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onefortheroad · 08-07-2003, 03:51 PM

What are some movies that you've seen that were really dumb or boring, or movies that you hated?

onefortheroad · 08-07-2003, 03:52 PM

here's a few that i think sucked:
Lawn Dogs
Billy Elliot
Slumber Party Massacre 2

Rhiannon · 08-07-2003, 05:40 PM

Saving Silverman

Mr. Television · 08-07-2003, 05:45 PM

Hudson Hawk although it was so bad it was funny.

I Dream of Jeannie · 08-07-2003, 06:34 PM

Mission to Mars

DianeChambers87 · 08-07-2003, 06:42 PM

Pootie tang
any friday or friday after next movie
undercover brother
Jason series
Legally Blonde 2 (they shouldn't have made a sequel)
Saving Silverman
The new guy
...ok I'm gonna save myself some time most of the so-called "teenage movies" or aimed at teenagers movies made between '96 and now.

Oh yea and the lizzie Mcguire movie....although I must confess that i haven't seen it...but I hate the show with a passion and from the trailors I saw it doesn't look promising.

JDS84 · 08-07-2003, 08:07 PM

Signs

BrandonS · 08-07-2003, 08:33 PM

"Plan 9 From Outer Space."

You know how they sometimes say that a movie is so bad that it's good? Well, this surpasses that so that all you can say is that it's bad, bad, bad. There is nothing remotely good about watching this movie.

Lizzie McGuire · 08-07-2003, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by DianeChambers87
Pootie tang
any friday or friday after next movie
undercover brother
Jason series
Legally Blonde 2 (they shouldn't have made a sequel)
Saving Silverman
The new guy
...ok I'm gonna save myself some time most of the so-called "teenage movies" or aimed at teenagers movies made between '96 and now.

Oh yea and the lizzie Mcguire movie....although I must confess that i haven't seen it...but I hate the show with a passion and from the trailors I saw it doesn't look promising.

the Lizzie McGuire movie were very good movie and i to love the show and i don't what you think or it were i like it were it want to number 2 it were a very good movie ha.

Lady T · 08-07-2003, 10:27 PM

Eyes Wide Shut, this movie was absolutely HORRIBLE!!! even though I love Nicole Kidman

dandelion wine · 08-07-2003, 11:07 PM

Glitter ranks right up there!

Brian · 08-07-2003, 11:20 PM

I think the worst movie I have ever seen is "Tarzan, the Ape Man." It's the one with Bo Derek in it. That movie was cheesy, boring, lacking in action, and an excuse for Bo to get naked. As Leonard Maltin puts it, "If you really want to see Derek unclothed, buy a pinup calendar."
The second worst movie I have ever seen is Irwin Allen's "The Swarm." Allen got way in over his head. The film just didn't have any sting like earlier disaster films. To me it's the worst movie with the greatest cast. Michael Caine, Richard Widmark, Katharine Ross (The Graduate), Richard Chamberlain (Dr. Kildare), Olivia De Havilland (Gone With the Wind), Ben Johnson (The Last Picture Show), Patty Duke Astin (The Patty Duke Show), Slim Pickens, Bradford Dillman, Fred MacMurray (My Three Sons, Double Indemnity), and Henry Fonda (12 Angry Men) round out the cast of a tired old rehash of a disaster film.

Brian · 08-07-2003, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by BrandonS
"Plan 9 From Outer Space."

You know how they sometimes say that a movie is so bad that it's good? Well, this surpasses that so that all you can say is that it's bad, bad, bad. There is nothing remotely good about watching this movie.

That reminds me. Some of the worst movies in the world are on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Here are the worst of the worst:

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu (This was so bad, it got to Joel and the 'Bots)
421 - Monster a Go-Go (No continuity and no sense. Basically a film about nothing.)
424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate (Arguably the worst movie ever seen on MST3K.)
515 - Wild Wild World of Batwoman (No scrap of plot to be seen. Just mainly women dancing.)
606 - The Creeping Terror (This is a pathetic excuse for a film. Basically an alien creature resembling a mix of a giant caterpillar and a Chinese dragon lands on Earth and start eating people. This creature is so incredibly slow and almost all of the people who encounter it just sit there and wait about a minute for it to eat them. Then they assist the creature by pushing themselves into the creatures mouth/hole/opening. Most of the film is narrated because the sound recording equipment was accidentally knocked into a lake and there was not enough money in the budget to replace it.)
621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats (Right up there as one of the worst films ever made. This film is completely narrated as the entire soundtrack was accidentally erased during postproduction. The narration is just tacky. Coleman Francis, the director, is the narrator and makes it seem like he is just throwing words in there at random. One strange line in particular is, "Flag on the Moon. How did it get there?" Tor Johnson plays the beast and all he does is strangle women. He becomes the beast after being caught up in the detonation of an atomic bomb.)

starsprite · 08-08-2003, 01:56 AM

Final Stab
Jeepers Creepers
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NORM · 08-08-2003, 03:21 AM

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Signs

OMG thank you! That movie was friggen awful. It was so borring. I know some people that say it was the best movie they have ever seen. Was it also your first?! lol. Here are some bad ones:

Any movie with Vin Diesel is automatic CRAP!
Jason X
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Next Generation
The Animal

Thats just a few.

08-07-2003, 03:51 PM	#1
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08-07-2003, 03:52 PM	#2
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BrandonS Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 8,824	"Plan 9 From Outer Space." You know how they sometimes say that a movie is so bad that it's good? Well, this surpasses that so that all you can say is that it's bad, bad, bad. There is nothing remotely good about watching this movie.

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08-07-2003, 11:20 PM	#12
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	I think the worst movie I have ever seen is "Tarzan, the Ape Man." It's the one with Bo Derek in it. That movie was cheesy, boring, lacking in action, and an excuse for Bo to get naked. As Leonard Maltin puts it, "If you really want to see Derek unclothed, buy a pinup calendar." The second worst movie I have ever seen is Irwin Allen's "The Swarm." Allen got way in over his head. The film just didn't have any sting like earlier disaster films. To me it's the worst movie with the greatest cast. Michael Caine, Richard Widmark, Katharine Ross (The Graduate), Richard Chamberlain (Dr. Kildare), Olivia De Havilland (Gone With the Wind), Ben Johnson (The Last Picture Show), Patty Duke Astin (The Patty Duke Show), Slim Pickens, Bradford Dillman, Fred MacMurray (My Three Sons, Double Indemnity), and Henry Fonda (12 Angry Men) round out the cast of a tired old rehash of a disaster film.

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