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Fol_divison_rox_505 · 01-26-2001, 04:17 PM

i no people have some quotes in there signatures but what do u think is your favorite quote of all time? i am doing an 80's magazine for school and for one of the questions it is for fol and i ask "what is ur favorite quote of all time from the facts of life" and i no you people here are the biggest facts of life fans there are(pat ur self on the back hehe) so thats why i am asking u...so please respond thanks !!!!!!!!

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Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap?
Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances
Jinny: umm.. probley not
Captin: thats what I thought

JoPol_wannabe · 01-26-2001, 04:47 PM

My favorite quotes are in my signature.

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JO: Oh no Tootie, I hate teaching people how to drive... They're always nervous, they make stupied mistakes, and they cry when you slap them.

Blair's Poem: "If you hit a dead end
Then Look on the shelf
There might be a clue
Maybe in a book."

Tootie: That's the pot calling the kettle black.

Nat: A flash back within a flash back... I'm so brilliant it scares me.

01-26-2001, 04:54 PM

This is one of my favorite ones, I thought it was pretty funny:
Jo: Oh no! I can't remember my speech!
Blair: Try and think about it.
Jo: Okay. I got it. This day will forever live in infamy...
Blair: That's Pearl Harbor.
Jo: Then what's it doin' in my speech!

(It probably isn't exact, but it was something like that)

Love The Facts Of Life · 01-26-2001, 05:22 PM

My favorite lines are also in my sinature

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Jo:Blair you always look so shique and yet so natural,I was thinking you could help me do something with my hair!!
Blair:Yeah!Like washing it?
Jo: No!! I was going for that brain dead look you've got!!

Nat: Who wants to be a skiny pencil? I'd rather be a happy magic marker.

Ms.G: Girls!! Will you tell me what's going on here?
Nat: Group sleep walking?
Ms.G

gives that "I don't believe you"look)
Blair: Well,you know the first day of school getting settled in and meeting new people....
Tottie: Yeah!! And now comes Miller time!!

01-26-2001, 06:43 PM

My favorite quotes are:
Jo:Nat, Nice girls don't throw trees!

Mrs. G:Me too, But hold the Butter..........No don't!

Jo:Nobody move!
Blair:Why?
Jo:I lost my shoe!
Blair:Well find it you barbarian!

Blair:Tuna salad; thats Tuna,Mayonaise.and something crunchy...name something crunchy.
Dina

iamonds?
Blair:Come on Becker.

Well, thats that. hope it helps.

JMPolniaczek15 · 01-26-2001, 09:16 PM

Here are my faves:

Jo: Nat, nice girls don't throw trees!

Blair: Turn blue!

Blair: A Warner is like a delicate suffle.
Jo: Yeah, light and empty.

"Goodbye Natalie, Hello hot lips!"

01-26-2001, 09:34 PM

These are my favorites

Nat: Ya mean hookers

Guy: I want two for tonight
NAt: Which two?

Blair: A fire! There's been a fire here!
I can tell, things are burned.

And the ones in my signature below

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Jo: Nice girls don't throw trees!

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Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas.

[This message has been edited by Devastation26 (edited 01-28-2001).]

JoBlaiRNaTooT · 01-26-2001, 09:37 PM

i like these:

Jo: Ah, booze!
Blair: Booze?! You heathen! This is Pooyfwizay.
Jo: Guzuntite
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blair: Another brilliant idea just popped into my head.
Jo: Oh, don't scare it. It's a lonely place in there.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Natalie: And why shouldn't I jump?
Jo: Does the word splat mean anything to you?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blair: I know a phony when I see one.
Jo: You should...you spend enough time lookin' in the mirror.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
hehe, and the first quote of my signature!!

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"You're born, you move on, you die. That's life." ~ Jo Polniaczek

Margo: "I'm on a diet. Just one roll."
Jo: "I've seen you in gym clothes. You've got a lot more than one roll!"

"Will you please keep your hands off my a*s before I kick yours!" ~ Jinny Exstead

JoRoX4EvEr2411 · 01-26-2001, 10:10 PM

some of my fave quotes are in my signature too..some stuff i laughed hysterically @ and then wrote down....

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<3 Courtney

Blair: Jo this is such a big day for u! Getting married..brushing ur hair, wearing a dress!

Jo: Blair, u know u may not believe this but i am actually going to miss living w/ u

Blair: o..i believe it!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jo: Things are not going well here. I think i'm going to have to hit someone

Nat: Who asked u to defend my honor??

Jo: I think i am going to have to hit u!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jo: Life's a bummer..u go to sleep u got a mother, u wake up ur on ur own!

iluvfacts14 · 01-26-2001, 10:45 PM

in my signature

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Mr. Bradley: .....and that girls is the thrill of victory!

Tootie: Or the agony of DA FEET!

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Natalie: I'm not jealous.....I'm wounded.

Jo_Polniaczek · 01-28-2001, 02:18 PM

they're in my signature

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Jo: Nobody move!
Blair: Why?
Jo: I lost my shoe!
Blair: Well find it you barbarian!

Blair: There's a lesson to be learned here
Mrs. G: What?
Blair: I feel like that roast!
Jo: Though and shriveled?

Jo: You've proved that Eddie and I are two dumb kids leaning way over our heads with no money, no education, and no chance
Blair: Excatly
Jo:That's why it's gonna be even sweeter when we make it work
Blair: Make what work?
Jo: Ya know tonight I was gonna say no to Eddie but you've helped me relize that maybe we don't have anything else but we have each other

Jo_Polniaczek · 01-28-2001, 02:22 PM

I just read my post and realized there was a couple things wrong with my signature...I changed it a bit

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Jo: Nobody move!
Blair: Why?
Jo: I lost my shoe!
Blair: Well find it you barbarian!

Blair: There's a lesson to be learned here
Mrs. G: What?
Blair: I feel like that roast!
Jo: Though and shriveled?

Jo: You've proved that Eddie and I are two dumb kids leaning way over our heads with no money, no education, and no chance
Blair: Excatly
Jo:That's why it's gonna be even sweeter when we make it work
Blair: Make what work?
Jo: Ya know tonight I was gonna say no to Eddie but you've helped me realize that he's the only one I can trust and maybe we don't have anything else but we have each other

KerriBerri687 · 01-28-2001, 03:13 PM

read my signature for my fav quotes...i also like..... "hey nice girls don't throw trees!" and "i've just had one of my brilliant ideas"

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You're so spoiled that if you were milk the date on the carton would read BC. -Jo
Turn Blue. -Blair

Sigh
I hate it when you do that.
Do what?
Sigh!
I don't sigh.
Well if it wasn't a sigh you got a slow leak.
Sigh
You did it again!
That's called breathing.
You do it just to annoy me!
No, I do it to keep from dying.
Now there's an idea!
-Jo and Blair-

-Kerri-

TVaddict · 01-28-2001, 03:45 PM

Jo: "So, things change. You're born, you move on, you die. That's life."

factsofnatalie · 01-28-2001, 05:46 PM

Oh, I've got plenty!

Blair: And maybe if you;re real good aunt natalie will let you type something. hmm?
Natalie: if shes that good she can type the whole damn thing.

Mrs g: You think thats bad? look look look at this! Fresh schnauzers only 8.95! without advertising what am i gonna do with the 82 fruitcakes that are left?!
natalie: feed em to the schnauzers!

Alex: you write songs?
Natalie: actually, i write poetry. but whats a song? a poem backed up by a la la la!

Natalie: But if you havent notices im 15 and shes 70- something! thats not a gap thats a chasm!

Blair: Family Feud?
Natalie: Hey that's some of the best kissing on TV!

Jo: What is that REVOLTING smell?! Why Blair, its you..

01-26-2001, 04:17 PM	#1
Fol_divison_rox_505 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Location: MA(same town joey mcIntyre from NKOTB was born in)also it is the wettest dry town(said so on Jay Leno) Posts: 154	Favorite quote of all time...help school project i no people have some quotes in there signatures but what do u think is your favorite quote of all time? i am doing an 80's magazine for school and for one of the questions it is for fol and i ask "what is ur favorite quote of all time from the facts of life" and i no you people here are the biggest facts of life fans there are(pat ur self on the back hehe) so thats why i am asking u...so please respond thanks !!!!!!!! ------------------ Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too! Jinny: i think i am going to give up men Magda: you, give up sex? Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee! Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap? Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances Jinny: umm.. probley not Captin: thats what I thought

01-26-2001, 04:54 PM	#3
A.J. Guest Posts: n/a	This is one of my favorite ones, I thought it was pretty funny: Jo: Oh no! I can't remember my speech! Blair: Try and think about it. Jo: Okay. I got it. This day will forever live in infamy... Blair: That's Pearl Harbor. Jo: Then what's it doin' in my speech! (It probably isn't exact, but it was something like that)
A.J. Guest Posts: n/a

01-26-2001, 05:22 PM	#4
Love The Facts Of Life FlUtTeRfLy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 18, 2001 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,515	My favorite lines are also in my sinature ------------------ Jo:Blair you always look so shique and yet so natural,I was thinking you could help me do something with my hair!! Blair:Yeah!Like washing it? Jo: No!! I was going for that brain dead look you've got!! Nat: Who wants to be a skiny pencil? I'd rather be a happy magic marker. Ms.G: Girls!! Will you tell me what's going on here? Nat: Group sleep walking? Ms.Ggives that "I don't believe you"look) Blair: Well,you know the first day of school getting settled in and meeting new people.... Tottie: Yeah!! And now comes Miller time!!

01-26-2001, 06:43 PM	#5
Rick&Jo Guest Posts: n/a	My favorite quotes are: Jo:Nat, Nice girls don't throw trees! Mrs. G:Me too, But hold the Butter..........No don't! Jo:Nobody move! Blair:Why? Jo:I lost my shoe! Blair:Well find it you barbarian! Blair:Tuna salad; thats Tuna,Mayonaise.and something crunchy...name something crunchy. Dina iamonds? Blair:Come on Becker. Well, thats that. hope it helps.
Rick&Jo Guest Posts: n/a

01-26-2001, 09:34 PM	#7
Devastation26 Guest Posts: n/a	These are my favorites Nat: Ya mean hookers Guy: I want two for tonight NAt: Which two? Blair: A fire! There's been a fire here! I can tell, things are burned. And the ones in my signature below ------------------ Jo: Nice girls don't throw trees! ------------------ Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas. [This message has been edited by Devastation26 (edited 01-28-2001).]
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01-26-2001, 04:47 PM	#2
JoPol_wannabe Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 3,036	My favorite quotes are in my signature. ------------------ JO: Oh no Tootie, I hate teaching people how to drive... They're always nervous, they make stupied mistakes, and they cry when you slap them. Blair's Poem: "If you hit a dead end Then Look on the shelf There might be a clue Maybe in a book." Tootie: That's the pot calling the kettle black. Nat: A flash back within a flash back... I'm so brilliant it scares me.

01-26-2001, 09:16 PM	#6
JMPolniaczek15 Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Amongst the cornfields in Indiana... Posts: 706	Here are my faves: Jo: Nat, nice girls don't throw trees! Blair: Turn blue! Blair: A Warner is like a delicate suffle. Jo: Yeah, light and empty. "Goodbye Natalie, Hello hot lips!"

01-26-2001, 09:37 PM	#8
JoBlaiRNaTooT Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 12, 2000 Location: Peekskill, NY (lol) Posts: 191	i like these: Jo: Ah, booze! Blair: Booze?! You heathen! This is Pooyfwizay. Jo: Guzuntite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blair: Another brilliant idea just popped into my head. Jo: Oh, don't scare it. It's a lonely place in there. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Natalie: And why shouldn't I jump? Jo: Does the word splat mean anything to you? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blair: I know a phony when I see one. Jo: You should...you spend enough time lookin' in the mirror. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ hehe, and the first quote of my signature!! ------------------ "You're born, you move on, you die. That's life." ~ Jo Polniaczek Margo: "I'm on a diet. Just one roll." Jo: "I've seen you in gym clothes. You've got a lot more than one roll!" "Will you please keep your hands off my a*s before I kick yours!" ~ Jinny Exstead

01-26-2001, 10:10 PM	#9
JoRoX4EvEr2411 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 10, 2001 Location: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Posts: 154	some of my fave quotes are in my signature too..some stuff i laughed hysterically @ and then wrote down.... ------------------ <3 Courtney Blair: Jo this is such a big day for u! Getting married..brushing ur hair, wearing a dress! Jo: Blair, u know u may not believe this but i am actually going to miss living w/ u Blair: o..i believe it!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jo: Things are not going well here. I think i'm going to have to hit someone Nat: Who asked u to defend my honor?? Jo: I think i am going to have to hit u!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jo: Life's a bummer..u go to sleep u got a mother, u wake up ur on ur own!

01-26-2001, 10:45 PM	#10
iluvfacts14 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 23, 2000 Location: Eastland School for Girls, Peekskill, NY, U.S.A. Posts: 256	in my signature ------------------ Mr. Bradley: .....and that girls is the thrill of victory! Tootie: Or the agony of DA FEET! ------------* Natalie: I'm not jealous.....I'm wounded.

01-28-2001, 02:18 PM	#11
Jo_Polniaczek Professional Lurker Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 07, 2000 Location: The middle of Nowhere Posts: 783	they're in my signature ------------------ Jo: Nobody move! Blair: Why? Jo: I lost my shoe! Blair: Well find it you barbarian! Blair: There's a lesson to be learned here Mrs. G: What? Blair: I feel like that roast! Jo: Though and shriveled? Jo: You've proved that Eddie and I are two dumb kids leaning way over our heads with no money, no education, and no chance Blair: Excatly Jo:That's why it's gonna be even sweeter when we make it work Blair: Make what work? Jo: Ya know tonight I was gonna say no to Eddie but you've helped me relize that maybe we don't have anything else but we have each other

01-28-2001, 02:22 PM	#12
Jo_Polniaczek Professional Lurker Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 07, 2000 Location: The middle of Nowhere Posts: 783	I just read my post and realized there was a couple things wrong with my signature...I changed it a bit ------------------ Jo: Nobody move! Blair: Why? Jo: I lost my shoe! Blair: Well find it you barbarian! Blair: There's a lesson to be learned here Mrs. G: What? Blair: I feel like that roast! Jo: Though and shriveled? Jo: You've proved that Eddie and I are two dumb kids leaning way over our heads with no money, no education, and no chance Blair: Excatly Jo:That's why it's gonna be even sweeter when we make it work Blair: Make what work? Jo: Ya know tonight I was gonna say no to Eddie but you've helped me realize that he's the only one I can trust and maybe we don't have anything else but we have each other

01-28-2001, 03:13 PM	#13
KerriBerri687 defying gravity Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: you'll find me in Emerald City...I'm the green one with the flying monkeys Posts: 2,869	read my signature for my fav quotes...i also like..... "hey nice girls don't throw trees!" and "i've just had one of my brilliant ideas" ------------------ You're so spoiled that if you were milk the date on the carton would read BC. -Jo Turn Blue. -Blair Sigh I hate it when you do that. Do what? Sigh! I don't sigh. Well if it wasn't a sigh you got a slow leak. Sigh You did it again! That's called breathing. You do it just to annoy me! No, I do it to keep from dying. Now there's an idea! -Jo and Blair- -Kerri-

01-28-2001, 03:45 PM	#14
TVaddict Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 30, 2000 Location: NH Posts: 562	Jo: "So, things change. You're born, you move on, you die. That's life."

01-28-2001, 05:46 PM	#15
factsofnatalie Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 18, 2001 Posts: 51	Oh, I've got plenty! Blair: And maybe if you;re real good aunt natalie will let you type something. hmm? Natalie: if shes that good she can type the whole damn thing. Mrs g: You think thats bad? look look look at this! Fresh schnauzers only 8.95! without advertising what am i gonna do with the 82 fruitcakes that are left?! natalie: feed em to the schnauzers! Alex: you write songs? Natalie: actually, i write poetry. but whats a song? a poem backed up by a la la la! Natalie: But if you havent notices im 15 and shes 70- something! thats not a gap thats a chasm! Blair: Family Feud? Natalie: Hey that's some of the best kissing on TV! Jo: What is that REVOLTING smell?! Why Blair, its you..