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Nanny Fine · 09-16-2003, 09:33 AM

and it just really proved how much she really does know me. Scary.

Here is what it reads...

When I was little, I always had lots of fun! I lived in this big penthouse in a little town called Mayberry, with my brothers Arnold and Willis and Bobby and Peter and Greg and Potsy, and my dogs Tiger and Petey. We played games with the girls down the street--Joanie and Jenny Piccoloand Marcia and Jan and Cindy and Shirley and Laverne. They were all really great. When we got a little older, sometimes we'd all hop into our friend Ruben Kincaid's bus and head over to the other side of town to see my friends Fat Albert and Dumb Donald and Arnold Horseshack and Radar O'Reilly. They were really cool, but not like this one guy--his name was The Fonz. He worked at this nuclear power plant for a really mean guy named Mr. Burns. The Fonz had a girlfriend, Jodie, andshe lived with her Uncle, Mr. French and her Aunt Bea. They were very nice! Not like that old Mr. Sanford. He was a grouch but his son J.J. was a real hip dude. He was always sayin' stuff like "DY-NO-MITE!!" and "NA-NU NA-NU", and "KISS MY GRITS!". .... Yeah, J.J. was a good guy. And I always liked his sister Tootie, too! Unfortunately, their Mom, Mrs. Garrett, never really liked me...

(Flip to inside of card)...

...She said I watched too much TV and needed to get a life...

Yeah, right.

Whatever...

*Marilyn Monroe* · 09-16-2003, 04:32 PM

That's hilarious!!

Rhiannon · 09-16-2003, 04:39 PM

haha dude that's funny

*InThisMoment* · 09-16-2003, 04:46 PM

Cactus Jack · 09-16-2003, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nanny Fine
and it just really proved how much she really does know me. Scary.

Here is what it reads...

When I was little, I always had lots of fun! I lived in this big penthouse in a little town called Mayberry, with my brothers Arnold and Willis and Bobby and Peter and Greg and Potsy, and my dogs Tiger and Petey. We played games with the girls down the street--Joanie and Jenny Piccoloand Marcia and Jan and Cindy and Shirley and Laverne. They were all really great. When we got a little older, sometimes we'd all hop into our friend Ruben Kincaid's bus and head over to the other side of town to see my friends Fat Albert and Dumb Donald and Arnold Horseshack and Radar O'Reilly. They were really cool, but not like this one guy--his name was The Fonz. He worked at this nuclear power plant for a really mean guy named Mr. Burns. The Fonz had a girlfriend, Jodie, andshe lived with her Uncle, Mr. French and her Aunt Bea. They were very nice! Not like that old Mr. Sanford. He was a grouch but his son J.J. was a real hip dude. He was always sayin' stuff like "DY-NO-MITE!!" and "NA-NU NA-NU", and "KISS MY GRITS!". .... Yeah, J.J. was a good guy. And I always liked his sister Tootie, too! Unfortunately, their Mom, Mrs. Garrett, never really liked me...

(Flip to inside of card)...

...She said I watched too much TV and needed to get a life...

Yeah, right.

Whatever...

HILARIOUS!

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 09-16-2003, 06:38 PM

dandelion wine · 09-16-2003, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nanny Fine
...She said I watched too much TV and needed to get a life...

Yeah, right.

Whatever...

That is cute.

fr00ti · 09-16-2003, 11:07 PM

I've seen that card before. I was like omg thats me!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 09-16-2003, 11:10 PM

Ah!!

Whered she get it? I need to get one!

Crimson and Clover · 09-16-2003, 11:24 PM

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 09-16-2003, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nanny Fine
I lived in this big penthouse in a little town called Mayberry, with my brothers Arnold and Willis and Bobby and Peter and Greg and Potsy, and my dogs Tiger and Petey.

Woah.. they did not spell Potsie with a Y. Big Potsie no no!

PZelda · 09-16-2003, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Woah.. they did not spell Potsie with a Y. Big Potsie no no!

Anyway, Nanny Fine, I thought that was hilarious!

Nanny Fine · 09-17-2003, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Woah.. they did not spell Potsie with a Y. Big Potsie no no!

Yep that's how it's spelled

She got it at a store called Martin's.

I laughed so hard because it's so totally me. I told her ewhat is REALLY SAD is that I actually WATCHED half of those shows over the weekend

09-16-2003, 09:33 AM	#1
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