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drunkenbastard · 08-21-2003, 08:24 PM

I am writing to request urgent medical assistance for my monkey, Meiko Travattio Jr. Meiko Travattio Sr. died a couple months ago and Meiko Jr. is the only thing I have left of Meiko Travattio Sr. We have been living on bark, sand and water for the past four months. We hope to be rescued from this island soon. We were at a hospital at one point but we were kicked out for more important patients. They told me to take Meiko Travattio to the vet and said they did not service animals. I was shocked beyond belief. Surely, they did not mean that they weren't going to help my monkey. Please help me as I have no other place to turn.

Sincerely,

Vincent Palliviere

dumbass@drunkenbastards.com

Kay Scarpetta · 08-21-2003, 08:31 PM

Buena suerte con tú mono

dawsongirl · 08-21-2003, 08:43 PM

No provisions but internet access. Boy, how the world turns.

Arf Arf.

*InThisMoment* · 08-21-2003, 08:50 PM

The Modfather · 08-22-2003, 08:50 AM

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Originally posted by drunkenbastard
I am writing to request urgent medical assistance for my monkey, Meiko Travattio Jr. Meiko Travattio Sr. died a couple months ago and Meiko Jr. is the only thing I have left of Meiko Travattio Sr. We have been living on bark, sand and water for the past four months. We hope to be rescued from this island soon. We were at a hospital at one point but we were kicked out for more important patients. They told me to take Meiko Travattio to the vet and said they did not service animals. I was shocked beyond belief. Surely, they did not mean that they weren't going to help my monkey. Please help me as I have no other place to turn.

Sincerely,

Vincent Palliviere

dumbass@drunkenbastards.com

Is this your Monkey?

08-21-2003, 08:24 PM	#1
drunkenbastard Banned Banned!! Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 21, 2003 Location: on an island mourning my dead monkey Meiko Travattio Posts: 84	my poor monkey, Meiko Travattio needs help I am writing to request urgent medical assistance for my monkey, Meiko Travattio Jr. Meiko Travattio Sr. died a couple months ago and Meiko Jr. is the only thing I have left of Meiko Travattio Sr. We have been living on bark, sand and water for the past four months. We hope to be rescued from this island soon. We were at a hospital at one point but we were kicked out for more important patients. They told me to take Meiko Travattio to the vet and said they did not service animals. I was shocked beyond belief. Surely, they did not mean that they weren't going to help my monkey. Please help me as I have no other place to turn. Sincerely, Vincent Palliviere dumbass@drunkenbastards.com

08-21-2003, 08:31 PM	#2
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08-21-2003, 08:50 PM	#4
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08-21-2003, 08:43 PM	#3
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