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melindaP3 · 02-06-2001, 01:36 PM

Let's try to put all the famous and favorite quotes here.I know its kind of hard but we could try!

"It's called a DATE Blair,DATE"
Tootie
"Perfect?He's not even blond"!
Blair

Lil_miss_goodwrench_518 · 02-06-2001, 02:10 PM

blair: ive just had another one of my brilliant ideas

Nat: ((depressed)) hes gone...We are really being punished for our sins (this line always crakes me up..and it looked mindy was bout to crake up herself)

((i forget exact words))
Tootie: i gusse you dont want to know what i know bout ROGER!
Nancy: roger? my roger?wht?
Tootie

you dont want here from a KID...maybe some who had there hearts ripped out by love
Nancy: tootie((picks up a globe)) have u ever swalloed one of these...
Tootie: well since u put it that way roger has an exter ticket to birnecuff and is taking roger
Nancy: what???!!
Tootie: roger...((nancy cuts her off)
Nancy: i will kill him, i will kill her, i will kill my self, this will not passed unoticed
Tootie: Blair is in TTTTTRRROOOUBBLLLLEEE

jo: blair do u no what this means...i never have to hear you breath again..
blair: and i never have to see your ugly face again

margo: i am on a diet...ill just have one roll
jo: ive seen you in gym clothes, you got a lot more then one roll
((the whole paint scene but heres a couple quotes from it)
blair: o of course not, if that gets out everyones gonna wanna do it
jo:its designer paint
nat: u guys, u guys are making a mess...lets show some decorm..,
Tootie: what bout brenda..Nat:shes got her rocks

ok well those are just a few off the top of my head...but there are many more

[This message has been edited by Lil_miss_goodwrench_518 (edited 02-06-2001).]

80skid · 02-06-2001, 04:44 PM

Here's mine:

Natalie: Say this again. Jo, dance, going to it, all in the same sentence??

JoBlaiRNaTooT · 02-06-2001, 04:54 PM

"You're born, you move on, you die. That's life." ~ Jo

this is one of my favorite scenes:
Blair: "He's a pimp?!"
Jo: "Your basic"
Blair: "Well where's his fur coat? And his cigar, and his purple hat?"
Jo: "Maybe it's his first day"
Blair: "And I suppose you're gonna tell me those are his pimpettes?"
Jo: "You got it"
Natalie: "Ya mean HOOKERS?!!"

J Polniaczek · 02-06-2001, 05:29 PM

"You're so spoiled, if you were milk, the date on the carton would read B.C." ~Jo

Jo: All right, first we have the introduction, live from Langley college.
Blair: And I give them my amused look.
Jo: Right. Then we go into your top news stories.
Blair: That's the concerned look.
Jo: Then you do your interview.
Blair: The interested look.
Jo: And we wind up with the editorial.
Blair: (looks confused)
Jo: Brings us to your stupid look.

Tootie: Can we sing?
Jo: Sing?
Tootie: That's what I do when I'm scared. What do you do?
Jo: Slap people!

Tootie: What good is privacy if you've got no one to share it with?
Nat: That's right! Jo, you're acting goony.
Jo: I'll tell you what goony is: Two people talking about privacy through a hole in the wall!

Bev: I just got an idea! (Jo gives her a funny look) No really, this is a good idea! (Points to the attic) You could live in there.
Jo: Let me update my definition of goony, eh?

Rick: I'll be the one in the suit saying ‘I do, I do.'

Rick: (singing) Hello my baby, hello my darling (runs into the door) hello, my aching head...

Rick: I'm fine! Fortunately, the sidewalk broke my fall!

Blair: Why do you date this nutcase?
Rick: Because he's funny, he's sexy, and if Jo Polniaczek can correctly guess the hidden question, she will win a trip to the vacation spot of her choosing. Are you ready to play our game?
Jo: As ready as I'm gonna be.

[This message has been edited by J Polniaczek (edited 02-07-2001).]

JMPolniaczek15 · 02-06-2001, 07:56 PM

Jo: Blow it out your Gucci bag!

Tootie: Did anybody call?
Nat: Yeah, the phone company. They wanted to thank you for reaching out and touching everyone!

Blair: When I was little, I used to be afraid of the Boogie man, and my daddy would say, "Don't worry honey. We own the Boogie man!"

Nat: Blow out your candle Blair!

"I'd rather be a happy magic marker than a skinny pencil!"

Margo: I'm on a diet. Just one roll.
Jo: I've seen you in gym clothes. You've got a lot more than one roll!

Blair: She must think we're into nostalgia. She's still wearing flared jeans.
Jo: Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearing flared teeth!

"You're old, you're ugly, you live with it."
**********************

Meg07945 · 02-07-2001, 12:14 AM

I like the one where Blair wants to open the window and so Blair starts reciting some poem that has the basic idea that if you sleep with the window open, its better.
SO it goes like this:
Blair: blablabla. Emily Dickenson.
Jo: It's freezing. Jo Polnacheck (sp?)
cracks me up
~Meg

AlexzBonner · 02-07-2001, 01:03 AM

B: A Warner is like a delicate soufle.
J: Yeah... light and empty.

And from tonight's ep...#70 Magnificent Obsession

B: Jo! Jo, wake up! We can sleep now! It's 7:22!
J: 7:22?
B: We made it!
J: You're in the clear!
B: We made it! (they hug and the phone rings.)
J: Yeah, hello? (starts cracking up.)
B: It's him isn't it?
J: Of course it's him! Who else would be callin' at 7:23 in the mornin'? (they laugh hysterically.)
B: What does he want?
J: Shh! I'll find out! (laughs.) What do you want?

episode #196 A Thousand Frowns
R: Hi! Can Andy come out and play?
BA: Please, tell me you're just big for your age.

The One Where Mrs. G leaves...
J: No! Now, turn the wheels to the right! (pause.) The hand that you write with! (pause.) No, if tey hadn't wanted you to park on the sidewalk they'd had posted a sign or somethin'...

from #12 Molly's Holiday
B: I've always been fascinated with orthodontistry... probably because I never needed it myself.

I'd think of more but it's 11:03 here and I'm rather sleepy...

~`~ Kenzie ~`~

melindaP3 · 02-07-2001, 07:20 AM

Vey cool you guys!!!I love alll the quotes!!Keep posting them!!

"Oh my word!"There is a hair in my menu!"
Blair

J Polniaczek · 02-07-2001, 04:53 PM

Jo: I can't believe I'm waiting for a sock to whisper something in my ear!
Rick: (puts away sock) I'll take it from here.

Blair: I just got another one of my ‘brilliant ideas!'
Jo: Ooh. Don't frighten it. It gets lonely up there!

Tootie: Whenever I feel that way, I write an angry letter and then I don't send it!
Jo: Oh, that'll teach ‘em.
Tootie: But if I'm still mad the next day, I send it to myself and I get the satisfaction of knowing how the other person would have felt if I had the nerve to sent it to them!
Jo: Get out!
Tootie: I guess that is the direct approach.

Jo: What's that disgusting smell? Why Blair. It's you!

Blair: If I'm not perfect, and that's a big IF, it's not his place to say so.
Jo: That's right, it's mine!

[This message has been edited by J Polniaczek (edited 02-10-2001).]

kfoard · 02-07-2001, 06:22 PM

Natalie: I'm a doctor's daughter. How long have you had this problem

Blair: he is a man I'm proud to call my father. Daddy I'm more proud of you then ever if you could love your father that much; how could I love you any less
Mr. Warner: I love you to princess

Mrs. Warner: give me ether I depend to me knocked out

Blair: Ah Natalie you just happen to be rooming with the one person who can teach you all about charm, personality and conversation
Jo: Thanks Blair now as I see it there's no secert to a successful date
Blair: Please to you a successful date is arm wrestling at shakey's. Just remember I haven't been dateless since 1979 can anyone else make that claim
Natalie: Blair help me please

Jo: yeah now that I'm older I know a lot more words

Jo: Here's to those who wished me well all the rest can go to Jersey

Tootie: If I was 13 and you asked me out I'd be over the moon. I just came along a couple years to early
Andy: Oh just my luck I fall for a girl with bad timing

ThomasE · 02-07-2001, 10:48 PM

Sueanne: We all can't be in your shoes, Blair. Walking the streets of New York.

Sueanne: Sometimes I look in the mirror and start to cry.

Blair:I know what you mean. Sometimes I look at you and I start to cry.

Jo/Frizzo: We're a singing group. The Sha la la la la la la la la las.

Jo: ...and nobody jokes about my name.
Blair:They really don't have to. There's enough laughs in the way you act.

Blair: He (Roger) had these 2 tickets and I just melted and I.... who told you?

Nancy: A very close friend El Slimo. Here hot stuff, maybe this will cool you off.(Nancy puts the ice down Blair's shirt)

Commotion: Don't break out the champaigne just yet, kiddies, we're gonna blow you away.

Tootie: Oh suuure!

Natalie: Good Comeback, Tootie!

[This message has been edited by ThomasE (edited 03-01-2001).]

melindaP3 · 02-08-2001, 07:10 PM

hehe!!I love all the quotes!!Keep posting them!!

"Then your Catilian and my Winding are the same thing."
Jo

Jo Polniaczec · 02-09-2001, 03:04 PM

hah

melindaP3 · 02-10-2001, 12:27 PM

"There is no E in Blair"
Blair

02-09-2001, 03:04 PM	#14
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02-06-2001, 01:36 PM	#1
melindaP3 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2001 Posts: 16	Post you favorite quote here! Let's try to put all the famous and favorite quotes here.I know its kind of hard but we could try! "It's called a DATE Blair,DATE" Tootie "Perfect?He's not even blond"! Blair

02-06-2001, 02:10 PM	#2
Lil_miss_goodwrench_518 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Location: MA Posts: 174	blair: ive just had another one of my brilliant ideas Nat: ((depressed)) hes gone...We are really being punished for our sins (this line always crakes me up..and it looked mindy was bout to crake up herself) ((i forget exact words)) Tootie: i gusse you dont want to know what i know bout ROGER! Nancy: roger? my roger?wht? Tootie you dont want here from a KID...maybe some who had there hearts ripped out by love Nancy: tootie((picks up a globe)) have u ever swalloed one of these... Tootie: well since u put it that way roger has an exter ticket to birnecuff and is taking roger Nancy: what???!! Tootie: roger...((nancy cuts her off) Nancy: i will kill him, i will kill her, i will kill my self, this will not passed unoticed Tootie: Blair is in TTTTTRRROOOUBBLLLLEEE jo: blair do u no what this means...i never have to hear you breath again.. blair: and i never have to see your ugly face again margo: i am on a diet...ill just have one roll jo: ive seen you in gym clothes, you got a lot more then one roll ((the whole paint scene but heres a couple quotes from it) blair: o of course not, if that gets out everyones gonna wanna do it jo:its designer paint nat: u guys, u guys are making a mess...lets show some decorm.., Tootie: what bout brenda..Nat:shes got her rocks ok well those are just a few off the top of my head...but there are many more [This message has been edited by Lil_miss_goodwrench_518 (edited 02-06-2001).]

02-06-2001, 04:44 PM	#3
80skid smile :) Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 18, 2000 Posts: 971	Here's mine: Natalie: Say this again. Jo, dance, going to it, all in the same sentence??

02-06-2001, 04:54 PM	#4
JoBlaiRNaTooT Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 12, 2000 Location: Peekskill, NY (lol) Posts: 191	"You're born, you move on, you die. That's life." ~ Jo this is one of my favorite scenes: Blair: "He's a pimp?!" Jo: "Your basic" Blair: "Well where's his fur coat? And his cigar, and his purple hat?" Jo: "Maybe it's his first day" Blair: "And I suppose you're gonna tell me those are his pimpettes?" Jo: "You got it" Natalie: "Ya mean HOOKERS?!!"

02-06-2001, 05:29 PM	#5
J Polniaczek Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Location: Peekskill, NY, U.S.A. Posts: 120	"You're so spoiled, if you were milk, the date on the carton would read B.C." ~Jo Jo: All right, first we have the introduction, live from Langley college. Blair: And I give them my amused look. Jo: Right. Then we go into your top news stories. Blair: That's the concerned look. Jo: Then you do your interview. Blair: The interested look. Jo: And we wind up with the editorial. Blair: (looks confused) Jo: Brings us to your stupid look. Tootie: Can we sing? Jo: Sing? Tootie: That's what I do when I'm scared. What do you do? Jo: Slap people! Tootie: What good is privacy if you've got no one to share it with? Nat: That's right! Jo, you're acting goony. Jo: I'll tell you what goony is: Two people talking about privacy through a hole in the wall! Bev: I just got an idea! (Jo gives her a funny look) No really, this is a good idea! (Points to the attic) You could live in there. Jo: Let me update my definition of goony, eh? Rick: I'll be the one in the suit saying ‘I do, I do.' Rick: (singing) Hello my baby, hello my darling (runs into the door) hello, my aching head... Rick: I'm fine! Fortunately, the sidewalk broke my fall! Blair: Why do you date this nutcase? Rick: Because he's funny, he's sexy, and if Jo Polniaczek can correctly guess the hidden question, she will win a trip to the vacation spot of her choosing. Are you ready to play our game? Jo: As ready as I'm gonna be. [This message has been edited by J Polniaczek (edited 02-07-2001).]

02-06-2001, 07:56 PM	#6
JMPolniaczek15 Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Amongst the cornfields in Indiana... Posts: 706	Jo: Blow it out your Gucci bag! Tootie: Did anybody call? Nat: Yeah, the phone company. They wanted to thank you for reaching out and touching everyone! Blair: When I was little, I used to be afraid of the Boogie man, and my daddy would say, "Don't worry honey. We own the Boogie man!" Nat: Blow out your candle Blair! "I'd rather be a happy magic marker than a skinny pencil!" Margo: I'm on a diet. Just one roll. Jo: I've seen you in gym clothes. You've got a lot more than one roll! Blair: She must think we're into nostalgia. She's still wearing flared jeans. Jo: Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearing flared teeth! "You're old, you're ugly, you live with it." **********************

02-07-2001, 12:14 AM	#7
Meg07945 Olive!!! Senior Member Join Date: Jan 16, 2001 Location: New Jersey!! The Garden State!! Posts: 1,001	I like the one where Blair wants to open the window and so Blair starts reciting some poem that has the basic idea that if you sleep with the window open, its better. SO it goes like this: Blair: blablabla. Emily Dickenson. Jo: It's freezing. Jo Polnacheck (sp?) cracks me up ~Meg

02-07-2001, 01:03 AM	#8
AlexzBonner Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Muldrow, OK (Miss America '96's home town!) Posts: 284	B: A Warner is like a delicate soufle. J: Yeah... light and empty. And from tonight's ep...#70 Magnificent Obsession B: Jo! Jo, wake up! We can sleep now! It's 7:22! J: 7:22? B: We made it! J: You're in the clear! B: We made it! (they hug and the phone rings.) J: Yeah, hello? (starts cracking up.) B: It's him isn't it? J: Of course it's him! Who else would be callin' at 7:23 in the mornin'? (they laugh hysterically.) B: What does he want? J: Shh! I'll find out! (laughs.) What do you want? episode #196 A Thousand Frowns R: Hi! Can Andy come out and play? BA: Please, tell me you're just big for your age. The One Where Mrs. G leaves... J: No! Now, turn the wheels to the right! (pause.) The hand that you write with! (pause.) No, if tey hadn't wanted you to park on the sidewalk they'd had posted a sign or somethin'... from #12 Molly's Holiday B: I've always been fascinated with orthodontistry... probably because I never needed it myself. I'd think of more but it's 11:03 here and I'm rather sleepy... ~`~ Kenzie ~`~

02-07-2001, 07:20 AM	#9
melindaP3 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2001 Posts: 16	Vey cool you guys!!!I love alll the quotes!!Keep posting them!! "Oh my word!"There is a hair in my menu!" Blair

02-07-2001, 04:53 PM	#10
J Polniaczek Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Location: Peekskill, NY, U.S.A. Posts: 120	Jo: I can't believe I'm waiting for a sock to whisper something in my ear! Rick: (puts away sock) I'll take it from here. Blair: I just got another one of my ‘brilliant ideas!' Jo: Ooh. Don't frighten it. It gets lonely up there! Tootie: Whenever I feel that way, I write an angry letter and then I don't send it! Jo: Oh, that'll teach ‘em. Tootie: But if I'm still mad the next day, I send it to myself and I get the satisfaction of knowing how the other person would have felt if I had the nerve to sent it to them! Jo: Get out! Tootie: I guess that is the direct approach. Jo: What's that disgusting smell? Why Blair. It's you! Blair: If I'm not perfect, and that's a big IF, it's not his place to say so. Jo: That's right, it's mine! [This message has been edited by J Polniaczek (edited 02-10-2001).]

02-07-2001, 06:22 PM	#11
kfoard Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 21, 2000 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 194	Natalie: I'm a doctor's daughter. How long have you had this problem Blair: he is a man I'm proud to call my father. Daddy I'm more proud of you then ever if you could love your father that much; how could I love you any less Mr. Warner: I love you to princess Mrs. Warner: give me ether I depend to me knocked out Blair: Ah Natalie you just happen to be rooming with the one person who can teach you all about charm, personality and conversation Jo: Thanks Blair now as I see it there's no secert to a successful date Blair: Please to you a successful date is arm wrestling at shakey's. Just remember I haven't been dateless since 1979 can anyone else make that claim Natalie: Blair help me please Jo: yeah now that I'm older I know a lot more words Jo: Here's to those who wished me well all the rest can go to Jersey Tootie: If I was 13 and you asked me out I'd be over the moon. I just came along a couple years to early Andy: Oh just my luck I fall for a girl with bad timing

02-07-2001, 10:48 PM	#12
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	Sueanne: We all can't be in your shoes, Blair. Walking the streets of New York. Sueanne: Sometimes I look in the mirror and start to cry. Blair:I know what you mean. Sometimes I look at you and I start to cry. Jo/Frizzo: We're a singing group. The Sha la la la la la la la la las. Jo: ...and nobody jokes about my name. Blair:They really don't have to. There's enough laughs in the way you act. Blair: He (Roger) had these 2 tickets and I just melted and I.... who told you? Nancy: A very close friend El Slimo. Here hot stuff, maybe this will cool you off.(Nancy puts the ice down Blair's shirt) Commotion: Don't break out the champaigne just yet, kiddies, we're gonna blow you away. Tootie: Oh suuure! Natalie: Good Comeback, Tootie! [This message has been edited by ThomasE (edited 03-01-2001).]

02-08-2001, 07:10 PM	#13
melindaP3 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2001 Posts: 16	hehe!!I love all the quotes!!Keep posting them!! "Then your Catilian and my Winding are the same thing." Jo

02-10-2001, 12:27 PM	#15
melindaP3 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2001 Posts: 16	"There is no E in Blair" Blair