at Play Now? Think Melissa Manchester.

10-10-2003, 11:09 AM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	George's Lies What were George's best lies?

10-10-2003, 11:38 AM	#2
BobCobb Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 08, 2003 Posts: 140	When he was talking to the Bubble Boy and claimed he had a relative who was also in a bubble.

10-10-2003, 12:08 PM	#3
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	His lie about going to Paris was also a good one. I'll be staying in the Eiffel Towers, i'll send you a postcard"

10-10-2003, 12:32 PM	#4
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	George on lying (The Beard #102): GEORGE: I'm sorry, Jerry I can't help you. JERRY: Come on, you've got the gift. You're the only one that can help me. GEORGE: Jerry, I can't. It's like saying to Pavorotti, "Teach me to sing like you." JERRY: All right, well I've got to go take this test. I can't believe I'm doing this. GEORGE: Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it.

10-10-2003, 12:46 PM	#5
JDM Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 06, 2003 Location: Philly Posts: 126	George: "It's OK, I had an uncle who was an alcoholic."

10-10-2003, 01:01 PM	#6
BobCobb Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 08, 2003 Posts: 140	What about lying to his dad about the pee stained couch?

10-10-2003, 02:04 PM	#7
TheDrake Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 30, 2003 Posts: 79	He's an importer/exporter!

10-10-2003, 06:48 PM	#9
MillenniumMan831 An All American Boy! Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 23, 2003 Location: Cleveland Posts: 592	"Yeah, I started losing my hair right around the time I made my first million."

10-10-2003, 08:05 PM	#10
eringoblah Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Location: emerald isle Posts: 99	Funny thread. George had so many. I liked when he pretended to run into Jerry in the cafe which is quoted above. He was pretending to be rich but looked like a bum.

10-11-2003, 09:35 PM	#11
tattoored666 Stay Sick! Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Location: Utah Posts: 205	I coined the term "pardon my french".

10-11-2003, 11:10 PM	#12
KnightFalls Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 11, 2003 Location: las vegas Posts: 247	My family used to eat out of the trash all the time.

10-11-2003, 11:19 PM	#13
MillenniumMan831 An All American Boy! Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 23, 2003 Location: Cleveland Posts: 592	"Where are you visiting from?" "Little Rock, Arkansas"

10-11-2003, 11:59 PM	#14
Keeb Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Oct 11, 2003 Posts: 3	Not really geogre's lie, a combination of Jerry and george when George fakes being a Marine Biologist.

10-12-2003, 05:40 AM	#15
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	What about the time he faked the leg injury at Play Now? Think Melissa Manchester.