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Cactus Jack · 08-14-2003, 01:46 PM

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( Parody of "Complicated" )

Yeah.....
Uh huh....
Sitnky food....

One day, it was three months ago
I went to the grocery store
I bought lots and lots of food
Because I was in the mood
When I bought it back home
I put it in the fridge
And now it's been three months since
I just remembered
All that food
I ate all of it
Result was unpleasant for me, for me
How was I supposed to know the food was all outdated?
I ran out of the kitchen then I rushed right in the bathroom
I slammed the door shut
And guess what it was an unpleasant experience
But did I check the date before I ate it?
Oh no no

One night, I had a party
Invited everyone I know
Even that crazy Marty Snow
I served all the food I had
Forgot to tell them it was bad
It was party hardy
Everyone had fun, even Marty
Then when they ate it all
They rushed out to the hall
Went into the bathroom
They all took turns
Doing the thing I did
And I thought oh woe is me, is me
Why did I forget to say the food was all outdated
They rushed into the bathroom
And they shut the door loud
I shouldve told them that the food was three months old
And I opened it today
But did I tell them that till now I never ate it?
Oh no no

I didnt know what to do
That food, I threw away the rest
All the food was rotten, I cant believe I opened it up
There was pizza, celery, a banana, some blueberries
Lots of stuff, including a half eaten burger
Even two packs of french fries, there was also
A ham sandwich, a bunch of food varities, oh yeah
Whyd have to opene it if it was all outdated?
At the party, I think I got everyone all constipated
I cant believe it
We ate all what we could, but I never should
Wait three months again
But do you think Id do it once more just to see what happens?
Oh maybe

Now I feel much better now
That food is in the dump truck now
In a Hefty trash bag
And now, its really late
But I just ate, some dinner, all new food
Ill now turn on the TV cause I'm in the mood, the mood
Now Im really happy cause I'm watching "If They Mated"
On Conan O Brien
Later on he might talk about "Gigli" which I really hated
If I saw that movie Id eat popcorn that was outdated
Id eat it so Id go to the restroom for over half the movie
But will I ever buy food at the store and wait three months again?
No , no no

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Cactus Jack · 08-14-2003, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by YoliUSA

Cactus Jack · 09-01-2003, 09:32 AM

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08-14-2003, 01:46 PM	#1
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Song parody I made up ( read!!) utdated ( Parody of "Complicated" ) Yeah..... Uh huh.... Sitnky food.... One day, it was three months ago I went to the grocery store I bought lots and lots of food Because I was in the mood When I bought it back home I put it in the fridge And now it's been three months since I just remembered All that food I ate all of it Result was unpleasant for me, for me How was I supposed to know the food was all outdated? I ran out of the kitchen then I rushed right in the bathroom I slammed the door shut And guess what it was an unpleasant experience But did I check the date before I ate it? Oh no no One night, I had a party Invited everyone I know Even that crazy Marty Snow I served all the food I had Forgot to tell them it was bad It was party hardy Everyone had fun, even Marty Then when they ate it all They rushed out to the hall Went into the bathroom They all took turns Doing the thing I did And I thought oh woe is me, is me Why did I forget to say the food was all outdated They rushed into the bathroom And they shut the door loud I shouldve told them that the food was three months old And I opened it today But did I tell them that till now I never ate it? Oh no no I didnt know what to do That food, I threw away the rest All the food was rotten, I cant believe I opened it up There was pizza, celery, a banana, some blueberries Lots of stuff, including a half eaten burger Even two packs of french fries, there was also A ham sandwich, a bunch of food varities, oh yeah Whyd have to opene it if it was all outdated? At the party, I think I got everyone all constipated I cant believe it We ate all what we could, but I never should Wait three months again But do you think Id do it once more just to see what happens? Oh maybe Now I feel much better now That food is in the dump truck now In a Hefty trash bag And now, its really late But I just ate, some dinner, all new food Ill now turn on the TV cause I'm in the mood, the mood Now Im really happy cause I'm watching "If They Mated" On Conan O Brien Later on he might talk about "Gigli" which I really hated If I saw that movie Id eat popcorn that was outdated Id eat it so Id go to the restroom for over half the movie But will I ever buy food at the store and wait three months again? No , no no
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