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TGFNickAtNite · 08-28-2003, 09:20 AM

The ones I could think of from the top of my head:

"No I want cheese with cardboard...PIZZA DAMMIT I want PIZZA!"

"Not Lebaneze Blanche.......Lesbian"

*PinkLady* · 08-28-2003, 11:07 AM

-"Who was your father, Rose? Michael Landon?"
-"Come off it, Blanche! Not all of us are classified by the navy as a friendly port."
-"No, I got up early and went jogging in a park with a really strict dress code."
-I liked the pizza one too.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

jayman75 · 08-28-2003, 11:22 AM

"I've just been booted from an unauthorized Elvis fan club. I'll try to pick up the pieces and go on. I mean, there has to be a support group for people like me."

And the lesbian comment...

Gidget · 08-29-2003, 04:14 PM

Dorothy: Boy it's really coming down!
Rose: What's coming down?
Dorothy: THe Leverochi Marque at Caeser's Palace.

jayman75 · 08-29-2003, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gidget
Dorothy: Boy it's really coming down!
Rose: What's coming down?
Dorothy: THe Leverochi Marque at Caeser's Palace.

Isn't it Liberace?

Superbatboy · 08-30-2003, 02:17 AM

"Silly Putty Rose"

matt33 · 08-31-2003, 12:33 PM

Blanche: Did you girls know that the size of a man's ears is directly proportional to his other bodily organ?

Rose: What do you mean?

Dorothy: He had a big, floppy pancreas

mommy2simon · 09-01-2003, 03:26 AM

Stan: I'm talking tie bibs babe
Doeothy : DID YOU EVER HEAR OF NAPKINS STANLEY!!!!!

TGFNickAtNite · 09-01-2003, 10:11 AM

From: There Goes The Bride (Part 2)
Lady: My husband has passed
Rose: Passed What?
Dorothy: A Slow Moving Winebago Rose

AllForYou8 · 09-02-2003, 01:04 PM

Dorothy has some of the best lines. Some of my favs are:

D: This will come in handy when I'm lost in the woods with a stack of pancakes. (Referring to Rose's gift of a wooden spigot for Christmas)

D: Well at least something good came out it. Somebody finally threw up on Gene Shallit.

I'll try to think of some more. Dorothy has alot of them that are funny.

boechsner · 09-03-2003, 04:50 PM

Here's a few out of the so many good ones she said:

"You'll have to excuse my mother, she just found out she has the same hairdresser as Whoopi Goldberg"

"Who do we look like, Charlie's Angels?"

Dorothy: "Tickle the ivories, Rose.
Rose: "Koochie Koochie Koo"
Dorothy: "Rose, PLAY OR DIE!"

MagsLovesLucy · 09-04-2003, 07:28 PM

Rose: She would throw the stick and he would run and get it, then he'd bring it back and she'd throw it again, he'd get it, well, I guess you know, that's pretty much how fetch goes.
Dorothy: How many times are we going to circle the airport, Rose?

sinatrastar · 09-09-2003, 09:44 AM

Rose if you tell me one more St. Olaf story Blanche will be shipping you home in a polkadotted body bag!

macperson2002 · 09-10-2003, 07:18 PM

*Rose tells a story while sitting in jail*
Dorothy: Forgive me, Rose, there have been so many POSSUM explosions lately, it's hard to keep track!

Rose: Besides... if we draw names out of a hat, whose names are they gonna be, anyway?
*PAUSE*
Dorothy: The OAKRIDGE BOYS, Rose!

Rose: *referring to a pitcher of juice* Shall I set this down somplace?
Dorothy: *pointing out the door* No, Rose, go down to the corner and open a stand!

Dorothy: *referring to Frank, the priest* My luck, the first really wonderful guy I've met in a long time, and I find out he has a more serious involvement...
Rose: With whom??
Dorothy: *immediately* PAM DAWBER!!!

Rose: *seeing Sophia and Dorothy wearing all black* Did you two just come from a funeral?
Dorothy: No, Rose, we were singing backup for Johnny Cash.

Rose: *referring to the robbers* Wait! Don't leave me! What'll I do if they come back?
Dorothy: Show them your slides of Hawaii!

Dorothy: *worried about the plane ride* I'll probably burp, and the pressure in the cabin will change, and we'll fly into a mountain! Ohh...
Rose: *cheerfully* That would be a good example of a mishap!
Dorothy: Rose, do me a favor... fasten your seatbelt... OVER YOUR MOUTH!!!

Those are only a few of my favorites I can think of right now... I agree, Dorothy has countless hilarious comebacks!

ConservativeBalla · 09-11-2003, 09:49 PM

From when they got robbed:

Blanche: ...and you oughta see the MESS they made in THEY-Ah (There), they 'bout tore this place apah-wut (Apart).

Rose: They were probably looking for drugs. (This is my favorite line EVER. You just have to see Rose do it to get it, lol...)

Dorothy: We have Maalox and Estrogen.... (Something like that, anyway.)

And when Blanche and Rose were pointing out some of Dorothy's physical faults:

Dorothy: Why don't I just wear a sign that says "Too ugly to live"?

When...again...people are on her back about her looks:

Dorothy: Why don't you all just take turns hitting me with a 2x4?

Again...Blanche making fun of her:

Dorothy: ...Neither! I spray-painted it on my hump!!

(Watch Balnche right after Dorothy finshes this sentence, she goes "Oh, oh" inaudibly and shakes her head, it just looks funny.)

From the pilot:

*Blanche walks in wearing a fur*

Rose: Are you going out?

Dorothy: No, she's going to sit here in 100 Degree weather and eat enchiladas.

I literally started laughing while typing some of these... anyway, I'll post again if I think of more.

08-28-2003, 09:20 AM	#1
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08-28-2003, 11:22 AM	#3
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08-30-2003, 02:17 AM	#6
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09-02-2003, 01:04 PM	#10
AllForYou8 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 28, 2003 Location: Baltimore Posts: 25	Dorothy has some of the best lines. Some of my favs are: D: This will come in handy when I'm lost in the woods with a stack of pancakes. (Referring to Rose's gift of a wooden spigot for Christmas) D: Well at least something good came out it. Somebody finally threw up on Gene Shallit. I'll try to think of some more. Dorothy has alot of them that are funny.
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09-11-2003, 09:49 PM	#15
ConservativeBalla R.I.P., Mr. Reagan. Senior Member Join Date: Jun 14, 2003 Location: 704 Hauser Street, Queens, New York; having an eating contest with Meathead eating Edith's beef stew. Posts: 1,822	From when they got robbed: Blanche: ...and you oughta see the MESS they made in THEY-Ah (There), they 'bout tore this place apah-wut (Apart). Rose: They were probably looking for drugs. (This is my favorite line EVER. You just have to see Rose do it to get it, lol...) Dorothy: We have Maalox and Estrogen.... (Something like that, anyway.) And when Blanche and Rose were pointing out some of Dorothy's physical faults: Dorothy: Why don't I just wear a sign that says "Too ugly to live"? When...again...people are on her back about her looks: Dorothy: Why don't you all just take turns hitting me with a 2x4? Again...Blanche making fun of her: Dorothy: ...Neither! I spray-painted it on my hump!! (Watch Balnche right after Dorothy finshes this sentence, she goes "Oh, oh" inaudibly and shakes her head, it just looks funny.) From the pilot: Blanche walks in wearing a fur Rose: Are you going out? Dorothy: No, she's going to sit here in 100 Degree weather and eat enchiladas. I literally started laughing while typing some of these... anyway, I'll post again if I think of more.
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08-28-2003, 11:07 AM	#2
PinkLady Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 04, 2002 Posts: 7,457	-"Who was your father, Rose? Michael Landon?" -"Come off it, Blanche! Not all of us are classified by the navy as a friendly port." -"No, I got up early and went jogging in a park with a really strict dress code." -I liked the pizza one too. That's all I can think of at the moment.

08-29-2003, 04:14 PM	#4
Gidget Just Like Lucy Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 11, 2003 Location: Wherever I can watch my classic tv! Posts: 100	Dorothy: Boy it's really coming down! Rose: What's coming down? Dorothy: THe Leverochi Marque at Caeser's Palace.

08-31-2003, 12:33 PM	#7
matt33 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 04, 2003 Posts: 18	Blanche: Did you girls know that the size of a man's ears is directly proportional to his other bodily organ? Rose: What do you mean? Dorothy: He had a big, floppy pancreas

09-01-2003, 03:26 AM	#8
mommy2simon Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 31, 2003 Posts: 74	Stan: I'm talking tie bibs babe Doeothy : DID YOU EVER HEAR OF NAPKINS STANLEY!!!!!

09-01-2003, 10:11 AM	#9
TGFNickAtNite Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 27, 2003 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 70	From: There Goes The Bride (Part 2) Lady: My husband has passed Rose: Passed What? Dorothy: A Slow Moving Winebago Rose

09-03-2003, 04:50 PM	#11
boechsner Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 18, 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI Posts: 2,212	Here's a few out of the so many good ones she said: "You'll have to excuse my mother, she just found out she has the same hairdresser as Whoopi Goldberg" "Who do we look like, Charlie's Angels?" Dorothy: "Tickle the ivories, Rose. Rose: "Koochie Koochie Koo" Dorothy: "Rose, PLAY OR DIE!"

09-04-2003, 07:28 PM	#12
MagsLovesLucy For being a friend.. Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Posts: 307	Rose: She would throw the stick and he would run and get it, then he'd bring it back and she'd throw it again, he'd get it, well, I guess you know, that's pretty much how fetch goes. Dorothy: How many times are we going to circle the airport, Rose?

09-09-2003, 09:44 AM	#13
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	Rose if you tell me one more St. Olaf story Blanche will be shipping you home in a polkadotted body bag!

09-10-2003, 07:18 PM	#14
macperson2002 Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Sep 10, 2003 Posts: 4	Rose tells a story while sitting in jail Dorothy: Forgive me, Rose, there have been so many POSSUM explosions lately, it's hard to keep track! Rose: Besides... if we draw names out of a hat, whose names are they gonna be, anyway? PAUSE Dorothy: The OAKRIDGE BOYS, Rose! Rose: referring to a pitcher of juice Shall I set this down somplace? Dorothy: pointing out the door No, Rose, go down to the corner and open a stand! Dorothy: referring to Frank, the priest My luck, the first really wonderful guy I've met in a long time, and I find out he has a more serious involvement... Rose: With whom?? Dorothy: immediately PAM DAWBER!!! Rose: seeing Sophia and Dorothy wearing all black Did you two just come from a funeral? Dorothy: No, Rose, we were singing backup for Johnny Cash. Rose: referring to the robbers Wait! Don't leave me! What'll I do if they come back? Dorothy: Show them your slides of Hawaii! Dorothy: worried about the plane ride I'll probably burp, and the pressure in the cabin will change, and we'll fly into a mountain! Ohh... Rose: cheerfully That would be a good example of a mishap! Dorothy: Rose, do me a favor... fasten your seatbelt... OVER YOUR MOUTH!!! Those are only a few of my favorites I can think of right now... I agree, Dorothy has countless hilarious comebacks!