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DianeChambers87 · 08-12-2003, 02:00 PM

Ok this is the post to list Maydays funniest moments as in: scenes, episodes, looks, rants...etc.

I thought the whole John Allen hill's welcome matt thing was great!!

another one too is in the episode "Take my shirt, please" (i'm not sure if that's the exact title) when Sam freaks out when he realizes that Diane was right hahaha I love the last line:

Sam: and you wanna know WHY you are not gonna make me crazy? Get Ready! Here it comes! I DON'T KNOW!!!! Nobody knows why your not gonna make me crazy so stick that in your hat and smoke it!!!

MaydayMalonesGirl · 08-12-2003, 02:16 PM

another good one is in mr. otis regrets when rebecca leaves him in the elevator half naked and tied to the elevator rail... lol thats so funny then the door opens and everyones staring at him LOL

MaydayMalonesGirl · 08-12-2003, 02:17 PM

the mat was hilarious..... esipically when he tries to catch it on fire and it wont burn and he says wow this is a good mat i was laughing hysterically.. lol

DianeChambers87 · 08-12-2003, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by motowncheersluvr
the mat was hilarious..... esipically when he tries to catch it on fire and it wont burn and he says wow this is a good mat i was laughing hysterically.. lol

lol burnnn donald burnn!!

Then there's Powerplay when he kicks in Diane's door...lol and then she "calls" the police...lol omg I love that episode.

dlemond · 08-12-2003, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by DianeChambers87
lol burnnn donald burnn!!

Then there's Powerplay when he kicks in Diane's door...lol and then she "calls" the police...lol omg I love that episode.

That is a great one. Sam then throws her stuffed animals out the window when Diane isn't looking. Classic.

Also-
This was always one of my favorite scenes (don't remeber the episode)-

SAM: You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met!
DIANE: You Sam Malone are the most arrogant self centered...
SAM & DIANE: (together) SHUT UP!
SAM: Shut your fat mouth!
DIANE: Make me
SAM: Make you.. My God I'm, I'm gonna, I'm GONNA BOUNCE YOU OFF EVERY WALL IN THIS OFFICE!!
DIANE: Try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow... Or should I say funnier.
SAM: You know, You know I always wanted to pop you one! Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
DIANE: You disgust me! I hate you!
SAM: Are you as turned on as I am?
DIANE: More!

DianeChambers87 · 08-12-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by dlemond
That is a great one. Sam then throws her stuffed animals out the window when Diane isn't looking. Classic.

Also-
This was always one of my favorite scenes (don't remeber the episode)-

SAM: You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met!
DIANE: You Sam Malone are the most arrogant self centered...
SAM & DIANE: (together) SHUT UP!
SAM: Shut your fat mouth!
DIANE: Make me
SAM: Make you.. My God I'm, I'm gonna, I'm GONNA BOUNCE YOU OFF EVERY WALL IN THIS OFFICE!!
DIANE: Try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow... Or should I say funnier.
SAM: You know, You know I always wanted to pop you one! Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
DIANE: You disgust me! I hate you!
SAM: Are you as turned on as I am?
DIANE: More!

Yea that's from "Showdown part 2" lol I LOVE that episode that's the one that leads to "powerplay".

the only thing is that Diane doesn't say Shut up...lol I was watching the DVD and realized it goes like this

Sam: You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake i've ever met
Diane: and you Sam Malone are the most arrogant self-centered Son-of-a-bi-----
(he cuts her of)
Sam: SHUT UP!! Shut your fat mouth

DianeChambers87 · 08-12-2003, 03:42 PM

Woody asking Sam for his corvette...lol

Brian Damage · 08-12-2003, 07:46 PM

Sam getting shot in the bum and pretending he fought off a band of marauders....meanwhile he shot himself! LOL

onefortheroad · 08-12-2003, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by DianeChambers87
Woody asking Sam for his corvette...lol

lol i love that episode

woody: i dunno, but i'm starting to love that man's laugh

onefortheroad · 08-12-2003, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by Brian Damage
Sam getting shot in the bum and pretending he fought off a band of marauders....meanwhile he shot himself! LOL

lol they havent played that episode in so long!

MaydayMalonesGirl · 08-12-2003, 08:49 PM

i know! whats the name of that ep again?

barwars · 08-12-2003, 09:21 PM

Woody and the vette was the best!!

NORM · 08-12-2003, 09:43 PM

The best Sam episode is "Crash of the Titans". He was hysterical.

Sam:Put a suit on a woman she thinks shes god.

Sam: Listen to this, p.s., order some vermuth.

Rebecca: Ae you having fun?
Sam: Not really, fundraising is really hard work. (shakes the can around)

Sam: Cmon guys lets all take Rebecca seriously.

barwars · 08-12-2003, 09:47 PM

haha, great scene.

Sam and Rebecca in general were great together.

"you dont get out much do you?"-- Sam, not sure what episode, it was after Sam and Rebecca slept together.

barwars · 08-12-2003, 09:49 PM

Not sure what episode.
I think it was in Rebecca's apartment.

When Sam couldnt get his belt off his pants....
HILARIOUS.

As Diane once said....
"Thank you Mr. Quickpants."

08-12-2003, 02:00 PM	#1
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	Funniest Sam Moments Ok this is the post to list Maydays funniest moments as in: scenes, episodes, looks, rants...etc. I thought the whole John Allen hill's welcome matt thing was great!! another one too is in the episode "Take my shirt, please" (i'm not sure if that's the exact title) when Sam freaks out when he realizes that Diane was right hahaha I love the last line: Sam: and you wanna know WHY you are not gonna make me crazy? Get Ready! Here it comes! I DON'T KNOW!!!! Nobody knows why your not gonna make me crazy so stick that in your hat and smoke it!!!
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08-12-2003, 09:43 PM	#13
NORM #1 Wendt Fan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 19, 2002 Location: Wherever my wheels are rolling. Posts: 1,607	The best Sam episode is "Crash of the Titans". He was hysterical. Sam:Put a suit on a woman she thinks shes god. Sam: Listen to this, p.s., order some vermuth. Rebecca: Ae you having fun? Sam: Not really, fundraising is really hard work. (shakes the can around) Sam: Cmon guys lets all take Rebecca seriously.
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08-12-2003, 02:16 PM	#2
MaydayMalonesGirl ACID! POLICEHHHH! Forum Star Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 Location: in a van down by the river. Posts: 18,393	another good one is in mr. otis regrets when rebecca leaves him in the elevator half naked and tied to the elevator rail... lol thats so funny then the door opens and everyones staring at him LOL

08-12-2003, 02:17 PM	#3
MaydayMalonesGirl ACID! POLICEHHHH! Forum Star Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 Location: in a van down by the river. Posts: 18,393	the mat was hilarious..... esipically when he tries to catch it on fire and it wont burn and he says wow this is a good mat i was laughing hysterically.. lol

08-12-2003, 03:42 PM	#7
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	Woody asking Sam for his corvette...lol

08-12-2003, 07:46 PM	#8
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Sam getting shot in the bum and pretending he fought off a band of marauders....meanwhile he shot himself! LOL

08-12-2003, 08:49 PM	#11
MaydayMalonesGirl ACID! POLICEHHHH! Forum Star Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 Location: in a van down by the river. Posts: 18,393	i know! whats the name of that ep again?

08-12-2003, 09:21 PM	#12
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	Woody and the vette was the best!!

08-12-2003, 09:47 PM	#14
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	haha, great scene. Sam and Rebecca in general were great together. "you dont get out much do you?"-- Sam, not sure what episode, it was after Sam and Rebecca slept together.

08-12-2003, 09:49 PM	#15
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	Not sure what episode. I think it was in Rebecca's apartment. When Sam couldnt get his belt off his pants.... HILARIOUS. As Diane once said.... "Thank you Mr. Quickpants."