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DianeChambers87 · 09-16-2003, 11:11 PM

I love this episode. Some of the most famous Cheers lines come from this episode. LIke

Coach: Crazy Carla? Crazy like a dornknob

Sam: would you like to join me? It's quiet, empty, and dimly lit.
Diane: Oh much like your mind?

Sam: Could you come here for a second I would like to show you something I've triumph over
Diane: Oh don't tell me you've mastered the stapler

Diane: He's just an ordinary guy, like any ordinary guy you'd meet in greek mythology.

Norm: Hey you two! We got a rich guy tap dancing!

Sam: I've always thought that you'd be too much woman for me Carla

and then there's the whole CLiff and Coach speech on the tree falling.

Diane: SIIIING!

Sam: You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met!
Diane: and you Sam Malone are the most arrogant, self-centered son-of-a b--
Sam:SHUT UP! Shut your fat mouth!
Diane: Make me
Sam: Make you? I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office
Diane: try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow ...or should I say funnier?
Sam: YOu know, You know I've always wanted to pop you one! Maybe this my lucky day huh?
Diane: YOu disgust me, I hate you!
Sam: Are you as turned on as I am?
Diane: MORE!

NORM · 09-17-2003, 06:14 AM

Diane: What surprises me is that there are women that this works on, and there allowed to vote and drive cars.

Norm: I took a long lunch hour and they canned me.

Brian Damage · 09-17-2003, 09:40 AM

Carla: I don't know Sam, I'll pass her a note in gym.

MaydayMalonesGirl · 09-17-2003, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Diane: What surprises me is that there are women that this works on, and there allowed to vote and drive cars.

I love that line!! I memorized showdown part 2, and I almost have part 2 down. Showdown is definately one of my alltime fave eps.

david&maddie4ever · 09-23-2003, 09:34 PM

"Showdown" is my favorite episode! These are some of my favorite quotes that I posted on some other thread that are from this AWESOME piece of work!

Sam: (referring to Diane...of course!) Yeah, I know she’s not perfect, and I know she talks too much, but there are times when I’m with her that she just…irritates the hell out of me.

Diane: (After threatening to marry Sam’s brother…) And this is alright with you?

Sam: See ya at the wedding. Do I get to kiss the bride?

Diane: I think you know what you can kiss.

Sam: How do you think it feels to be attracted to someone who makes you sick?

Diane: I could right a book on the subject.

Sam: I was swept away!

Diane: Nobody who’s swept away has the presence of mind to say, “Maybe we should kiss.”

...and there are so many more!

This episode is BRILLIANT!

Later.

david&maddie4ever

CheersChild4life · 09-23-2003, 09:51 PM

I LUV THAT EP.

MaydayMalonesGirl · 09-24-2003, 03:25 PM

I know every word of Showdown part 2. I just watched it again. I LOVE IT. Its definately one of my favorite eps.

CarJackSnyder · 09-26-2003, 07:58 PM

Sam: where r they?

Carla: well bobby an susy saw them @ the drive-in sharin a cherry coke an fries

I

THAT EP!!!!!

09-16-2003, 11:11 PM	#1
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	Showdown I love this episode. Some of the most famous Cheers lines come from this episode. LIke Coach: Crazy Carla? Crazy like a dornknob Sam: would you like to join me? It's quiet, empty, and dimly lit. Diane: Oh much like your mind? Sam: Could you come here for a second I would like to show you something I've triumph over Diane: Oh don't tell me you've mastered the stapler Diane: He's just an ordinary guy, like any ordinary guy you'd meet in greek mythology. Norm: Hey you two! We got a rich guy tap dancing! Sam: I've always thought that you'd be too much woman for me Carla and then there's the whole CLiff and Coach speech on the tree falling. Diane: SIIIING! Sam: You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met! Diane: and you Sam Malone are the most arrogant, self-centered son-of-a b-- Sam:SHUT UP! Shut your fat mouth! Diane: Make me Sam: Make you? I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office Diane: try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow ...or should I say funnier? Sam: YOu know, You know I've always wanted to pop you one! Maybe this my lucky day huh? Diane: YOu disgust me, I hate you! Sam: Are you as turned on as I am? Diane: MORE!
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09-17-2003, 06:14 AM	#2
NORM #1 Wendt Fan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 19, 2002 Location: Wherever my wheels are rolling. Posts: 1,607	Diane: What surprises me is that there are women that this works on, and there allowed to vote and drive cars. Norm: I took a long lunch hour and they canned me.
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09-17-2003, 09:40 AM	#3
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Carla: I don't know Sam, I'll pass her a note in gym.

09-23-2003, 09:34 PM	#5
david&maddie4ever ...the hard way... Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 01, 2003 Location: ...staring at my calendar, counting the days until the release of Moonlighting on DVD... Posts: 3,580	"Showdown" is my favorite episode! These are some of my favorite quotes that I posted on some other thread that are from this AWESOME piece of work! Sam: (referring to Diane...of course!) Yeah, I know she’s not perfect, and I know she talks too much, but there are times when I’m with her that she just…irritates the hell out of me. Diane: (After threatening to marry Sam’s brother…) And this is alright with you? Sam: See ya at the wedding. Do I get to kiss the bride? Diane: I think you know what you can kiss. Sam: How do you think it feels to be attracted to someone who makes you sick? Diane: I could right a book on the subject. Sam: I was swept away! Diane: Nobody who’s swept away has the presence of mind to say, “Maybe we should kiss.” ...and there are so many more! This episode is BRILLIANT! Later. david&maddie4ever

09-23-2003, 09:51 PM	#6
CheersChild4life Absolutely Fabulous Senior Member Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Somwhere Fabulous Posts: 2,814	I LUV THAT EP.

09-24-2003, 03:25 PM	#7
MaydayMalonesGirl ACID! POLICEHHHH! Forum Star Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 Location: in a van down by the river. Posts: 18,393	I know every word of Showdown part 2. I just watched it again. I LOVE IT. Its definately one of my favorite eps.

09-26-2003, 07:58 PM	#8
CarJackSnyder Maura West & Michael Park<3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 05, 2003 Location: Milltown; Oakdale- where everybody knows your name. Posts: 6,971	Sam: where r they? Carla: well bobby an susy saw them @ the drive-in sharin a cherry coke an fries I THAT EP!!!!!