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TJL · 08-27-2003, 08:51 PM

I clipped this from a link in Gawker.com

High-Maintenance Women Vs. Low-Maintenance Women

High-maintenance women expect you to call first; low-maintenance women expect you to hang around till last call

High-maintenance women know which fork to eat with; low-maintenance women know takeout KFC comes with a spork

High-maintenance women know Anna Wintour is the mad scientist behind Vogue; low-maintenance women know Edgar Winter is the albino rocker behind "Frankenstein"

High-maintenance women juggle successful men; low-maintenance women can successfully juggle cans of Bud

High-maintenance women expect to be showered with gifts once a day; low-maintenance women expect you to shower once a day

High-maintenance women turn out for gala events dressed to the nines; low-maintenance women turn their eyelids inside out when they're blotto at 6s and 9s

High-maintenance women dream about a man like Ted Turner; low-maintenance women dream about midnight showings of "Turner and Hooch"

High-maintenance women try to see their name in the New York Times' "Wedding and Celebration" pages; low-maintenance women want to see their name on the chalk board for bar's the pool table

High-maintenance women want you to buy them a painting from an Upper East Side art gallery; low-maintenance women want you to win them the teddy bear from the Coney Island shooting gallery

High-maintenance women will order champagne and caviar; low-maintenance women will order from the drive-thru

High-maintenance women ride in Benz's and Jag's; low-maintenance women go on benders and jags

High-maintenance women spend weekends on the French Riviera ogling tycoons; low-maintenance women spend weekends at Yankee stadium heckling Mariano Rivera

I have a bender scheduled this weekend, if anyone is interested...

Mijada · 08-27-2003, 08:59 PM

I guess I'm a little of both.

PZelda · 08-27-2003, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Mijada
I guess I'm a little of both.

Me too.

~LadyJess~ · 08-27-2003, 09:47 PM

I'm pretty low maintenance, always have been.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 08-27-2003, 09:49 PM

I'm a little of both, too.

AnaheimPMWitch · 08-27-2003, 09:58 PM

I'm told I'm High maintenance but who knows

Janice · 08-27-2003, 10:02 PM

I'm low maintenance. Give me a movie and dinner, and I'm happy.

TJL · 08-27-2003, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by Janice
I'm low maintenance. Give me a movie and dinner, and I'm happy.

You got it. Arby's and "Gigli" for two!

Titania · 08-27-2003, 10:30 PM

ive been told im high maintenance but i think im somewhere in between the two.

*PinkLady* · 08-27-2003, 10:38 PM

I really don't know. I'd probably say one and turn out to be the other.

Janice · 08-27-2003, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by TJL
You got it. Arby's and "Gigli" for two!

dandelion wine · 08-28-2003, 01:40 AM

Low maintenance.

consentida · 08-28-2003, 01:42 AM

I'd consider myself in between.

Tuesday Weld · 08-28-2003, 12:27 PM

Low-maintenance.

Kay Scarpetta · 08-28-2003, 12:54 PM

I think I'm a tad more high-maintenance..

08-27-2003, 08:51 PM	#1
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	So Ladies, Which One Are You? I clipped this from a link in Gawker.com High-Maintenance Women Vs. Low-Maintenance Women High-maintenance women expect you to call first; low-maintenance women expect you to hang around till last call High-maintenance women know which fork to eat with; low-maintenance women know takeout KFC comes with a spork High-maintenance women know Anna Wintour is the mad scientist behind Vogue; low-maintenance women know Edgar Winter is the albino rocker behind "Frankenstein" High-maintenance women juggle successful men; low-maintenance women can successfully juggle cans of Bud High-maintenance women expect to be showered with gifts once a day; low-maintenance women expect you to shower once a day High-maintenance women turn out for gala events dressed to the nines; low-maintenance women turn their eyelids inside out when they're blotto at 6s and 9s High-maintenance women dream about a man like Ted Turner; low-maintenance women dream about midnight showings of "Turner and Hooch" High-maintenance women try to see their name in the New York Times' "Wedding and Celebration" pages; low-maintenance women want to see their name on the chalk board for bar's the pool table High-maintenance women want you to buy them a painting from an Upper East Side art gallery; low-maintenance women want you to win them the teddy bear from the Coney Island shooting gallery High-maintenance women will order champagne and caviar; low-maintenance women will order from the drive-thru High-maintenance women ride in Benz's and Jag's; low-maintenance women go on benders and jags High-maintenance women spend weekends on the French Riviera ogling tycoons; low-maintenance women spend weekends at Yankee stadium heckling Mariano Rivera I have a bender scheduled this weekend, if anyone is interested...
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08-27-2003, 09:47 PM	#4
~LadyJess~ Football Chick Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 15, 2002 Location: At the Shamrock doing shots with Mo Posts: 8,260	I'm pretty low maintenance, always have been.
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08-27-2003, 09:49 PM	#5
Pleasant Tomorrow Member Forum Addict Join Date: Feb 19, 2003 Location: New York Posts: 69,525	I'm a little of both, too.
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08-27-2003, 09:58 PM	#6
AnaheimPMWitch AKA CaitlinMoore2002 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 08, 2002 Location: in the Las Vegas Crime Lab hangin with Nick and Sara Posts: 4,973	I'm told I'm High maintenance but who knows
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08-27-2003, 10:30 PM	#9
Titania a part of that Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Posts: 3,694	ive been told im high maintenance but i think im somewhere in between the two.
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08-27-2003, 08:59 PM	#2
Mijada Spencers mom Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 02, 2001 Location: eastern US Posts: 4,093	I guess I'm a little of both.

08-27-2003, 10:02 PM	#7
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	I'm low maintenance. Give me a movie and dinner, and I'm happy.

08-27-2003, 10:38 PM	#10
PinkLady Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 04, 2002 Posts: 7,457	I really don't know. I'd probably say one and turn out to be the other.

08-28-2003, 01:40 AM	#12
dandelion wine ~ Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 20, 2003 Location: Behind the Couch Posts: 34,967	Low maintenance.
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08-28-2003, 01:42 AM	#13
consentida oh, you pretty things Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 21, 2002 Location: New York Posts: 3,841	I'd consider myself in between.

08-28-2003, 12:27 PM	#14
Tuesday Weld I missed you all. hugs Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 02, 2003 Location: Having a great time. Posts: 22,285	Low-maintenance.
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08-28-2003, 12:54 PM	#15
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	I think I'm a tad more high-maintenance..
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