In the year 2000......

[DianeChambers87]

As promised here is Kelsey on Conan O'brien doing the "In the year 2000 skit:

Conan: "As a display of gratitude for their loyal support, Britney Spears will release an album dedicated to her fans. The album will be called 'Thanks Idiots.'"

Kelsey: "The owner of 'Hooters' will open a far less successful restaurant, 'Saggers'."

Conan: "J. Lo will get over the big J Blow, and she'll J grow. But she'll J know, it's best to J go with the J flow, she'll get a new J Glow, and put on a new J show, but America won't J give a rat's ass."

Kelsey: "Scientists will discover yet another benefit of red wine. It helps them seduce their hot young assistants."

Conan: "Opera singer Luciano Pavarotti will officially shorten his name to Lupo, not because he thinks it sounds cool but to make more room on his driver's license to list his emergency food preferences."

Kelsey: "Yassar Arafat shocks the world when finally takes the checkered thing off his head and replaces it with a 'Who Farted?' trucker's cap."

Conan: "On the VMA awards Britney Spears and Madonna again imitate lesbians- this time not by kissing, but by fixing the transmission on a Chevy pick up."

Kelsey: "Scholars will prove without a doubt that the works of Shakespeare were penned by Francis Bacon. Yet Shakespeare's image will not be fully tarnished, since he is still credited for the script for 'Booty Call'."

Conan: "The cast of 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' will change its name from the 'Fab Five' back to their original name, 'N Sync.'"

Kelsey: "A celebrity will appear on a talk show and fail to plug their latest project. That celebrity will not be Kelsey Grammer, star of the hilarious new animated show, 'Gary the Rat' only on Spike TV the first network for men."

[MonarC]

[dr frasier crane]

Yeah, I watched that. It was great!

[Brian Damage]