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Old 08-09-2003, 09:32 PM   #1
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Default I need help with this medical joke

I heard this on TV tonight and i need someone to help me


Doctor: Bad News, we are going to have to operate. Do you have insurance?

Patient: Yes I have insurance

Doctor: Then we won't be using Anthesia

What does this mean.
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maybe insurance isnt as helpful as people think, and the pain of the operation will be nothing compared to the bills.

i dunno... if i heard this i woulda laughed, but i dunno exactly why. sad, isnt it?
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Doctor: Bad News, we are going to have to operate. Do you have insurance?

Patient: Yes I have insurance

Doctor: Then we won't be using Anthesia

What does this mean.
Whoa... and you heard the joke right? It makes no sense! If he had said that he DIDN'T have insurance and the doc said he wouldn't be using anesthesia, then it would actually work. Because without insurance, the doc would have to cut corners on the costs and avoid the anesthetic. ?????????

What show was this joke from?
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Whoa... and you heard the joke right? It makes no sense! If he had said that he DIDN'T have insurance and the doc said he wouldn't be using anesthesia, then it would actually work. Because without insurance, the doc would have to cut corners on the costs and avoid the anesthetic. ?????????

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It was Married With Children
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