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TVFactFan · 08-24-2003, 02:55 PM

PHYLLIS? OMG, i saw Phyllis for the first time today and this is defintely the WORST Opening theme song I ever heard in my life. During the opening theme, all you hear over and over is PHYLLIS, PHYLLIS< PHYLLIS<- I thought my ears were going to fall off. Does anyone agree? Or do you have another theme song that drives you crazy?

*GoodMorningCalgary* · 08-24-2003, 03:43 PM

The Last season of Suddenly Susan had a crappy theme song

Sal · 08-24-2003, 05:21 PM

I would have to choose the theme from "The Patty Duke Show" with its inane drivel about "cousins, identical cousins" and "They walk alike, they talk alike". Who likes that crap anyway?

DarleneIllyria · 08-24-2003, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
PHYLLIS? OMG, i saw Phyllis for the first time today and this is defintely the WORST Opening theme song I ever heard in my life. During the opening theme, all you hear over and over is PHYLLIS, PHYLLIS< PHYLLIS<- I thought my ears were going to fall off. Does anyone agree? Or do you have another theme song that drives you crazy?

Your post really got me to laughing, Solomon. Just imagining a person's ears falling off because of a theme, it just cracked me up. Okay, yeah, I'm really off topic and I can't really think of a theme that drove me insane, so I'll just send this post on its way.

Cashodeen · 08-24-2003, 09:00 PM

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Your post really got me to laughing, Solomon. Just imagining a person's ears falling off because of a theme, it just cracked me up. Okay, yeah, I'm really off topic and I can't really think of a theme that drove me insane, so I'll just send this post on its way.

LOL, Jenny. I feel the same way you do! That just struck me as funny. And I can't think of a theme song either but I thought I'd post anyways.

*PinkLady* · 08-24-2003, 09:54 PM

Gilligan's Island.

Cashodeen · 08-24-2003, 09:58 PM

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Gilligan's Island.

Okay, you brought up a good one. And the first season's theme song was especially bad. "And all the rest"?? The song hadn't named only TWO people from the show--The Professor and Maryann. AT LEAST the theme song changed a little the next year. It was still barf though.

Small Wonderian · 08-25-2003, 08:01 AM

The first opening theme song to Small Wonder was bad. It had a "tra-la-la" theme to it and it was really weird. It got better when the used the second opening theme song which they "jazzed" up.

Penny Lane · 08-25-2003, 09:59 AM

Three's Company! They sound like they are offkey! I have always disliked that theme song.

*PinkLady* · 08-25-2003, 11:51 AM

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Three's Company! They sound like they are offkey! I have always disliked that theme song.

I don't like that one either. I can't understand half the words and the ones I do understand don't make a lot of sense.

BLT · 08-25-2003, 12:45 PM

I saw the opening to "Bridget Loves Bernie" today----BAD.

Sitcomwriter · 08-25-2003, 06:17 PM

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The Last season of Suddenly Susan had a crappy theme song

Everybody wants a girl like Susan doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doot HEY! Everybody wants a girl like Susan

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Crimson and Clover · 08-25-2003, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Penny Lane
Three's Company! They sound like they are offkey! I have always disliked that theme song.

I dont like that one very much either.

Brian Damage · 08-25-2003, 08:09 PM

This isn't a sitcom, but the theme music to the Rockford Files. I hate it! It almost puts me into convulsions.

musicradio77 · 08-25-2003, 09:29 PM

The "Full House" short opening theme was terrible. The lyrics in the syndicated version contains "If we will have all your fimiliar friends are waiting just around the bend." That was the dumbest opening I've ever seen. I saw it on both TBS and WB11 since last year as well as the marathon from past June. That was the shortest theme from "Full House" I've definitely don't want to see. I hope Nick at Nite will not be using the syndicated opening theme song anymore. The show needs the full ABC opening theme. I hope Nick at Nite will have the full ABC opening theme back in the next two and a half months.

08-24-2003, 02:55 PM	#1
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,072	Worst Opening Credits Theme Song: Has anyone even heard the opening credits for PHYLLIS? OMG, i saw Phyllis for the first time today and this is defintely the WORST Opening theme song I ever heard in my life. During the opening theme, all you hear over and over is PHYLLIS, PHYLLIS< PHYLLIS<- I thought my ears were going to fall off. Does anyone agree? Or do you have another theme song that drives you crazy?

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Sal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Location: Oakville, Ont. Canada Posts: 6,191	I would have to choose the theme from "The Patty Duke Show" with its inane drivel about "cousins, identical cousins" and "They walk alike, they talk alike". Who likes that crap anyway?
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Small Wonderian Back From a Long Hiatus Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 23, 2003 Location: in Redskin Country!!!!!!! Posts: 20,316	The first opening theme song to Small Wonder was bad. It had a "tra-la-la" theme to it and it was really weird. It got better when the used the second opening theme song which they "jazzed" up.
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08-24-2003, 09:54 PM	#6
PinkLady Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 04, 2002 Posts: 7,457	Gilligan's Island.

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Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	This isn't a sitcom, but the theme music to the Rockford Files. I hate it! It almost puts me into convulsions.

08-25-2003, 09:29 PM	#15
musicradio77 Disney Expert Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 14, 2003 Location: Brooklyn, NY USA Posts: 6,475	The "Full House" short opening theme was terrible. The lyrics in the syndicated version contains "If we will have all your fimiliar friends are waiting just around the bend." That was the dumbest opening I've ever seen. I saw it on both TBS and WB11 since last year as well as the marathon from past June. That was the shortest theme from "Full House" I've definitely don't want to see. I hope Nick at Nite will not be using the syndicated opening theme song anymore. The show needs the full ABC opening theme. I hope Nick at Nite will have the full ABC opening theme back in the next two and a half months.
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