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laracroft1106 · 09-24-2003, 02:09 PM

What were the funniest lines on the show "The wayans bros."? I liked this one, where Marlon had 2 help a friend with this acting thing she was doin and it went to his head and then he walked in one day, and shawn said to him "stack these magazines" and marlon said "whats my motivation" (cos they say that in acting and all that ish, lol) and then shawn said in a really funny way "how about my foot in your ass"

THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! IT MADE ME LMAO SO MUCH!

i also liked the ep where the lil boy josh got run over by a car and shawn told marlon to call 911 and marlon said "whats the number to 911?"
LMAO!!!

IF ANY1 ELSE HAS SOME MORE FUNNY LINES REPLY HERE AND TELL ME THEM!!!
luv Lauren

dpops · 11-26-2003, 09:09 AM

"how about my foot in your ass"

I don't have any one-liners to add, but "Pops" John Witherspoon always cracked me up on that show.

wayansfan08 · 08-27-2006, 11:07 PM

i like the episode when shawn girlfriend is rich and he doesnt want pops to come to dinner to meet her dad because of the way he acts and dresses.

shawn makes a remark about pops beating up mickey mouse at disneyworld and pos says "whoever grabbed my ass only had 4 fingers and ya mama wasnt around" that was too funny

and when dee trys to show them manners and they make her mad so she leaves and pops says "dee bring yo ass back in here" and she says "thats not how u talk to a lady" and he says "bring yo ass back in here,... please"

john weatherspoon always has me laughing

Jrog · 02-08-2008, 01:23 AM

Well, it wasn't a "line" per se ... but there was one episode where Pops took a swig from a flask (perhaps some Thunderbird or other alcoholic beverage) then started howling like a wolf. Just started cracking up typing about it.

Ireneparalegal · 03-26-2008, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by laracroft1106

What were the funniest lines on the show "The wayans bros."? i also liked the ep where the lil boy josh got run over by a car and shawn told marlon to call 911 and marlon said "whats the number to 911?" LMAO!!!

Oy vey.

How many times has that line been used? Too many if you ask me.

cleverfun3000 · 10-03-2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Oy vey.

How many times has that line been used? Too many if you ask me.

I never Heard that joke before reading it right here in this thread. Its a Hilarious Line. thanks for sharing it!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

09-24-2003, 02:09 PM	#1
laracroft1106 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 26, 2003 Location: On Earth Posts: 16	Funniest Lines On 'the Wayans Bros.'!!! Read This Evry1! What were the funniest lines on the show "The wayans bros."? I liked this one, where Marlon had 2 help a friend with this acting thing she was doin and it went to his head and then he walked in one day, and shawn said to him "stack these magazines" and marlon said "whats my motivation" (cos they say that in acting and all that ish, lol) and then shawn said in a really funny way "how about my foot in your ass" THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! IT MADE ME LMAO SO MUCH! i also liked the ep where the lil boy josh got run over by a car and shawn told marlon to call 911 and marlon said "whats the number to 911?" LMAO!!! IF ANY1 ELSE HAS SOME MORE FUNNY LINES REPLY HERE AND TELL ME THEM!!! luv Lauren

11-26-2003, 09:09 AM	#2
dpops Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 25, 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 52	"how about my foot in your ass" I don't have any one-liners to add, but "Pops" John Witherspoon always cracked me up on that show. Attached Images

02-08-2008, 01:23 AM	#4
Jrog Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 19, 2007 Location: Bronx, New York (United States) Posts: 43	Well, it wasn't a "line" per se ... but there was one episode where Pops took a swig from a flask (perhaps some Thunderbird or other alcoholic beverage) then started howling like a wolf. Just started cracking up typing about it.
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08-27-2006, 11:07 PM	#3
wayansfan08 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 27, 2006 Posts: 8	i like the episode when shawn girlfriend is rich and he doesnt want pops to come to dinner to meet her dad because of the way he acts and dresses. shawn makes a remark about pops beating up mickey mouse at disneyworld and pos says "whoever grabbed my ass only had 4 fingers and ya mama wasnt around" that was too funny and when dee trys to show them manners and they make her mad so she leaves and pops says "dee bring yo ass back in here" and she says "thats not how u talk to a lady" and he says "bring yo ass back in here,... please" john weatherspoon always has me laughing