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Old 08-22-2003, 04:28 PM   #1
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Thumbs up The Superficial Thread!

Inspired by the "for the guys/girls" threads & probably done here before, but what the hell...

So, guys & gals- what physical traits do you look for/ love in people you have your eye on? Forget stuff like "great personality", "smart", "intelligent"- yada yada- yeah- we all like that stuff & it *is* important, but this is the superficial thread! Oh & be honest, kids!

As for me- in a woman- she'll get high marks from me if she:

..has dark hair (but not an absolute must)

..has a huge chest (yep. No such thing as "too big" in my book)

...is around 5' tall to 5'8"(ish)

..is not skinny. Can't stand those "super model" waif things. They can take a hike. Yuck. Down with skinny! Down with brainwashing women into being a size zero! REAL & curvy women w/ some meat on em Rule!

..has pretty feet. Damn- pretty feet can be downright sexy.

..has dark eyes. But esp. slanted, Asian eyes. My God. (but also not an absolute must)

...has full (or fuller) lips. Mmm!

...wide hips & a ghetto booty! HOT damn!



That's more or less it.

And you?

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Old 08-22-2003, 04:48 PM   #2
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6 pack abs are so sexy, a nice butt, good muscular shape.....and other things...
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Guys-Dark hair, blue eyes, he does not have to be musculer, nice smile, great personality, funny and charming. the traits that are in my boyfriend.

Girls-Long dark hair, sexy brown eyes, not fat but not slim, beautiful smile. Like the woman in my avatar.
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I love my man who is tall and slim but muscular
sexy eyes, great smile and a cute butt!
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I'm pretty easily pleased, nothing too much. Red hair. Red hair drives me wild. Im not a butt person- just as long as you have one! Green eyes are nice. I like guys a little taller than me, not too muscular, but not a bean pole either. They dont have to be all buff either- a little flab is fine.. I just cant stand skinny guys!
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I love your new avatar! Conan was a cute little boy.
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This is the ideal man...

I would prefer if he didn't smoke tho...
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This is the ideal man...

I would prefer if he didn't smoke tho...

Why do I love him so?

The eyes...ooooo lordy. I prefer him with brown hair...but he looks great with blonde also. I usually think dark haired guys are hotter tho. I love his body...butt...oooooo god...I could go on FOREVER. He seems sweet and funny...he sings REALLY well...and he has an accent. Accents are the sexiest things...dear lord.
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The main thing I notice is his teeth. If his teeth are not taken care of that is one big turn off. He has to have a nice smile. If I like that, hair, eye color, height ect doesn't matter to me.
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As for the physical bit, these are what I look for in a guy:

...has dark brown or blonde hair that's short. I don't care for guys that have long hair. It looks unsexy and somewhat gross, IMO.

...is around 5'11 tall to 6'2"(ish)

...is muscular. Looking at a guy shirtless with huge muscles really turns me on.

...has a beautiful tan on his smooth (and not-so-hairy) body. Tans can be so sexy.

...has a great posture. Slouching and leaning is a turn off (at least for me).

...has no or little facial hair.




As for the physical bit, these are what I look for in a girl:

...has long blonde hair of the shade of yellow

...has a height of inbetween 5'7 and 5'11

...has a smooth body with a great tan

...has gorgeous legs that are hairless

...has a "decent" breast size

...has absolutely no facial hair. This one is definitely a must.




As for the physical bit, these are what I look for in both a guy and a girl:

...has blue, sparkling eyes. Looking into someone's eyes very close can be one of the most romantic things ever.

...has facial parts that blend in with his/her overall face. There shouldn't be any part(s) of the face that stand out from the overall facial appearance. This trait is especially very important.

...has a nice smile (which includes white, shiny teeth) to light up everyone's face. Smilies are especially a must.

...has skinny lips . . . I don't like fat lips that much.

...is fairly average weight. No more; no less.

...has a clean face with no pimples or anything of that short.

...smells fine. No BO, bad breath, ect.

...Last but not least, his/her overall appearance needs look sharp

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As for the physical bit, these are what I look for in a guy:

...has dark brown or blonde hair

...has blue, sparkling eyes. Looking into someone's eyes very close can be one of the most romantic things ever.

...is around 5'11 tall to 6'2"(ish)

...is muscular. Looking at a guy shirtless with huge muscles really turns me on.

...has facial parts that blend in with his overall face. There shouldn't be any part(s) of the face that stands out from his overall facial appearance. This trait is especially very important.

...has a nice smile (which includes white, shiny teeth) to light up everyone's face. Smilies are especially a must.

...has a beautifully tan on his body. Tans can be so sexy.

...has skinny lips . . . I don't like fat lips that much.

...is fairly average weight. No more; no less.

...has a clean face with no pimples or anything of that short.

...smells fine. No BO, bad breath, ect.

... Last but not least . . . his overall appearance should look sharp.
Good thing you arent picky or anything.
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Inspired by the "for the guys/girls" threads & probably done here before, but what the hell...

So, guys & gals- what physical traits do you look for/ love in people you have your eye on? Forget stuff like "great personality", "smart", "intelligent"- yada yada- yeah- we all like that stuff & it *is* important, but this is the superficial thread! Oh & be honest, kids!

As for me- in a woman- she'll get high marks from me if she:

..has dark hair (but not an absolute must)

..has a huge chest (yep. No such thing as "too big" in my book)

...is around 5' tall to 5'8"(ish)

..is not skinny. Can't stand those "super model" waif things. They can take a hike. Yuck. Down with skinny! Down with brainwashing women into being a size zero! REAL & curvy women w/ some meat on em Rule!

..has pretty feet. Damn- pretty feet can be downright sexy.

..has dark eyes. But esp. slanted, Asian eyes. My God. (but also not an absolute must)

...has full (or fuller) lips. Mmm!

...wide hips & a ghetto booty! HOT damn!



That's more or less it.

And you?
Same as you.
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Old 08-24-2003, 10:27 PM   #15
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they have to like 50s music, like islands and have to be able to put up with me. I haven't found that person yet. Being out on this island I doubt I ever will.
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