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Brian Damage · 10-09-2003, 10:11 AM

Alright, I realized the rest of the fab four had their own best of threads including Newman and Frank costanza. So I decided Elaine deserves a little respect too. What were some of Elaine's funniest moments on the show?

TheDrake · 10-09-2003, 11:21 AM

When she was running around Jerry's apartment looking for a package while trying not to inhale the flea poison.

Maestro · 10-09-2003, 12:32 PM

'Lainie has to have her thread.

Some of my fav Elaine;
The Mango;
(great scene from a great epi):

JERRY: You faked with me?

ELAINE: Ye.

JERRY: You faked with me?

ELAINE: Yeass.

JERRY: No.

ELAINE: Yeass.

JERRY: You faked it?

ELAINE: I faked it.

JERRY: That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?

ELAINE: Not bad huh?

JERRY: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?

ELAINE: Fake, fake, fake, fake.

JERRY: I'm stunned, I'm shocked! How many times did you do this?

ELAINE: Uuuhm, all the time.

JERRY: All the time?!

GEORGE: Can we get a chocolate malt over here!

wickthayer · 10-09-2003, 12:49 PM

Quote:

GEORGE: We got a chocolate malt in here!

Is this what he said? Not I need a chocolate malt over here or something?

wickthayer · 10-09-2003, 12:53 PM

That is a great scene. What about porn star Elaine, gotta love that one

sinatrastar · 10-09-2003, 01:34 PM

My favorite Lainey moment is when she thinks she has rabies and is trying to drink water and she goes off on both George and Jerry

((new faces!))

Brian Damage · 10-09-2003, 01:43 PM

I love the scene where she puts on the hearing aid and the fire alarm goes off and she freaks out.

Maestro · 10-09-2003, 01:48 PM

The Little Kicks #138

Maestro · 10-09-2003, 05:06 PM

The Yada Yada #153

GEORGE: "..... You don't think she yada yada'd sex?"

ELAINE: (Raising hand) I've yada yada'd sex.

GEORGE: Really?

ELAINE: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisk, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.

JERRY: But you yada yada'd over the best part.

ELAINE: No, I mentioned the bisk.

Maestro · 10-09-2003, 05:10 PM

The Opposite #86

GEORGE: Well, you could move in with my parents. (chuckles)

ELAINE: Was that the ... opposite ... of what you were going to say, or was that just your natural instinct? (She squeezes George's mouth between her fingers)

GEORGE: Instinct.

ELAINE: Stick ... with the opposite. (Slaps George on the forehead)

BubbleBoy · 10-09-2003, 05:13 PM

Elaine was always mean to George

I think it is bisque not bisk

My favorite Elaine is when she is begging Jerry's mom for a sample of urine "Pick a glass, Pick a glass!!"

wickthayer · 10-09-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wickthayer
Is this what he said? Not I need a chocolate malt over here or something?

Maestro? TheMaestro? Anyone else?

Maestro · 10-09-2003, 05:42 PM

wick, from recollection (I pasted that from script) I think he said: "Can we get a chocolate malt over here!..."

Quote:

Originally posted by BubbleBoy
I think it is bisque not bisk

No it's NOT... IT"S MOOPS!

That's what I thought, but the dictionary also had it as "Bisk" so I used it like the script.

JDM · 10-09-2003, 09:03 PM

Elaine's awesome - especially when she walked into the Soup Nazi's line, put both hands on the counter and starting banging away, trying to decide what she wanted. Hoo-ahh!

Maestro · 10-09-2003, 09:36 PM

Good call JDM! The Soup Nazi #116 has some top shelf Elaine

Here's the convo you mention:

>>>ELAINE: Hi there. Um, uh -- [drumming on countertop] Oh! Oh! Oh! One mulligatawny and, um.... what is that right there? Is that lima bean?

SOUP NAZI: Yes.

ELAINE: Never been a big fan. [coughing] Um..you know what? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, " Scent Of A Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah!

SOUP NAZI: Very good. Very good.

ELAINE: Well, I --

SOUP NAZI: You know something?

ELAINE: Hmmm?

SOUP NAZI: No soup for you!

ELAINE: What?

SOUP NAZI: Come back one year! Next!<<<

Then as we know, The Queen of Confrontation issues a little vengence:

>>>SOUP NAZI: Next!

ELAINE: Hello.

SOUP NAZI: You. You think you can get soup? Please. You're wasting everyone's time.

ELAINE: I don't want soup. I can make my own soup. " 5 cups chopped Porcine mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, 3 pounds celery."

SOUP NAZI: That is my recipe for wild mushroom.

ELAINE: Yeah, that's right. I got 'em all. Cold cucumber, corn and crab chowder, mulligatawny.

SOUP NAZI: Mulliga...tawny?

ELAINE: You're through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!<<<

10-09-2003, 12:32 PM	#3
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	'Lainie has to have her thread. Some of my fav Elaine; The Mango; (great scene from a great epi): JERRY: You faked with me? ELAINE: Ye. JERRY: You faked with me? ELAINE: Yeass. JERRY: No. ELAINE: Yeass. JERRY: You faked it? ELAINE: I faked it. JERRY: That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act? ELAINE: Not bad huh? JERRY: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming? ELAINE: Fake, fake, fake, fake. JERRY: I'm stunned, I'm shocked! How many times did you do this? ELAINE: Uuuhm, all the time. JERRY: All the time?! GEORGE: Can we get a chocolate malt over here!
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10-09-2003, 05:06 PM	#9
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	another fav moment: The Yada Yada #153 GEORGE: "..... You don't think she yada yada'd sex?" ELAINE: (Raising hand) I've yada yada'd sex. GEORGE: Really? ELAINE: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisk, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again. JERRY: But you yada yada'd over the best part. ELAINE: No, I mentioned the bisk.

10-09-2003, 10:11 AM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Elaine's 646 Alright, I realized the rest of the fab four had their own best of threads including Newman and Frank costanza. So I decided Elaine deserves a little respect too. What were some of Elaine's funniest moments on the show?

10-09-2003, 11:21 AM	#2
TheDrake Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 30, 2003 Posts: 79	When she was running around Jerry's apartment looking for a package while trying not to inhale the flea poison.

10-09-2003, 12:53 PM	#5
wickthayer Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 03, 2003 Posts: 562	That is a great scene. What about porn star Elaine, gotta love that one

10-09-2003, 01:34 PM	#6
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	My favorite Lainey moment is when she thinks she has rabies and is trying to drink water and she goes off on both George and Jerry ((new faces!))

10-09-2003, 01:43 PM	#7
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	I love the scene where she puts on the hearing aid and the fire alarm goes off and she freaks out.

10-09-2003, 01:48 PM	#8
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	in general: The Little Kicks #138

10-09-2003, 05:10 PM	#10
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	The Opposite #86 GEORGE: Well, you could move in with my parents. (chuckles) ELAINE: Was that the ... opposite ... of what you were going to say, or was that just your natural instinct? (She squeezes George's mouth between her fingers) GEORGE: Instinct. ELAINE: Stick ... with the opposite. (Slaps George on the forehead)

10-09-2003, 05:13 PM	#11
BubbleBoy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 02, 2003 Posts: 48	Elaine was always mean to George I think it is bisque not bisk My favorite Elaine is when she is begging Jerry's mom for a sample of urine "Pick a glass, Pick a glass!!"

10-09-2003, 09:03 PM	#14
JDM Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 06, 2003 Location: Philly Posts: 126	Elaine's awesome - especially when she walked into the Soup Nazi's line, put both hands on the counter and starting banging away, trying to decide what she wanted. Hoo-ahh!

10-09-2003, 09:36 PM	#15
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	Good call JDM! The Soup Nazi #116 has some top shelf Elaine Here's the convo you mention: >>>ELAINE: Hi there. Um, uh -- [drumming on countertop] Oh! Oh! Oh! One mulligatawny and, um.... what is that right there? Is that lima bean? SOUP NAZI: Yes. ELAINE: Never been a big fan. [coughing] Um..you know what? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, " Scent Of A Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah! SOUP NAZI: Very good. Very good. ELAINE: Well, I -- SOUP NAZI: You know something? ELAINE: Hmmm? SOUP NAZI: No soup for you! ELAINE: What? SOUP NAZI: Come back one year! Next!<<< Then as we know, The Queen of Confrontation issues a little vengence: >>>SOUP NAZI: Next! ELAINE: Hello. SOUP NAZI: You. You think you can get soup? Please. You're wasting everyone's time. ELAINE: I don't want soup. I can make my own soup. " 5 cups chopped Porcine mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, 3 pounds celery." SOUP NAZI: That is my recipe for wild mushroom. ELAINE: Yeah, that's right. I got 'em all. Cold cucumber, corn and crab chowder, mulligatawny. SOUP NAZI: Mulliga...tawny? ELAINE: You're through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!<<<