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AKA · 08-24-2003, 04:56 PM

It's inevitable - most of us get it, no matter what we do to prevent it. But have you ever glanced at a subject line and chuckled? Let's get some good use out of them in this thread. I'll start. These are verbatim, copied and pasted from my inbox, and not altered in any way.

dlle your thingy sshrunk ?y
your malehood shouldn't suffer8
pics of Kobe Bryant's accuser wynecryc
Join the Pursuit of Coffee Perfection\
- Possibly you can vote for my amatory galleries? - Latest@Lel10EJ14on
You left your umbrella
My husband won't have a clue koecmrknwumtpqpy...
It's your money - Use it
Hows your work?
bahamamama
Piles of nakked people kyrugmc
How do you turn it on?

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 08-24-2003, 04:59 PM

Oh this sounds like fun!

Lord knows Ive got tons!! I hate email therefor I rarely check it.

srrl+SSoft++Manhoood+NO No+z
hi svms

Meh, Ill have more tonite. I forgot I just deleted them an hour ago.

Got rid of the best ones!

Hollow · 08-24-2003, 05:49 PM

"hot teen sluts suck horse

" that just sounds so wrong.

Truth · 08-24-2003, 06:24 PM

I just looked for some real quick under the filing cabinent of old mails, here were a couple..

"Socks for Diabetics"
"I need someone to see my skirt"

Hollow · 08-24-2003, 06:42 PM

Last chance to collect your 5 dollars

(FIVE DOLLARS i can find on the side of the road! this is a dream come true!)

Win a $1,000 Grocery Shopping Spree!

Do you hate Pop-Ups? (yep and i hate spam too

)

Code #34-23-29: Open this Safe and Unlock Your Riches

You'll probabaly just delete this, but...

Truth · 08-24-2003, 06:54 PM

I also get ones with the subject of them saying they reported me to my ISP lol...

Georgia's on my Mind · 08-24-2003, 07:02 PM

here are the latest

From Subject Date Size
really look awsome, without work Aug 24 4k
nice Nice Aug 24 2k
look into making it lar ge Aug 24 6k
d r o p the l bs fast Aug 24 4k
not feeling well you have come to the right place Aug 23 5k
spy on the girls and they dont know Aug 23 4k

Mr. Stefani · 08-24-2003, 07:10 PM

all in my inbox:

Dominique Hooker Trazodones_-_No_Prescription_Needed_-_dragonhead 8/23/03 33K

Josephine Brand Valium_-_No_Prescription_Needed_-_coastal 8/23/03 33K

Bob Complimentary Sample- Coral Calcium can change your life 1:08 am 2K
Matthew Lesko , Free money from the government 2:29 am 8K
Blink Please Pick a Card 3:47 am 6K
The Cool Cat Network Search for old friends and lost loves!

Penny Lane · 08-24-2003, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
"hot teen sluts suck horse " that just sounds so wrong.

Brian · 08-24-2003, 08:37 PM

I've gotten advertisements for cable descramblers and sexual organ enlargement pills.

PZelda · 08-24-2003, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AAOT
I just looked for some real quick under the filing cabinent of old mails, here were a couple..

"Socks for Diabetics"
"I need someone to see my skirt"

OMG...

I can't stop laughing at the "Socks for Diabetics"

I just deleted the spam emails in my inbox a while ago, but let me see if I can gather up a few...Check my next post.

PZelda · 08-24-2003, 08:47 PM

Right now, only 10, but I guarantee you that I'll have 50 by tonight.

Wine Experts ALLISON, We will give you a bottle of Wine, Wine Glasses, Wine Opener, and MORE Sun 08/24 10k
Nicholas Masterson Allison, information you requested Sun 08/24 4k
Newsletter Adv: Roxy Palace is Doubling Your Casino Bonus Win Big Sun 08/24 7k
Customer Support re: Get Approved for a New Car Loan HERE! Sun 08/24 1k
Free Enterprise Institute Audio Message for about a $5,000 grant for your family Sun 08/24 25k
ExpressCashOnline Bills to pay? Get $500 today. Sun 08/24 2k
PrizeDomain Help Wanted - Excellent Pay! Sun 08/24 2k
dvdcopier@ topnotchexpress.com Copy Anything While You Still Can Sun 08/24 3k
Shopping Clearance 40-75% off plus Free Shipping Sun 08/24 3k
HomeBasedMoola Cell Phone and Shipping at No Cost + $50 Cash Back Sun 08/24 7k

Here's 5 more from another inbox...

Virus Solutions Protect your PC from Virus Threats... Sun 08/24 1k
Trade In Values What is your Car Worth? Trade Your Car in Here. Sun 08/24 4k
Gus Hurt Re:"Viagra, it's for more than just sex!" Sun 08/24 1k
Home M-L Find a Mortgage or Refinance Loan - Rates still low! Sat 08/23 6k
mvitragU4@ 123india.com suet All in one DVD copy software. vdln You can save your favorite movies and mo... Sat 08/23 1k

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 08-24-2003, 09:37 PM

Here's some of the ones in mine right now...

From: Free Breakfast
Subject: Congratulations and Enjoy!

From: Money Machine
Subject: Who else wants to see how I brought in $86,000 in 30 days?

From: Small TV?
Subject: Turn Your TV into a 150 inch Big Screen

From: Mary
Subject: Have a burger on us!

From: Your Opporturnity
Subject: Buy Real-estate with our Money

From: Friend
Subject: I am your Date, Please Reply

Titania · 08-24-2003, 09:45 PM

the three wheeled scooter of the future
new ways to keep your dog happy
cast a line, go fishing
do you suffer from depression, bipolar or mood swings? \
great information of pregnancy
fire your boss
ride into the sunset
Tallas Extras para Caballeros (ummm....no hablos?)
you cant kill these plants

Truth · 08-24-2003, 09:56 PM

Tonight I might spend an hour goin through filing cabinet looking for more funny ones, theres over a thousand emails in there lol...

08-24-2003, 04:56 PM	#1
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	Spam subject lines - greatest hits It's inevitable - most of us get it, no matter what we do to prevent it. But have you ever glanced at a subject line and chuckled? Let's get some good use out of them in this thread. I'll start. These are verbatim, copied and pasted from my inbox, and not altered in any way. dlle your thingy sshrunk ?y your malehood shouldn't suffer8 pics of Kobe Bryant's accuser wynecryc Join the Pursuit of Coffee Perfection\ - Possibly you can vote for my amatory galleries? - Latest@Lel10EJ14on You left your umbrella My husband won't have a clue koecmrknwumtpqpy... It's your money - Use it Hows your work? bahamamama Piles of nakked people kyrugmc How do you turn it on?

08-24-2003, 04:59 PM	#2
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	Oh this sounds like fun! Lord knows Ive got tons!! I hate email therefor I rarely check it. srrl+SSoft++Manhoood+NO No+z hi svms Meh, Ill have more tonite. I forgot I just deleted them an hour ago. Got rid of the best ones!
	__________________ DAVID COOK FOR AMERICAN IDOL

08-24-2003, 06:24 PM	#4
Truth •°·Alien Believer·°• Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 15, 2001 Posts: 3,463	I just looked for some real quick under the filing cabinent of old mails, here were a couple.. "Socks for Diabetics" "I need someone to see my skirt"
	__________________ Justin (I am an Alien Believer ) (A Seattle Mariner Fan) (And Down with Spyware!) R.I.P John Ritter

08-24-2003, 09:37 PM	#13
~Hannah_Lee~ Let's dance in style Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 09, 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 7,358	Here's some of the ones in mine right now... From: Free Breakfast Subject: Congratulations and Enjoy! From: Money Machine Subject: Who else wants to see how I brought in $86,000 in 30 days? From: Small TV? Subject: Turn Your TV into a 150 inch Big Screen From: Mary Subject: Have a burger on us! From: Your Opporturnity Subject: Buy Real-estate with our Money From: Friend Subject: I am your Date, Please Reply
	__________________ Some are like water, some are like the heat Some are a melody and some are the beat. Sooner or later they all will be gone. Why don't they stay young? It's so hard to get old without a cause. I don't want to perish like a fleeing horse. Youth is like diamonds in the sun, And diamonds are forever. Forever young, I want to be forever young. Do you really want to live forever?

08-24-2003, 05:49 PM	#3
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	"hot teen sluts suck horse " that just sounds so wrong.

08-24-2003, 06:42 PM	#5
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	Last chance to collect your 5 dollars (FIVE DOLLARS i can find on the side of the road! this is a dream come true!) Win a $1,000 Grocery Shopping Spree! Do you hate Pop-Ups? (yep and i hate spam too ) Code #34-23-29: Open this Safe and Unlock Your Riches You'll probabaly just delete this, but...

08-24-2003, 06:54 PM	#6
Truth •°·Alien Believer·°• Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 15, 2001 Posts: 3,463	I also get ones with the subject of them saying they reported me to my ISP lol...

08-24-2003, 07:02 PM	#7
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	here are the latest From Subject Date Size really look awsome, without work Aug 24 4k nice Nice Aug 24 2k look into making it lar ge Aug 24 6k d r o p the l bs fast Aug 24 4k not feeling well you have come to the right place Aug 23 5k spy on the girls and they dont know Aug 23 4k

08-24-2003, 07:10 PM	#8
Mr. Stefani Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 15, 2001 Posts: 20,757	all in my inbox: Dominique Hooker Trazodones_-_No_Prescription_Needed_-_dragonhead 8/23/03 33K Josephine Brand Valium_-_No_Prescription_Needed_-_coastal 8/23/03 33K Bob Complimentary Sample- Coral Calcium can change your life 1:08 am 2K Matthew Lesko , Free money from the government 2:29 am 8K Blink Please Pick a Card 3:47 am 6K The Cool Cat Network Search for old friends and lost loves!

08-24-2003, 08:37 PM	#10
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	I've gotten advertisements for cable descramblers and sexual organ enlargement pills.

08-24-2003, 08:47 PM	#12
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	Right now, only 10, but I guarantee you that I'll have 50 by tonight. Wine Experts ALLISON, We will give you a bottle of Wine, Wine Glasses, Wine Opener, and MORE Sun 08/24 10k Nicholas Masterson Allison, information you requested Sun 08/24 4k Newsletter Adv: Roxy Palace is Doubling Your Casino Bonus Win Big Sun 08/24 7k Customer Support re: Get Approved for a New Car Loan HERE! Sun 08/24 1k Free Enterprise Institute Audio Message for about a $5,000 grant for your family Sun 08/24 25k ExpressCashOnline Bills to pay? Get $500 today. Sun 08/24 2k PrizeDomain Help Wanted - Excellent Pay! Sun 08/24 2k dvdcopier@ topnotchexpress.com Copy Anything While You Still Can Sun 08/24 3k Shopping Clearance 40-75% off plus Free Shipping Sun 08/24 3k HomeBasedMoola Cell Phone and Shipping at No Cost + $50 Cash Back Sun 08/24 7k Here's 5 more from another inbox... Virus Solutions Protect your PC from Virus Threats... Sun 08/24 1k Trade In Values What is your Car Worth? Trade Your Car in Here. Sun 08/24 4k Gus Hurt Re:"Viagra, it's for more than just sex!" Sun 08/24 1k Home M-L Find a Mortgage or Refinance Loan - Rates still low! Sat 08/23 6k mvitragU4@ 123india.com suet All in one DVD copy software. vdln You can save your favorite movies and mo... Sat 08/23 1k

08-24-2003, 09:45 PM	#14
Titania a part of that Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Posts: 3,694	the three wheeled scooter of the future new ways to keep your dog happy cast a line, go fishing do you suffer from depression, bipolar or mood swings? \ great information of pregnancy fire your boss ride into the sunset Tallas Extras para Caballeros (ummm....no hablos?) you cant kill these plants

08-24-2003, 09:56 PM	#15
Truth •°·Alien Believer·°• Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 15, 2001 Posts: 3,463	Tonight I might spend an hour goin through filing cabinet looking for more funny ones, theres over a thousand emails in there lol...