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YeaYeaKid · 09-03-2003, 06:43 AM

Here's the senerio: After a long hard day Oscar comes home. He has a hot date tonight. He goes into his room, gets undresed to his boxers and t-shirt, he dosn't taken a shower, picks a pair of pants off the floor; puts them on. Picks a dress shirt off the floor; puts it on. Picks a sports coat, and tie off the floor; puts them on. The same floor, mind you, that is covered in cigar ash, half empty beer bottles, have eaten sandwhich, and all his dirty laundry, that i just don't want to even imagine how bad the stench might be: the same floor where Felix once found a newspaper that announce "Lucky Lindy Makes It" (in reference to Lindenberg crossing the Atlantic). DING DONG: doorbell rings. He opens the door and a blonde, brunette, redhead, or basically a woman who looks like she came out of the pages of Playboy is standing there. They go out, and she kisses him, cuddles, him and caresses him, and according to some episodes, let's Oscar get lucky.

QUESTION: With all the alimony he was paying to Blanche, How did Oscar have enough for to pay for high priced, Playboy model looking call girls, who would do dirty, bummy, non-showering guys, and where did he just happened to find the ones that had no sense of SMELL????

I'm asking cause I want to get one for the crack-head down the street: his birthday's next week.

ficlopri · 09-03-2003, 06:37 PM

IN what ep did Osc have all that goin on?

TJL · 09-03-2003, 06:48 PM

Some guys got it, some guys don't.

Brian Damage · 09-06-2003, 11:18 AM

Some ladies like the rugged look.

glenny · 09-08-2003, 06:47 AM

To some women that rumpled look spells S E X....but to most others it spells B U M

09-03-2003, 06:43 AM	#1
YeaYeaKid Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Sep 03, 2003 Posts: 3	Can someone Please Explain Here's the senerio: After a long hard day Oscar comes home. He has a hot date tonight. He goes into his room, gets undresed to his boxers and t-shirt, he dosn't taken a shower, picks a pair of pants off the floor; puts them on. Picks a dress shirt off the floor; puts it on. Picks a sports coat, and tie off the floor; puts them on. The same floor, mind you, that is covered in cigar ash, half empty beer bottles, have eaten sandwhich, and all his dirty laundry, that i just don't want to even imagine how bad the stench might be: the same floor where Felix once found a newspaper that announce "Lucky Lindy Makes It" (in reference to Lindenberg crossing the Atlantic). DING DONG: doorbell rings. He opens the door and a blonde, brunette, redhead, or basically a woman who looks like she came out of the pages of Playboy is standing there. They go out, and she kisses him, cuddles, him and caresses him, and according to some episodes, let's Oscar get lucky. QUESTION: With all the alimony he was paying to Blanche, How did Oscar have enough for to pay for high priced, Playboy model looking call girls, who would do dirty, bummy, non-showering guys, and where did he just happened to find the ones that had no sense of SMELL???? I'm asking cause I want to get one for the crack-head down the street: his birthday's next week.

09-03-2003, 06:48 PM	#3
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09-03-2003, 06:37 PM	#2
ficlopri Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: Methuen, Ma.USA Posts: 659	IN what ep did Osc have all that goin on?

09-06-2003, 11:18 AM	#4
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Some ladies like the rugged look.

09-08-2003, 06:47 AM	#5
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	To some women that rumpled look spells S E X....but to most others it spells B U M