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Rebel Queen 1980 · 09-10-2003, 01:29 AM

Since alot of people on this board like Jo,I was wondering
what your favorite quotes from FOL that are by Jo?
Here's one of mine from the New Girl Episode
Blair: I can't even pronounce the one who I'm stuck with.
Joanne Polniazek,She's gonna have to find me an interpeter to
help me with that name.
Jo:The name is Polniaczek,and I got your interpeter right here,
(forms fist) Nobody jokes about my name!

80schild.com · 09-10-2003, 03:47 PM

Natalie continues.... "SHE'S A BREATH OF FRESH AIR - ISN'T SHE!"

that part is great..

dj79....

natalie green · 09-11-2003, 08:14 AM

when boots walks out of the store and she says "is it just me or is everyone nauseas

dandelion wine · 09-14-2003, 12:56 AM

"Why would you want to be popular? You have to smile and talk to people and all that stuff."

Alex: "You have to be Blair."
Jo: "She sure does, nobody else wants to be."

Blair: "Saturday night in New York I am going to sneak out of the hotel."

Jo: "So what?"

"After that we laughed, talked, and had a great time... I hated it."

Blair: "A Warner is like a delicate sou fle."
Jo: "Yeah light and empty."

nancyrulz · 09-16-2003, 08:48 PM

I liked the one where Mrs. G was bailing them out of jail, and Jo says to Blair, "you got it Farrah." I cracked up at that one!

Hershey · 09-19-2003, 05:05 PM

The infamous,
"Youre born, ya move on, ya die. Thats Life".

and i like it whenever she calls Blair Ferrah.

hawaii five-o · 09-19-2003, 06:05 PM

Didn't Jo once say, "Shut up, Blair, or I'll break your kneecaps" ???

james_baby87 · 09-20-2003, 04:33 PM

I cant pick a few I like alot of them

HIGH ENOUGH · 09-20-2003, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hawaii five-o
Didn't Jo once say, "Shut up, Blair, or I'll break your kneecaps" ???

I can hear her saying that.

I like: Look, where I come from, you squel, and they ship your tounge to Cleavland.

Blair: Forgive me. It was an accident.
Jo: I know. Oh, Blair....

Shmoo · 09-21-2003, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hershey
The infamous,
"Youre born, ya move on, ya die. Thats Life".

OMG!! I love that quote!!!! I couldn't stop laughing the first time i heard it!!

HIGH ENOUGH · 09-22-2003, 06:32 PM

Blair: Jo. I never thought I'd be saying this in a million years but.... you and Eddie have my blessing.
Jo: Oh, Blair. Do you know what this means? Nothing.

Beavis · 09-23-2003, 12:38 AM

"It's got a real diamond in it....maybe it would help to get a closer look!

"Little words for little minds" And whos mind are you calling little, Muffin head!

"If the manholecover fits!"

"Why don't I just park it on Blair's face!"

"Let's face it. You got no business at that cotillion and you know it! I got as much business there as you do, in fact I got more. I was asked!

You couldn't possibly subject yourself to that kind of humiliation!
What humilation?
Like when you drink out of the finger bowl and put Catsup on your Keish!

I know them ALL!

Classic FOL Fanatic · 09-29-2003, 06:05 PM

So many to choose from...

(from Cruisin')
"Yeah Blair, we planned it that way. Me and the squirrel it took weeks to figure out the timing."

Classic FOL Fanatic · 09-29-2003, 06:20 PM

(The Source)
"Look at it this way, there’s a lot of kids out there who look up to ya for bein’ kicked outta school. You’ll be a celebrity!"

Classic FOL Fanatic · 09-29-2003, 06:34 PM

(Cruisin')
"Don’t worry. I never hit anything I don’t wanna hit."

09-10-2003, 01:29 AM	#1
Rebel Queen 1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2002 Location: Watching Classic Sitcoms 24/7.... Posts: 1,509	Favorite Jo Quotes Since alot of people on this board like Jo,I was wondering what your favorite quotes from FOL that are by Jo? Here's one of mine from the New Girl Episode Blair: I can't even pronounce the one who I'm stuck with. Joanne Polniazek,She's gonna have to find me an interpeter to help me with that name. Jo:The name is Polniaczek,and I got your interpeter right here, (forms fist) Nobody jokes about my name!

09-11-2003, 08:14 AM	#3
natalie green a happy magic marker Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 02, 2000 Location: IL Posts: 181	when boots walks out of the store and she says "is it just me or is everyone nauseas
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09-14-2003, 12:56 AM	#4
dandelion wine ~ Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 20, 2003 Location: Behind the Couch Posts: 34,967	"Why would you want to be popular? You have to smile and talk to people and all that stuff." Alex: "You have to be Blair." Jo: "She sure does, nobody else wants to be." Blair: "Saturday night in New York I am going to sneak out of the hotel." Jo: "So what?" "After that we laughed, talked, and had a great time... I hated it." Blair: "A Warner is like a delicate sou fle." Jo: "Yeah light and empty."
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09-19-2003, 05:05 PM	#6
Hershey TerpFan3 Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 13, 2002 Location: In front of the Computer Posts: 466	The infamous, "Youre born, ya move on, ya die. Thats Life". and i like it whenever she calls Blair Ferrah.
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09-20-2003, 04:33 PM	#8
james_baby87 ~PussNBoots~ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 21, 2002 Location: JBoro Chica! Posts: 1,108	I cant pick a few I like alot of them
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09-10-2003, 03:47 PM	#2
80schild.com Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 23, 2002 Location: Toronto Canada Posts: 354	Natalie continues.... "SHE'S A BREATH OF FRESH AIR - ISN'T SHE!" that part is great.. dj79....

09-16-2003, 08:48 PM	#5
nancyrulz Division addict Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 02, 2003 Location: Merryland Posts: 141	I liked the one where Mrs. G was bailing them out of jail, and Jo says to Blair, "you got it Farrah." I cracked up at that one!

09-19-2003, 06:05 PM	#7
hawaii five-o Book 'Em, Dano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 27, 2003 Location: At home, eating cereal straight out of the box Posts: 1,406	Didn't Jo once say, "Shut up, Blair, or I'll break your kneecaps" ???

09-22-2003, 06:32 PM	#11
HIGH ENOUGH Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 19, 2003 Location: making out with Hilary Duff and Tara Reid at the same time. Posts: 1,283	Blair: Jo. I never thought I'd be saying this in a million years but.... you and Eddie have my blessing. Jo: Oh, Blair. Do you know what this means? Nothing.

09-23-2003, 12:38 AM	#12
Beavis Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 19, 2003 Location: TVLAND Posts: 725	Re: The QUOTES!! "It's got a real diamond in it....maybe it would help to get a closer look! "Little words for little minds" And whos mind are you calling little, Muffin head! "If the manholecover fits!" "Why don't I just park it on Blair's face!" "Let's face it. You got no business at that cotillion and you know it! I got as much business there as you do, in fact I got more. I was asked! You couldn't possibly subject yourself to that kind of humiliation! What humilation? Like when you drink out of the finger bowl and put Catsup on your Keish! I know them ALL!
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09-29-2003, 06:05 PM	#13
Classic FOL Fanatic Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 12, 2002 Location: Eastland... Posts: 1,359	So many to choose from... (from Cruisin') "Yeah Blair, we planned it that way. Me and the squirrel it took weeks to figure out the timing."
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09-29-2003, 06:20 PM	#14
Classic FOL Fanatic Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 12, 2002 Location: Eastland... Posts: 1,359	(The Source) "Look at it this way, there’s a lot of kids out there who look up to ya for bein’ kicked outta school. You’ll be a celebrity!"

09-29-2003, 06:34 PM	#15
Classic FOL Fanatic Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 12, 2002 Location: Eastland... Posts: 1,359	(Cruisin') "Don’t worry. I never hit anything I don’t wanna hit."