Incredibly dumb/stupid songs you hear on the radio or anywhere? - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

ThomasE · 09-07-2003, 05:34 PM

Just post whatever song you think is by far the most ridiculous you have ever heard. Mine is "Knookie real good. That knookie real good" I don't know what artist records that one, but it make no since. The lyrics. Nothing. The singer just talks about how much of a slut she is throughout the song. Name your reason as to why you think a song is stupid as well.

Hollow · 09-07-2003, 06:03 PM

"The call" by the backstraight boys!!!!! god that is the DUMBEST song ever. they try to make the beat sound all cool and it's about a phone call he makes to his girlfriend saying he's gonna get home late, and he says that call is gonna change his destiny. give me a break. and they sing really hard like theyre trying to sound cool.

Lucylover22 · 09-07-2003, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
"The call" by the backstraight boys!!!!! god that is the DUMBEST song ever. they try to make the beat sound all cool and it's about a phone call he makes to his girlfriend saying he's gonna get home late, and he says that call is gonna change his destiny. give me a break. and they sing really hard like theyre trying to sound cool.

I agree. It's pretty stupid.

fr00ti · 09-07-2003, 09:03 PM

That song "The Truth About Men." Oh my god, that song makes me want to chop my ears off.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 09-07-2003, 09:13 PM

I like The Call.. but dont like The One. Hmm.. songs I dont like.. anything by 50 Cent.

Montana Ponine · 09-07-2003, 09:16 PM

I really don't like any songs where the lyrics repeat themselves over and over...I'm not talking about a chorus, but a certain line...perfect example, Who Let the Dogs Out or whatever it's called. It's annoying. I know they sing some stuff in between, but really, "who let the dogs out who who who who who" is all I hear.

dawsongirl · 09-07-2003, 09:25 PM

"Mac Arthur's Park" is the stupidest, most inane song ever written. Who the hell leaves a cake outside to get rained on...then writes a damn song about it??!!!

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 09-09-2003, 12:07 AM

'B', double 'e', double 'r', u-n...beer run, beer run.....'B', double 'e', double 'r', u-n....beer run....

Yeah, that ones pretty dumb.

musicradio77 · 09-09-2003, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by dawsongirl
"Mac Arthur's Park" is the stupidest, most inane song ever written. Who the hell leaves a cake outside to get rained on...then writes a damn song about it??!!!

The Four Tops, Andy Williams, Vic Damone and Donna Summer did remade the song. The song was originally done by the late Richard Harris. The song "MacArthur Park" was written by Jimmy Webb who wrote such hits like "Up, Up and Away", "By the Time I Get to Phoneix" and other great songs.

musicradio77 · 09-09-2003, 10:41 AM

The dumbest song I heard was "One Buffalo, Two Buffali" by the Olsen Twins. That song drives me nuts. At the end of the songs, Ashley would said this "Mary-Kate, what's a whole lot of baby tooths?" and Mary-Kate says "Baby Teeth". That's crazy! And don't forget the last line during the fade out:

ASHLEY: "Two Buzzards?"
MARY-KATE: "A Blizzard!"

Moonlight Lady · 09-09-2003, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by dawsongirl
"Mac Arthur's Park" is the stupidest, most inane song ever written. Who the hell leaves a cake outside to get rained on...then writes a damn song about it??!!!

Omg! I hate that song. I hate listening to them whining about how long it took to bake it and she'll never have the recipe again.

musicradio77 · 09-09-2003, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by Katie_NY
Omg! I hate that song. I hate listening to them whining about how long it took to bake it and she'll never have the recipe again.

I saw a sign says "MacArthur Park" on the FDR Drive in Manhattan. I've heard of a park that it didn't have a cake on it. That's strange. The city park does not have a cake that they took a long time to bake and they won't have a recipe ever again. As I said "MacArthur Park" is on the FDR Drive and it was named after the song.

*MIBabe03* · 09-09-2003, 11:40 AM

I can't stand The Macarena or Barbie Girl. Those songs are extremely annoying.

Moonlight Lady · 09-09-2003, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by BrooklynGuy78
I saw a sign says "MacArthur Park" on the FDR Drive in Manhattan. I've heard of a park that it didn't have a cake on it. That's strange. The city park does not have a cake that they took a long time to bake and they won't have a recipe ever again. As I said "MacArthur Park" is on the FDR Drive and it was named after the song.

That's pretty cool. Whenever I hear the song, it reminds me of Douglas MacArthur. I wonder if Richard Harris got the recipe from him and then passed it on to Donna Summer.

musicradio77 · 09-10-2003, 01:31 AM

Another dumb song I like is "I Am the Cute One" by the Olsen Twins. I heard the part of the song that says:

I'm not to blame
But that's a plain
I got the lips
I got the brain

I looked on that site, it says:

I'm not to blame
The facts are plain
I've got the looks
I've got the brains

What's wrong with that?

09-07-2003, 05:34 PM	#1
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	Incredibly dumb/stupid songs you hear on the radio or anywhere? Just post whatever song you think is by far the most ridiculous you have ever heard. Mine is "Knookie real good. That knookie real good" I don't know what artist records that one, but it make no since. The lyrics. Nothing. The singer just talks about how much of a slut she is throughout the song. Name your reason as to why you think a song is stupid as well.

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09-09-2003, 12:07 AM	#8
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09-09-2003, 11:40 AM	#13
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09-07-2003, 06:03 PM	#2
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	"The call" by the backstraight boys!!!!! god that is the DUMBEST song ever. they try to make the beat sound all cool and it's about a phone call he makes to his girlfriend saying he's gonna get home late, and he says that call is gonna change his destiny. give me a break. and they sing really hard like theyre trying to sound cool.

09-07-2003, 09:16 PM	#6
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	I really don't like any songs where the lyrics repeat themselves over and over...I'm not talking about a chorus, but a certain line...perfect example, Who Let the Dogs Out or whatever it's called. It's annoying. I know they sing some stuff in between, but really, "who let the dogs out who who who who who" is all I hear.

09-07-2003, 09:25 PM	#7
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,128	"Mac Arthur's Park" is the stupidest, most inane song ever written. Who the hell leaves a cake outside to get rained on...then writes a damn song about it??!!!

09-09-2003, 10:41 AM	#10
musicradio77 Disney Expert Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 14, 2003 Location: Brooklyn, NY USA Posts: 6,475	The dumbest song I heard was "One Buffalo, Two Buffali" by the Olsen Twins. That song drives me nuts. At the end of the songs, Ashley would said this "Mary-Kate, what's a whole lot of baby tooths?" and Mary-Kate says "Baby Teeth". That's crazy! And don't forget the last line during the fade out: ASHLEY: "Two Buzzards?" MARY-KATE: "A Blizzard!"

09-10-2003, 01:31 AM	#15
musicradio77 Disney Expert Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 14, 2003 Location: Brooklyn, NY USA Posts: 6,475	Another dumb song I like is "I Am the Cute One" by the Olsen Twins. I heard the part of the song that says: I'm not to blame But that's a plain I got the lips I got the brain I looked on that site, it says: I'm not to blame The facts are plain I've got the looks I've got the brains What's wrong with that?