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NORM · 09-14-2003, 01:08 PM

"The Last Pitcher Show"
A round of final confessions from the cast----straight up with a twist.

Whom would you cast in your role in a cheers movie?

Kirstie Alley: Claudia Shiffer, cause she looks just like me.
John Ratzenberger: The guy who used to say "Yeeessssss" On the Jack Benny Show.
George Wendt: People have said John Goodman, but I think Paul Wilson(who plays fellow cheers barfly Paul)
Kelsey Grammer: Orson Welles. Frankly, there is no living actor who could play Frasier.
Rhea Perlman: No way anyone plays this part but me!
Ted Danson: I'm not going near that question. Tell you the truth, I wasnt right for this part either. And it took me three years to get it right.

What drink best describes your personality, or whats your favorite drink?

George: Beer, what else? I love beer. But because of the show I never get to go to bars.
Shelley Long: I'm a margarita---hold the salt.
Kelsey: My poison of choice when I drank was gin, but Frasier's on hand day would be scotch and water and on a good day would be a beer or two.
Kirstie: Water. I'm always clear.
Ted: I'm a long island iced tea. It sneaks up on you and knocks you out.

What were the best pranks you pulled or had pulled on you?

Woody Harrelson: When Ted pulled my pants down in front of 100 extras.
Ted: Woody got me back. He took a polaroid of me in the shower and put it on the yearly gag reel, so 200 people saw it. Luckily, I had fluffed up before he took the picture, so I was lookin good.
Kelsey: I was always a bystander. Woody was the ultimate prankster, but thats why he was the ultimate victim.
George: If you watch the show closely, sometimes you can see a spitball hit Woody in the middle of a difficult speech. I try to hit his mouth.
John: Woody squirted me with a water pistol once. I said, "PLease dont do that again". And he did. So the next day I filled this garbage bag up with water and waited for him to walk under a doorway. He never squirted me again.
Kirstie: John carries this little machine around with him that makes belching and farting noises. I cant believe he forgot to mention that.

Where do you see your character in 10 years?

George: He's going to be in AA.
John: Selling banana bread on a dock in key west.
Shelley: I cant tell you that! That would give away the ending of the final episode. I will say she will be happier and more fulfilled as a person.
Kelsey: I see Frasier in Tahitit, painting.[Actually he might still be on the NBC spinoff Frasier, currently filming on Cheers' old soundstage.]
Kirstie: Where do I see Rebecca? I don't. She's history. She ends.
Rhea: She will be working at cheers. And her youngest will be just about out of the house. Of course, knowing Carla, she could have a few more........

Would you do a Cheers reunion show?

John: I would do one, and I'm sure someday we'll be asked.
George: In a minute, I just wouldnt want us to look pathetic.
Shelley: I never even thought this call would come. I was doing my own show and the producers heard I was too busy. I would never be too busy for this.
Ted: Why not? I'm embarassed to tell you how attached I have gotten to making money.
Kelsey: It's inevitable. Depending upon our careers, we might all be jumping at the chance.
Rhea: Who knows? I've never gone to a reunion in my life. I hate looking back.
Kistie: Never. I dont go back. My opinion about reunion shows is that they are so audiences can go, "Gee, they look 10 years older." Well duh hello its been 10 years!

The entire cast is on a plane that develops engine trouble. Theres only one parachute. Who gets it and why?

Ted: **** em all. I would take the ****ing parachute myself, thanks, and why not? I'm the leading man of the god damn show!
Kirstie: Me, because I'm the funniest.
Shelley: I couldnt possibly answerthat for the real people. But for the characters. I would give it to Norm. he deserves another chance at life.
George: I'd give it to Rhea, because she has the most kids. Actually, we have the same number, but shes a mom.
Kelsey: The most glorious choice----and we'd be capable of making it-----would be all to agree to throw the parahute off the plane and go down together, as one, in a blaze of glory.

Hope you guys enjoyed it

MaydayMalonesGirl · 09-14-2003, 01:11 PM

Oh yea. That's in the one magaine I just got.

DianeChambers87 · 09-14-2003, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by NORM
"The Last Pitcher Show"

The entire cast is on a plane that develops engine trouble. Theres only one parachute. Who gets it and why?

Ted: **** em all. I would take the ****ing parachute myself, thanks, and why not? I'm the leading man of the god damn show!

I love TED!!!

WHen was this steve?

barwars · 09-14-2003, 05:46 PM

Sounds cool.

Screw Kirstie Alley, reunions are awesome.

Brian Damage · 09-15-2003, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by barwars88
Sounds cool.

Screw Kirstie Alley, reunions are awesome.

Yeah, I can't believe her. What is she doing now that will prevent her from doing it?

barwars · 09-15-2003, 03:27 PM

We'll there's the almight Pier 1 commercials.

She so mean to us all, first not on Frasier, and then no reunion.

Teddy02 · 09-15-2003, 03:31 PM

Kirstie Alley should be beggin them to do a reunion. Rebecca Howe made her. and like u said, what else is she doing?

DianeChambers87 · 09-15-2003, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by Teddy02
Kirstie Alley should be beggin them to do a reunion. Rebecca Howe made her. and like u said, what else is she doing?

lol yea before that what was she...??? A vulcan?! oooo and we know how many Academy award winning roles she's been ever since so the DIVA attitude certainly applies

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NORM · 09-15-2003, 07:11 PM

I still like Kirstie. I think shes cool.

barwars · 09-15-2003, 08:34 PM

If she would go on Frasier, I might like her again.

CheersChild4life · 09-15-2003, 08:43 PM

She can be a biotch

09-14-2003, 01:08 PM	#1
NORM #1 Wendt Fan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 19, 2002 Location: Wherever my wheels are rolling. Posts: 1,607	Cool Stuff to read "The Last Pitcher Show" A round of final confessions from the cast----straight up with a twist. Whom would you cast in your role in a cheers movie? Kirstie Alley: Claudia Shiffer, cause she looks just like me. John Ratzenberger: The guy who used to say "Yeeessssss" On the Jack Benny Show. George Wendt: People have said John Goodman, but I think Paul Wilson(who plays fellow cheers barfly Paul) Kelsey Grammer: Orson Welles. Frankly, there is no living actor who could play Frasier. Rhea Perlman: No way anyone plays this part but me! Ted Danson: I'm not going near that question. Tell you the truth, I wasnt right for this part either. And it took me three years to get it right. What drink best describes your personality, or whats your favorite drink? George: Beer, what else? I love beer. But because of the show I never get to go to bars. Shelley Long: I'm a margarita---hold the salt. Kelsey: My poison of choice when I drank was gin, but Frasier's on hand day would be scotch and water and on a good day would be a beer or two. Kirstie: Water. I'm always clear. Ted: I'm a long island iced tea. It sneaks up on you and knocks you out. What were the best pranks you pulled or had pulled on you? Woody Harrelson: When Ted pulled my pants down in front of 100 extras. Ted: Woody got me back. He took a polaroid of me in the shower and put it on the yearly gag reel, so 200 people saw it. Luckily, I had fluffed up before he took the picture, so I was lookin good. Kelsey: I was always a bystander. Woody was the ultimate prankster, but thats why he was the ultimate victim. George: If you watch the show closely, sometimes you can see a spitball hit Woody in the middle of a difficult speech. I try to hit his mouth. John: Woody squirted me with a water pistol once. I said, "PLease dont do that again". And he did. So the next day I filled this garbage bag up with water and waited for him to walk under a doorway. He never squirted me again. Kirstie: John carries this little machine around with him that makes belching and farting noises. I cant believe he forgot to mention that. Where do you see your character in 10 years? George: He's going to be in AA. John: Selling banana bread on a dock in key west. Shelley: I cant tell you that! That would give away the ending of the final episode. I will say she will be happier and more fulfilled as a person. Kelsey: I see Frasier in Tahitit, painting.[Actually he might still be on the NBC spinoff Frasier, currently filming on Cheers' old soundstage.] Kirstie: Where do I see Rebecca? I don't. She's history. She ends. Rhea: She will be working at cheers. And her youngest will be just about out of the house. Of course, knowing Carla, she could have a few more........ Would you do a Cheers reunion show? John: I would do one, and I'm sure someday we'll be asked. George: In a minute, I just wouldnt want us to look pathetic. Shelley: I never even thought this call would come. I was doing my own show and the producers heard I was too busy. I would never be too busy for this. Ted: Why not? I'm embarassed to tell you how attached I have gotten to making money. Kelsey: It's inevitable. Depending upon our careers, we might all be jumping at the chance. Rhea: Who knows? I've never gone to a reunion in my life. I hate looking back. Kistie: Never. I dont go back. My opinion about reunion shows is that they are so audiences can go, "Gee, they look 10 years older." Well duh hello its been 10 years! The entire cast is on a plane that develops engine trouble. Theres only one parachute. Who gets it and why? Ted: ** em all. I would take the **ing parachute myself, thanks, and why not? I'm the leading man of the god damn show! Kirstie: Me, because I'm the funniest. Shelley: I couldnt possibly answerthat for the real people. But for the characters. I would give it to Norm. he deserves another chance at life. George: I'd give it to Rhea, because she has the most kids. Actually, we have the same number, but shes a mom. Kelsey: The most glorious choice----and we'd be capable of making it-----would be all to agree to throw the parahute off the plane and go down together, as one, in a blaze of glory. Hope you guys enjoyed it
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09-15-2003, 03:31 PM	#7
Teddy02 La Vita e Bella Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 09, 2003 Posts: 572	Kirstie Alley should be beggin them to do a reunion. Rebecca Howe made her. and like u said, what else is she doing?
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09-14-2003, 01:11 PM	#2
MaydayMalonesGirl ACID! POLICEHHHH! Forum Star Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 Location: in a van down by the river. Posts: 18,393	Oh yea. That's in the one magaine I just got.

09-14-2003, 05:46 PM	#4
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	Sounds cool. Screw Kirstie Alley, reunions are awesome.

09-15-2003, 03:27 PM	#6
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	We'll there's the almight Pier 1 commercials. She so mean to us all, first not on Frasier, and then no reunion.

09-15-2003, 07:11 PM	#9
NORM #1 Wendt Fan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 19, 2002 Location: Wherever my wheels are rolling. Posts: 1,607	I still like Kirstie. I think shes cool.

09-15-2003, 08:34 PM	#10
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	If she would go on Frasier, I might like her again.

09-15-2003, 08:43 PM	#11
CheersChild4life Absolutely Fabulous Senior Member Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Somwhere Fabulous Posts: 2,814	She can be a biotch