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TVFactFan · 09-13-2003, 12:52 AM

"I rate the movie TD, for TOO DAMM Expensive"

"Mad Dog if you don't get your hand out my wife's face i'm going to slap a muzzle on you."

Willona, you Bread is not Baked"

"you want to have some coversations about cake, you have it with Betty Crocker"

"TOO OlD? We Talking about working not playing STICK BALL"-LOL

Michael:I want to be bussed to another Family, James: I'm about to bust you with this belt"

"J.J's idea of feeding a baby would be giving the baby STRAINED SNICKERS BARS"

Brian Damage · 09-13-2003, 11:47 AM

J.J.: Well you know, what can I say?

TVFactFan · 09-13-2003, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by Brian Damage
J.J.: Well you know, what can I say?

Nothing was funny about that DRY statement.

Brian Damage · 09-13-2003, 11:56 AM

JJ was funny, he was the star.

TVFactFan · 09-13-2003, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by Brian Damage
JJ was funny, he was the star.

The only thing J.J said to make me laugh was when the family was looking for James Gun and when they found J.J said-"I recognize that Gun anywhere it looks just like me, SLIM, BLACK, and DYNOMITE"

GeeBee · 09-13-2003, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
"I rate the movie TD, for TOO DAMM Expensive"

"Mad Dog if you don't get your hand out my wife's face i'm going to slap a muzzle on you."

Willona, you Bread is not Baked"

"you want to have some coversations about cake, you have it with Betty Crocker"

"TOO OlD? We Talking about working not playing STICK BALL"-LOL

Michael:I want to be bussed to another Family, James: I'm about to bust you with this belt"

"J.J's idea of feeding a baby would be giving the baby STRAINED SNICKERS BARS"

<YAWN...>

Brian Damage · 09-13-2003, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by GeeBee
<YAWN...>

Now that's funny!

TVFactFan · 09-13-2003, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by GeeBee
<YAWN...>

"If we get any closer to the soup line, we will be in the pot"

James Evans

Brian Damage · 09-13-2003, 05:22 PM

Not funny.

TVFactFan · 09-13-2003, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by Brian Damage
Not funny.

James:Your are now in what we call the extended family

Michael's Bully: What is an extended Family

James:It means since you are in this house for the weekend, it gives me the right to extend my belt to your Behind-LOL

Brian Damage · 09-13-2003, 05:31 PM

Ho-Hum....not funny.

laneyday · 09-16-2003, 06:46 PM

Junior, your mouth starts flapping early but I swear your brain don't start 'til ten o'clock!

Mr. Television · 09-16-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by laneyday
Junior, your mouth starts flapping early but I swear your brain don't start 'til ten o'clock!

I remember that one. That was funny.

TVFactFan · 09-16-2003, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by laneyday
Junior, your mouth starts flapping early but I swear your brain don't start 'til ten o'clock!

Other Quotes

"13 cavaties!, i swear if it's not something expensive going in junior's mouth, it's something stupid coming out of it"-LOL!!!

"don't smile at me with those $300 teeth."

GeeBee · 09-17-2003, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Other Quotes

"13 cavaties!, i swear if it's not something expensive going in junior's mouth, it's something stupid coming out of it"-LOL!!!

That's why J.J. acted like he did. His father verbally abused him all the time.

09-13-2003, 12:52 AM	#1
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,058	More Classic James Evans Quotes "I rate the movie TD, for TOO DAMM Expensive" "Mad Dog if you don't get your hand out my wife's face i'm going to slap a muzzle on you." Willona, you Bread is not Baked" "you want to have some coversations about cake, you have it with Betty Crocker" "TOO OlD? We Talking about working not playing STICK BALL"-LOL Michael:I want to be bussed to another Family, James: I'm about to bust you with this belt" "J.J's idea of feeding a baby would be giving the baby STRAINED SNICKERS BARS"

09-13-2003, 11:47 AM	#2
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	J.J.: Well you know, what can I say?

09-13-2003, 11:56 AM	#4
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	JJ was funny, he was the star.

09-13-2003, 05:22 PM	#9
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Not funny.

09-13-2003, 05:31 PM	#11
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Ho-Hum....not funny.

09-16-2003, 06:46 PM	#12
laneyday Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 18, 2003 Location: brampton, ontario Posts: 313	Junior, your mouth starts flapping early but I swear your brain don't start 'til ten o'clock!