One Crazy Weekend....

[maria1986]

This is my first fan-fic...I have been reading everyone elses forever so I decided to write one myself..I recently went on a cruise so that is kinda where I got the idea for this...I figured I would write a happy one since they are cops and they have to see so much drama every day......

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Everyone was sitting at their desks quite and pre-occupied when Kate walked out of her
office.
Kate: "Do you all know what time of year it is?"
Nate: "a very cold time"
Kate: "yes it is but it is also time for our Divisions annual cruise"
Raina: "What annual cruise?"
Kate:"Well it is the cruise we take every January....we were not able to take one last year
becuase we were too busy but it looks like we will be able to this year"
Magda: "Where are we going this year"
Kate: "I figured we could have vote"

Everyone decided to go Mexico.....Kate brought Louis...Magda brought Gabe...
Raina brought (I cant remeber his name...but the baseball player..)......CD and Nate
could not find a date for the cruise(or at least that is what they wanted everyone to think)
....and Jinny brought Teddy(the two had grown close since Jack moved away).....

Day one:

Everyone had boarded the ship and were being assigned to their rooms...
Kate:"ok here is everyones keys....sleep with whoever you want..."
CD smiled at Nate....everyone paired up and went to their rooms except for CD, Nate,Raina and whats-his-face.
Raina: "Uh do you guys mind if I speak to CD alone?"
the two guys walked into one of the rooms....
CD: "what is it?"
Raina: "Well Im really not ready to stay over-night with whats-his-face...if you know what I mean..
I was wondering if me and you could share...Im sure you don't wanna have to sleep with Nate!"
CD: "Well uh.. I don't really mind sharing a room with Nate..(she did not want it to seem obvious she wanted to share a room with him)....sure we can share a room Raina...."
Raina(real excited): "Thanks.....Roomie!"
CD(under her breath): "Damn!"


Next everyone headed up to the top deck to just chill and relax..
Raina: "I don't know about you guys but I am ready to par-tay!"
Kate: "Yeah me too!"
Everyone looked at kate......
Kate: "Hey we are on vacation...lets cut loose"
A waitress walks up to them and asks if they would like anything...
Kate: "I will have a shot of Tiquilla.."
Raina: "Oooh good idea captain..I'll have TWO shots of tiquilla.."
Kate gives her a "good-job" nod...
Magda: "who in the hell are you two?"
CD and Nate order a beer...Magda orders a mix drink..Gabe orders a beer...whats-his-face
orders a coke..Jinny orders a coke..and Teddy and Louis order beer...
Raina: "I better warn you guys..Im not much of a drinker...so..."
Jinny: "ohhhh ****...this is gonna be an exciting trip..."
The waitress brought out everyones drinks....
Raina: "This is not two shots...this is a full glass of tiquilla..."
Jinny(laughing): "You ordered it so you have to drink it!"(jinny knew what Raina was getting into)
Everyone sat out on the deck for a few hours...a few more beer were ordered...and a
few more shots were ordered...CD had decided to join Kate and Raina...by now the three of them were toast...
Jinny: "You know I thought i would not have much fun sobor but I am having a blast watching these three!....they make me never want to drink again!"....

Next everyone went and got ready for dinner.....Kate and CD were pretty drunk but they could
still tell what was going on around them...Raina on the other hand had to be carried to
dinner by whats-his-face...
whats-his-face: "I have never seen her like this before..."
Magda: "Neither have we!"
Nate: "I have never seen CD or Captain like this either"
everyone was looking at their menus...Whats-his-face just went ahead and ordered for Raina..
Louis: "Do you want me to order for you Kate?"
Kate(leaned back in her chair): "Whatever you want to do babe..just order me a shot of...
well whatever they have....my buzz is wearing off.."
Jinny: "that was JUST A BUZZ.....damn...."
Jinny could not stop laughing..she was happy to not be in that position anymore....it felt
good to actaully be one of the ones who was sobor.....
CD(really loud): "WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS???"
everyone kinda tilted there head down in embarassment....they were all giggling at CD...
CD: "I just want a cheeseburger.....not smoked duck or escargotes"
Nate: "hey shhhhh shhh..."
CD: "what is your problem...??"
Nate: "no problem...hey you want me to order you something..?"
CD: "as long as I knows what it is..."
Nate(relieved): "ok..."

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I know it is corny but I was bored...what does everyone think so far??

[MovieHuntress17]

That was cute...keep goin lol

[candace~n~nathan]

i LOVE it!!! Post more soon!!!!

[TDfan69]

yeah, keep going.....btw, the basketball player's name is Johnny.

Wendi

[Bonnie Is Great!]

That was very funny, and awsome!! I think you should post more soon please!!

[maria1986]

ok I have a little more.....

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After dinner they all changed and went to a club on the boat....Everyone was socializing and meeting new people....a tall guy came and sat by Jinny and Teddy...the
music was really loud so everyone had to shout to hear each other...
Tad: "Hi my name is Tad"
Jinny: "Chad?"
Tad: "No...TAD"
Teddy: "Im Teddy and this is Jinny.."
Tad: "So where are you guys from...?"
Jinny: "we are from..."
Tad cuts her off..
Tad: "Yeah well Im from Texas...."
Tad begins telling the his life story and what he does for a living...
Jinny: "This guy is worse than Raina..."
Teddy: "HUH??"
Jinny: "Nevermind..."
Tad: "You guys see that little hottie over there?"
Teddy(with a disgusted look on his face): "The pregnant girl in the short shorts?"
Tad: "Yup thats the one...that is my girlfriend....this is our fifth baby.."
Jinny: "FIFTH baby???"
Tad: "Yeah...we are thinking about tying the knot soon..."
Jinny: "You need to tie a knot in that girls tubes!"
Tad: "Huh??"
Jinny: "nothing...uh Teddy lets go talk to Johnny..."
Teddy: "What?"
Jinny(pulling Teddy):"just come on...bye Tad...nice meeting you..."

meanwhile Raina, Kate, and CD were still at it....By now they were on the dance floor....
Raina: "Oh my God...this is my favorite song!"
CD(hits Raina): "Mine TOO!"
Kate: "Well hell, I guess this is my favorite song too..."
the three proceeded dancing....

Nate,Magda,Gabe,Johnny, and Louis were sitting at a little table watching the three drunks dance....Jinny and Teddy walk up to them...
Jinny: "Thank God we found you guys..."
Gabe: "Where have you two been..?"
Jinny: "Talking to that girls boyfriend(she points at the pregnant girl who is now on a table dancing..)
Nate: "I never knew Captain was such a great dancer...."
Magda: "come on Jinny lets go join them.."
Jinny: "I don't think so...I can't dance!"
Louis:" I don't think people will even be paying attention to you Jinny...look at Raina"
Raina had joined the pregnant girl on the table...
Magda:"Come on Jin..."
Magda pulls Jinny to the dance floor.....CD comes up to them...
CD:"What up homies?!!"
Magda: "We came to join yall"
CD: "ALLLRIGHT!..."
They are all dancing....meanwhile the guys watch in laughter...
Louis:"Well guys..."
Nate:"Well.."
Gabe: "Well..."
Teddy:"well.."
Johnny: "I say we order more beer!"
Louis:"Good idea..."

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Hey Wendi...thanks for telling me whats-his-face's name....I could not remember it to save my life!

[TDfan69]

no problem- I hate it when I can't remember stuff!

Wendi

[Bonnie Is Great!]

I love it!! Please post more soon!

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

This is SO hilarious!!! I can imagine all of them drunk on the dance floor!!! lol...well, post more soon. This is great.

[MovieHuntress17]

Post more soon,this is funny!

[maria1986]

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Raina, Kate, CD, Magda, and Jinny decided to take a break from dancing...They went and sat with the guys...
Raina: "You know what Magda?....I just love you..."
Magda(rolls her eyes): "awww I love you too....."
Raina: "I mean you are always there....to brighten my day..."
Magda: "thank you...you brighten my day too..."
Raina:"and when times get tough, you...."
Jinny:" OK WE GET THE PICTURE!!!"
Raina: "Oh Jinny...you know I love you too!"
Jinny:"ok lets see...Raina is the emotional drunk....(she looks over at CD who will not stop laughing)..CD is the giggly drunk....(she looks at Kate, who is laid back nodding
her head to the music)...and Captain is the cool drunk....
Kate:"did you see the bar tender?...he looks just like George Clooney.."
CD:"REALLY??"
Nate:"I have had women say I look like George.."
CD:"Yeah...Boy George..."
CD gets up...
CD:"I think Im gonna go sit at the bar..."
Nate:"Yeah me too...I gotta see the George Clooney lookalike for myself..."
Kate:"So Raina..what are we going to drink now..?"
Raina:"Well Captain...I was thinking lemon drops!"
Kate:"Sounds good to me!"
Louis:"Don't you think it is time to slow down...."
Kate:"what???"a waitress walks up to them...
Kate:"bring us 4 lemon drops please"
Jinny:"four?"
Kate:"Hey this is a vacation isn't it?"

CD and Nate are at the bar.....CD is kinda flirting with the bar tender..
CD:"so what would you suggest?"
Bar Tender:"hmm lets see...for a pretty lady like yourself I would suggest..."
Nate:"I know, how about you slow it down to just beer and we go back to our table?"
CD gives Nate a dirty look...
CD:"You know I can kick your ass...."
Nate:"Yeah I know"
CD rolls her eyes and laughs....
CD:"will you send two beer over to that table?"
Bar Tender: "Anything for you..."

CD and Nate walk back to the table...Kate is telling the story about when she decidedto become a cop..
Kate:"yup, I told myself "Kate you just gotta go for it"....and look where I am today...."
Jinny:"So how was the bar tender?"
CD:"he was great"
Nate:"yeah great..."
Magda:"So Jinny, what are you gonna get Teddy for Valentines day?"
Jinny:"I don't know...it is a whole month away...you know how I am with those things"
Raina:"CD, what are you gonna get your good ol' partner here(nudges Nate) for Valentines day?"
CD:"Well I think Im gonna put him in the trunk of my car for a day and the gift will be letting him out.."
Nate:"sounds like fun!"
Kate:"ok ladies...I think it is time to hit the dance floor.."
The five women start back dancing...CD and Raina get up on the table with the pregnant girl while Jinny,Kate, and Magda start dancing with a group of young boys who are dressed
like thugs....

5am rolls around and everyone is leaving the club...Raina is passes out in a booth and CD can barely walk....
Kate:"Dang I was just getting started...."
Johnny:"Raina wake up...let me get you to your room.."
Raina:"I think I wanna stay with you Johnny boy..."
Johnny:"whatever you say...lets go"

everyone is walking to their room...except CD and Raina...they had to be carried...
Nate puts cd on the bed...
Nate:"are you ok"
CD:"yeah I am just fine and dandy.."
Nate:"ok well Im gonna go to our room..goodnite"
CD:"wait...why don't you stay in here with me...maybe we could uh...you know.."
Nate smiled at CD..
Nate:"ok let me go check and see if Raina is staying with Johnny"

Nate knocks on the door..
Johnny:"yeah who is it"
Nate:"it's Nate...I was just checking to see where Raina is staying..."
Johnny:"she is going to stay here with me....I don't think she is feeling too good"
Nate:"why?"
Johnny:"well she has her head in the toilet....."
Nate:"well CD is not feeling too good either so Im gonna stay and take care of her.."
Johnn:"ok goodnite.."

Nate walks back in to CD's room....she is passed out with half of her body hanging off
the bed...Nate slips off her clothes, puts her on a t-shirt, and tucks her into bed..he
lays down next to her and falls asleep...

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[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

That is soo sweet for the men to stick by their women in their time of need!! Post more soon. This is REALLY funny.

[candace~n~nathan]

OMG! This is great!!!! I love how it's HILARIOUS and cute! More soon I hope!!!

[candace~n~nathan]

I know I'm the last person to reply to this, but HEY!!! I need more of this one!!!! NOW!!

[maria1986]

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CD woke up with a pounding headache...Nate was already up,
drinking a cup of coffee...
Nate:"Good Morning Sunshine..."
CD:"very funny.."
Nate:"did somebody have a ruff night?"
CD:"yes somebody did...I don't know what got into me...well yes I do..Raina and her "Come on CD, one more for the road.."
Nate:"oh yeah, peer pressure is a bitch..."
CD gives Nate the finger and walks into the bathroom and turns on theshower and then walks back out...
CD:"by the way..thanks for taking care of me last night..."
Nate:"your welcome...it was fun...you know..seeing that side of you.."
CD:"I wonder how everyone else is feeling this morning.."

Johnny woke Raina up...she was in the middle of the floor...she kept getting up in the middle of the night to throw up and he would bring her back to bed but after the 5 time he just let her find her own way back....
Johnny:"hey get up...we are in Mexico!"
Raina:"I don't care..just let me sleep.."
Johnny:"Come on now...we are supposed to all meet in an hour for breakfast"
Raina:"I only had 3 hours of sleep!"
Johnny:"I only got 3 hours also!...come on...take a shower and youwill feel much better.."

Everyone else had been up and were getting dressed...they all met down in the dining room for breakfast...Jinny could not stop picking
on the three hung-over ones..
Jinny:"Hey Raina..you wanna know what will cure that hangover?"
Raina:"What?"
Jinny:"a beer!"
Raina:"noooo way..."

They all ate and then got off the ship....they went to many sites and toured a little...lunch time rolled around and they all decided to eat a some fancy like mexican resturant...
CD:"You know guys...I think im gonna go back to the boat and take a nap...I will eat something there..."
everyone tried to talk her out of it...
Nate:"well you can't go all the way back by yourself..Im gonna go with you.."
Nate knew exactly what CD's plan was...the two had not had a chance to be intiment since they had been secretly seeing each other...between CD recovering from being shot,work, and just trying to keep the whole thing a secret they could hardly ever be alone...

CD and Nate get to back to the room...they were both pretty nervous...they began kissing and...well Im gonna let your imaginations run wildwith that ....Im not to good at writing romance....after they were done they got back off the boat and met everyone else at a museum...every one was pretty much recovered from the night before...they were on thierwas to see the temples but Kate happend to glance over and see the famous
bar Carlos and Charlies...
Kate:"hey look there is Carlos and Charlies!"
Raina:"I have always wanted to go there!"
Jinny:"me too!...it sucks being sobor sometimes.."
CD:"hey lets make a pit stop before we go to the temples..just to check the place out..."
Nate:"you go to be kidding.."
Raina:"no she's not...lets go!"

They all go into Carlos and Charlies...and there is a conga line...there was a little mexican dude giving everyone in the line shots of tiquila...Everyone was sitting at a big booth...
Raina:"Hey lets go get into the conga line!"
Kate:"yeah come on.."

Raina, Kate, CD,and Magda go and get into the line...
First Raina gets a shot..then CD...then Kate...then the little mexican dude got to Magda..
Magda:"no thanks..Im not much of a drinker.."
mexican dude:"well tonight you are!"
he tilts her head back and start pouring tiquila down her throat...when he is done she walks back to the booth...everyone is laughing at her..
Magda:"I gotta tell yall...I was better off not drinking...you just wait and see!..."

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