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The Modfather · 10-02-2003, 07:18 AM

Batman Fan Fic:

*Open’s when Batman and Robin are at the scene of the crime*

Robin: Jee Batman, what do you think could have happened?

Batman: Well Robin, it’s a case of simple logic. Someone or something has been trying to kill us. But there plan back fired and they hit the Ocean with the bomb.

Robin: But Batman who would want us dead?

Batman: Only two people Robin, Penguin and The Riddler!

Robin: But Batman we put them both away in jail two years ago.

*In the Bat Cave*

Batman: Robin I’ve been doing research and I found out that they both escaped last week. It could very well be them.

Robin: Oh no Batman, this is terrible. We must stop them before they cause trouble.

Batman: Don’t worry Robin, they’ll be behind bars with in a week.

Robin: Ok Batman.

Alfred: Mr. Wayne telephone.

*Pick’s up phone*

Riddler: What’s black, white and red all over?

Batman: What?

Riddler: A news paper.

*Hangs up*

Robin: Who was that Batman?

Batman: I think it was The Riddler. He said “What’s black, blue and red all over?”

Robin: Well that’s a newspaper Batman…..Holy jumping jelly beans Batman!

Batman: Are you think what I’m thinking?

Batman and Robin: THE DAILY PLANET!

*Down at the Daily Planet.*

Batman: There’s been a break in!

Robin: Holy jeez Batman! Did any one see the crime?

Batman: No Robin. There isn’t a trace of any one!

Robin: Look over there Batman!

Batman: It’s an umbrella!

Robin: Which criminal has an umbrella?

Robin and Batman: PENGUIN!

*Back at the Bat Cave*

Robin: Has there been any leads Batman?

Batman: Yes, an old lady said she say him and The Riddler leaving the bank in a rush. Then she heard alarms.

Robin: Did she see what direction they went?

Batman: No, there is no lead’s besides that.

Robin: What should we do Batman?

Batman: Well Robin we must follow the leads.

Robin: Yeah but didn’t you say there wasn’t any leads besides seeing there car?

Batman: But it’s always the little things that help.

Robin: The crime scene!

*At the bank*

Batman: Ok Robin, let’s look for finger prints.

*Looks around bank*

Robin: Holy jumping monkey Batman!

Batman: What’s the matter Robin?
Robin: Well, I found a finger print!

Batman: I’ll take it too the lab to get it tested.

*At the lap*

Batman: Alfred can you run a test on these finger prints?

Alfred: Of course Master Bruce.

Batman: Thank you Alfred.

*Many hours later*

Alfred: Master Bruce, I’ve found a match.

Batman: Who’s finger print’s are they?

Alfred: Penguin!

Batman: Thanks Alfred!

*In the Bat Cave*

Robin: But Batman, they always leave clues!

Batman: Or so we thought Robin!

*Later that day*

Batman: Robin we must go! I just got a call that the hospital was broken into! There kidnapping children and citizens!

Robin: Holy cow!

Batman: Let’s go!

*At the hospital*

Attendant: Well a man in green and question marks all over him came in walk right past us and went into the back. Then a man in a suit and a big umbrella came in doing the same. Then they just started walking out with the patients!

Batman: Did you see what direction they went?

Attendant: Yes they went left then took a right. Didn’t see anything after that.
Robin: But there is no right turn there Batman!

Batman: Or so we think! Follow me Robin! You see, it’s exactly made to look like a building but really it’s just a sheet of metal!

Robin: This is amazing Batman, but where would the real building go?

Batman: That’s one thing we’ll never know. But we do know it’s here.

*Tomorrow*

Robin: Batman! I was up last night and figured something out!

Batman: What’s that Robin?

Robin: The building was always there but just last week THE SAME DAY The Riddler and The Penguin escaped from jail the building was sold to two men!

Batman: This is great news Robin! Good job.

Robin: Which means we were right it is there secret hide-out.

Batman: Let’s go.

*Minutes later*

Batman: Ok Robin, let’s go in!

Robin: Let’s go Batman!

*Inside the cave*

Robin: Well, I don’t see anything.

Batman: Yes, but that’s to the naked-eye.

Robin: What do you mean?

Batman: I’ll just use my “See in the night rays” here take on too Robin!

Robin: Hey Batman! Look over here!

Batman: What is it Robin?

Robin: It’s another door!

*Inside the door*

Robin: Batman, do you think there here?

Batman: They should be.

Robin: Shh I hear something.

Penguin: Muhahaha this will be the BEST crime heist in American history!

Riddler: Muhahaha Agreed!!!!

Robin: Forget about it!

Batman: Don’t even think about moving! I have my trusty “Anti criminal ray gun”.

*Shoot’s “Anti criminal ray gun”.*

Robin: What happened?

Batman: Well since there souls were so evil they disappeared. Or are they?

To be continued……
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10-02-2003, 07:18 AM	#1
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	Batman Fan Fiction Batman Fan Fic: Open’s when Batman and Robin are at the scene of the crime Robin: Jee Batman, what do you think could have happened? Batman: Well Robin, it’s a case of simple logic. Someone or something has been trying to kill us. But there plan back fired and they hit the Ocean with the bomb. Robin: But Batman who would want us dead? Batman: Only two people Robin, Penguin and The Riddler! Robin: But Batman we put them both away in jail two years ago. In the Bat Cave Batman: Robin I’ve been doing research and I found out that they both escaped last week. It could very well be them. Robin: Oh no Batman, this is terrible. We must stop them before they cause trouble. Batman: Don’t worry Robin, they’ll be behind bars with in a week. Robin: Ok Batman. Alfred: Mr. Wayne telephone. Pick’s up phone Riddler: What’s black, white and red all over? Batman: What? Riddler: A news paper. Hangs up Robin: Who was that Batman? Batman: I think it was The Riddler. He said “What’s black, blue and red all over?” Robin: Well that’s a newspaper Batman…..Holy jumping jelly beans Batman! Batman: Are you think what I’m thinking? Batman and Robin: THE DAILY PLANET! Down at the Daily Planet. Batman: There’s been a break in! Robin: Holy jeez Batman! Did any one see the crime? Batman: No Robin. There isn’t a trace of any one! Robin: Look over there Batman! Batman: It’s an umbrella! Robin: Which criminal has an umbrella? Robin and Batman: PENGUIN! Back at the Bat Cave Robin: Has there been any leads Batman? Batman: Yes, an old lady said she say him and The Riddler leaving the bank in a rush. Then she heard alarms. Robin: Did she see what direction they went? Batman: No, there is no lead’s besides that. Robin: What should we do Batman? Batman: Well Robin we must follow the leads. Robin: Yeah but didn’t you say there wasn’t any leads besides seeing there car? Batman: But it’s always the little things that help. Robin: The crime scene! At the bank Batman: Ok Robin, let’s look for finger prints. Looks around bank Robin: Holy jumping monkey Batman! Batman: What’s the matter Robin? Robin: Well, I found a finger print! Batman: I’ll take it too the lab to get it tested. At the lap Batman: Alfred can you run a test on these finger prints? Alfred: Of course Master Bruce. Batman: Thank you Alfred. Many hours later Alfred: Master Bruce, I’ve found a match. Batman: Who’s finger print’s are they? Alfred: Penguin! Batman: Thanks Alfred! In the Bat Cave Robin: But Batman, they always leave clues! Batman: Or so we thought Robin! Later that day Batman: Robin we must go! I just got a call that the hospital was broken into! There kidnapping children and citizens! Robin: Holy cow! Batman: Let’s go! At the hospital Attendant: Well a man in green and question marks all over him came in walk right past us and went into the back. Then a man in a suit and a big umbrella came in doing the same. Then they just started walking out with the patients! Batman: Did you see what direction they went? Attendant: Yes they went left then took a right. Didn’t see anything after that. Robin: But there is no right turn there Batman! Batman: Or so we think! Follow me Robin! You see, it’s exactly made to look like a building but really it’s just a sheet of metal! Robin: This is amazing Batman, but where would the real building go? Batman: That’s one thing we’ll never know. But we do know it’s here. Tomorrow Robin: Batman! I was up last night and figured something out! Batman: What’s that Robin? Robin: The building was always there but just last week THE SAME DAY The Riddler and The Penguin escaped from jail the building was sold to two men! Batman: This is great news Robin! Good job. Robin: Which means we were right it is there secret hide-out. Batman: Let’s go. Minutes later Batman: Ok Robin, let’s go in! Robin: Let’s go Batman! Inside the cave Robin: Well, I don’t see anything. Batman: Yes, but that’s to the naked-eye. Robin: What do you mean? Batman: I’ll just use my “See in the night rays” here take on too Robin! Robin: Hey Batman! Look over here! Batman: What is it Robin? Robin: It’s another door! Inside the door Robin: Batman, do you think there here? Batman: They should be. Robin: Shh I hear something. Penguin: Muhahaha this will be the BEST crime heist in American history! Riddler: Muhahaha Agreed!!!! Robin: Forget about it! Batman: Don’t even think about moving! I have my trusty “Anti criminal ray gun”. Shoot’s “Anti criminal ray gun”. Robin: What happened? Batman: Well since there souls were so evil they disappeared. Or are they? To be continued…… --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know it's not much...but i like it!