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sinatrastar · 10-03-2003, 04:45 PM

Jerry has finally had it with Newman. He finds him in his apartment with no shoes or socks on and just loses it. The fists start flying, who comes out on top?

Brian Damage · 10-03-2003, 04:52 PM

Newman definitely has the weight advantage. So I'm picking him.

TheMaestro · 10-03-2003, 05:01 PM

I would also go with Newman, I hear he fights meaner than a ring-tailed lemur.

Maestro · 10-03-2003, 05:46 PM

It's Jerry.
Pecking order has already been established & Jer haunchs over Newmy like an alpha male on a yet-to-drop-nut cub. Newmy already curs, turns tail & runs. Plus he's out of shape, you'll rarely win fights like that!

Fat boy may have a prayer if Jer was trying to grab his roaster chicken or something, but that would only be momentarily.

Maestro · 10-03-2003, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by TheMaestro
hear he fights meaner than a ring-tailed lemur.

Ya, he tries to climb all over you.

wickthayer · 10-03-2003, 06:00 PM

Jerry would win. Newman was a fraidy cat: 1. He was running away from Jerry all over the building 2. He feared rain 3. He was afraid Jerry was going to hit him when Jerry was trying to locate Kramer

TheDrake · 10-03-2003, 07:58 PM

Jerry would win.

KnightFalls · 10-04-2003, 12:44 AM

Newmans girth wins

HeartsOfIron · 10-04-2003, 08:09 AM

Jerry (yet-to-drop-nut

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Crimson and Clover · 10-08-2003, 04:42 PM

I think Jerry would win.

sinatrastar · 10-08-2003, 06:14 PM

From Crimson and Clover's sig. :

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1st to create fan HYSTERIA.

Sinatra created quite a hysteria among the young girls back in his day, he was similar to Elvis I would dare say. He put the emphasis on the singer, rather than on the band (or orchestra) as was the case before his arrival

View Poll Results: Who would win?
Jerry	15	71.43%
Newman	5	23.81%
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10-03-2003, 04:45 PM	#1
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	SeinFighting II "Hello Newman" Jerry has finally had it with Newman. He finds him in his apartment with no shoes or socks on and just loses it. The fists start flying, who comes out on top?

10-04-2003, 08:09 AM	#9
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10-08-2003, 04:42 PM	#10
Crimson and Clover Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 09, 2002 Location: NC Posts: 17,345	I think Jerry would win.
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10-03-2003, 04:52 PM	#2
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Newman definitely has the weight advantage. So I'm picking him.

10-03-2003, 05:01 PM	#3
TheMaestro Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 25, 2003 Posts: 134	I would also go with Newman, I hear he fights meaner than a ring-tailed lemur.

10-03-2003, 05:46 PM	#4
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	It's Jerry. Pecking order has already been established & Jer haunchs over Newmy like an alpha male on a yet-to-drop-nut cub. Newmy already curs, turns tail & runs. Plus he's out of shape, you'll rarely win fights like that! Fat boy may have a prayer if Jer was trying to grab his roaster chicken or something, but that would only be momentarily.

10-03-2003, 06:00 PM	#6
wickthayer Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 03, 2003 Posts: 562	Jerry would win. Newman was a fraidy cat: 1. He was running away from Jerry all over the building 2. He feared rain 3. He was afraid Jerry was going to hit him when Jerry was trying to locate Kramer

10-03-2003, 07:58 PM	#7
TheDrake Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 30, 2003 Posts: 79	Jerry would win.

10-04-2003, 12:44 AM	#8
KnightFalls Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 11, 2003 Location: las vegas Posts: 247	Newmans girth wins