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Chad22 · 08-06-2003, 12:35 AM

*TF And Jack are sitting in the Apartment When Chad walks in*

Chad: Fellas, I Got us a job.

TF: I Dont want a job

Chad: You keep quiet Knucklehead, We cant live off Welfare forever...We need to bring some real money into this place. Jack here wants a job dont ya Jack?

Jack: I Dunno

*Chad hits Jack in head*

Chad: Now do you want a job?

Jack: Soitenly.

TF: Cant we just rob a bank instead?

*Chad thinks a minute before hitting TF*

Chad: Are you Crazy? With you 2 Knuckleheads along we'd get caught in a minute.

TF: Hey Im not a Knucklehead

*Chad Punches TF*

Chad: Now Ya Are.

*Jack Laughs*

Chad: Oh a wise guy eh?

*Chad pokes Jack in nose*

Jack: What was that for?

Chad: For bein stupid. Be stupid again and ill slug ya

TF: Hey you cant Slug him!

Chad: Ok ill Slug you

*Chad Slugs TF*

Chad: Now we're gonna get this job and thats all their is too it.

TF: Where we workin anyway?

Chad: Waiters At Shiavone's Pizza.

Jack: Shiavones Pizza? HOT DOG!

*Chad hits Jack*

Chad: Not Hot Dogs Stupid, Pizza. Now lets get going we start in 10 Minutes.

TF: Im not going

Chad: Oh Yes you are!

TF: Oh No Im Not!

*Chad grabs TF By ear as they all walk out. Later at Shiavone's TF Is waiting on a table.*

TF: What do ya want?

Man: Well Ill have a Large Sausage Pizza

TF: I Didnt really wanna work here ya know

Man: Oh...Is that so?.

TF: I Was forced into it by that man Chad Doody

*Chad grabs TF By shirt and walks off with him*

Chad: What are ya tryin to do get us fired?

TF: Yes!

Chad: Oh i See...Well let me tell you buddy, If you get us fired from one more job you can go find your OWN Apartment.

TF: But Chad i cant afford that.

Chad: Thats right, So if your smart youll do your job and youll do it right.

*Chad Looks over and sees Jack accidently spill pizza on floor and runs over*

Chad: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

Jack: I Dunno...

*Chad hits Jack*

Jack: What was that for?

Chad: For bein stupid! Clean this up before the boss sees.

*Jack walks over and grabs mop and begins Mopping Floor. Jack than finishes and walks off. TF Is walking by with a tray of pizzas and slips on the wet floor causing him to fall on the floor and the pizzas to come down on him.*

Chad: Jack you idiot, You forgot to put up the Wet Floor sign!

Jack: Oops

Chad: Ill show ya oops

*Chad picks up piece of Pizza off from TF And throws it at Jack, But Jack ducks and it lands on a customer. Chad's jaw drops*

Jack: HA, YOU MISSED ME!

*Jack runs around in circles*

Jack: WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO

*Chad gets mad look and throws anouther Pizza, This time hitting Jack straight in his face...Only Jack falls over onto lap of Wman*

Woman; WELL I NEVER...

Jack: Ditto...

*Woman Tosses Jack off as TF Begins laughing*

Chad: Oh ya think its funny eh?

*Chad picks TF Up off the floor and throws him into anouther waiter. The waiter falls over and the Pizza in his tray goes flying over and hits Chad in face*

Jack: Uh Oh...

*TF Looks shocked*

Chad: Ohhhh You two are gonna get it for this.

*Jack runs over and hides behind TF and they both shiver as Chad rolls up his sleeves. Chad grabs a big pizza and throws it at TF, But TF Ducks and it hits Jack in the face. Chad than picks up anouther Pizza and goes to thro it at TF But TF Once again ducks and it hits the person coming in the door....The BOSS!

Boss: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

*Chad, TF And Jack look shocked*

Chad: Sir i can explain...

Boss: Explain it in the unemployment Line. YOUR FIRED!

*Boss walks off*

TF: Well at least now we can get our welfare back!

*Chad Smacks TF Across face*

THE END

Elvis Fonzie Dean · 08-06-2003, 12:51 AM

Cactus Jack · 08-06-2003, 08:43 AM

Thats HILARIOUS, Chad

Stormtracker TF · 08-06-2003, 06:50 PM

Thats great

Moonlight Lady · 08-06-2003, 08:22 PM

I love it!

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08-06-2003, 12:35 AM	#1
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,661	The NEW 3 Stooges TF And Jack are sitting in the Apartment When Chad walks in Chad: Fellas, I Got us a job. TF: I Dont want a job Chad: You keep quiet Knucklehead, We cant live off Welfare forever...We need to bring some real money into this place. Jack here wants a job dont ya Jack? Jack: I Dunno Chad hits Jack in head Chad: Now do you want a job? Jack: Soitenly. TF: Cant we just rob a bank instead? Chad thinks a minute before hitting TF Chad: Are you Crazy? With you 2 Knuckleheads along we'd get caught in a minute. TF: Hey Im not a Knucklehead Chad Punches TF Chad: Now Ya Are. Jack Laughs Chad: Oh a wise guy eh? Chad pokes Jack in nose Jack: What was that for? Chad: For bein stupid. Be stupid again and ill slug ya TF: Hey you cant Slug him! Chad: Ok ill Slug you Chad Slugs TF Chad: Now we're gonna get this job and thats all their is too it. TF: Where we workin anyway? Chad: Waiters At Shiavone's Pizza. Jack: Shiavones Pizza? HOT DOG! Chad hits Jack Chad: Not Hot Dogs Stupid, Pizza. Now lets get going we start in 10 Minutes. TF: Im not going Chad: Oh Yes you are! TF: Oh No Im Not! Chad grabs TF By ear as they all walk out. Later at Shiavone's TF Is waiting on a table. TF: What do ya want? Man: Well Ill have a Large Sausage Pizza TF: I Didnt really wanna work here ya know Man: Oh...Is that so?. TF: I Was forced into it by that man Chad Doody Chad grabs TF By shirt and walks off with him Chad: What are ya tryin to do get us fired? TF: Yes! Chad: Oh i See...Well let me tell you buddy, If you get us fired from one more job you can go find your OWN Apartment. TF: But Chad i cant afford that. Chad: Thats right, So if your smart youll do your job and youll do it right. Chad Looks over and sees Jack accidently spill pizza on floor and runs over Chad: WHAT HAPPENED HERE? Jack: I Dunno... Chad hits Jack Jack: What was that for? Chad: For bein stupid! Clean this up before the boss sees. Jack walks over and grabs mop and begins Mopping Floor. Jack than finishes and walks off. TF Is walking by with a tray of pizzas and slips on the wet floor causing him to fall on the floor and the pizzas to come down on him. Chad: Jack you idiot, You forgot to put up the Wet Floor sign! Jack: Oops Chad: Ill show ya oops Chad picks up piece of Pizza off from TF And throws it at Jack, But Jack ducks and it lands on a customer. Chad's jaw drops Jack: HA, YOU MISSED ME! Jack runs around in circles Jack: WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO Chad gets mad look and throws anouther Pizza, This time hitting Jack straight in his face...Only Jack falls over onto lap of Wman Woman; WELL I NEVER... Jack: Ditto... Woman Tosses Jack off as TF Begins laughing Chad: Oh ya think its funny eh? Chad picks TF Up off the floor and throws him into anouther waiter. The waiter falls over and the Pizza in his tray goes flying over and hits Chad in face Jack: Uh Oh... TF Looks shocked Chad: Ohhhh You two are gonna get it for this. Jack runs over and hides behind TF and they both shiver as Chad rolls up his sleeves. Chad grabs a big pizza and throws it at TF, But TF Ducks and it hits Jack in the face. Chad than picks up anouther Pizza and goes to thro it at TF But TF Once again ducks and it hits the person coming in the door....The BOSS! Boss: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? Chad, TF And Jack look shocked* Chad: Sir i can explain... Boss: Explain it in the unemployment Line. YOUR FIRED! Boss walks off TF: Well at least now we can get our welfare back! Chad Smacks TF Across face THE END

08-06-2003, 12:51 AM	#2
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08-06-2003, 08:43 AM	#3
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08-06-2003, 06:50 PM	#4
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