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Coop-man · 08-05-2003, 06:13 PM

Hi, my name is Chris and I am new to the board, but I read you guys all the time and you rule.

Anyhow, I love Cheers and my fav line ever comes from "One For The Road."

Sam is watching super model Kim Alexis on T.V without knowing Diane is on...

Sam-"Oh lord, that Kim Alexis is hot"

Fraiser-(very bitter tone)-"Look to the right"

LOL, I piss every time I see that. Fraiser rules.

DianeChambers87 · 08-05-2003, 06:26 PM

I love that line!!!!

Welcome to the boards Chris!!! I'm Maria...but I guess you already know that if you read our post! lol.

I love the part when they announce Diane Chambers on the television and Frasier sticks his head out...lol

wow the funniest Cheers line.....I have no idea...lol

onefortheroad · 08-05-2003, 06:32 PM

Welcome to the boards Chris, I'm Marc

Brian Damage · 08-05-2003, 08:01 PM

Hi, I'm Brian

onefortheroad · 08-05-2003, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
wow the funniest Cheers line.....I have no idea...lol

lol i have no idea either, thats a hard question. well, actually i think the line that made me laugh the hardest was in the episode Loverboyd when woody was hiding in kelly's closet and mr. gaines called kelly his little toe- headed butter ball, and after he left woody came out crying and said "i can't take away his little butter- headed toe ball!"

Brian Damage · 08-05-2003, 08:06 PM

Frasier Crane: Cliff, what is the color of the sky in your world?

DianeChambers87 · 08-05-2003, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by Brian Damage
Frasier Crane: Cliff, what is the color of the sky in your world?

omg i love that one!!

onefortheroad · 08-05-2003, 08:08 PM

there's so many more funny ones, i can't choose my absolute favorite though

wizard12 · 08-05-2003, 08:11 PM

Hey, I'm Kyle.

Frasier: A night with me would be....jolly good fun!

DianeChambers87 · 08-05-2003, 08:11 PM

The line from "I'll be seeing you part 2", and the situation was actually kind of sad...but Shelley when delivering this line had to stop half way through it because the audience was laughing so hard that you couldn't almost hear her.

(Sam and Diane have each other by the noses)

Diane:This is it! We have sunk as low as a human being can sink!

onefortheroad · 08-05-2003, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
The line from "I'll be seeing you part 2", and the situation was actually kind of sad...but Shelley when delivering this line had to stop half way through it because the audience was laughing so hard that you couldn't almost hear her.

(Sam and Diane have each other by the noses)

Diane:This is it! We have sunk as low as a human being can sink!

lol i love that scene

CarJackSnyder · 08-05-2003, 09:12 PM

haye im torie.

[QUOTE]The line from "I'll be seeing you part 2", and the situation was actually kind of sad...but Shelley when delivering this line had to stop half way through it because the audience was laughing so hard that you couldn't almost hear her. (Sam and Diane have each other by the noses)Diane:This is it! We have sunk as low as a human being can sink![QUOTE]

that scene is sooooo funny

!!!!

DianeChambers87 · 08-05-2003, 09:23 PM

In Everyone imitates art I literally laughed for like 5 minutes when Sam goes "You wanna make out?" that look she gives him is so funny! lol

onefortheroad · 08-05-2003, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
In Everyone imitates art I literally laughed for like 5 minutes when Sam goes "You wanna make out?" that look she gives him is so funny! lol

lol i did too

CheersChild4life · 08-05-2003, 09:33 PM

Hey I'm Jessica

From Severe Crane Damage

Frasier: I am running with scissors

I could not stop laughing

when Lilith comes back from the eco-pod and she's at cheers lookin for a place to sleep

Carla- I have an attic you can hang upside dpwn in

08-05-2003, 06:13 PM	#1
Coop-man Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 05, 2003 Location: PA Posts: 6	Funniest Cheers line EVER.... Hi, my name is Chris and I am new to the board, but I read you guys all the time and you rule. Anyhow, I love Cheers and my fav line ever comes from "One For The Road." Sam is watching super model Kim Alexis on T.V without knowing Diane is on... Sam-"Oh lord, that Kim Alexis is hot" Fraiser-(very bitter tone)-"Look to the right" LOL, I piss every time I see that. Fraiser rules.
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08-05-2003, 06:26 PM	#2
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	I love that line!!!! Welcome to the boards Chris!!! I'm Maria...but I guess you already know that if you read our post! lol. I love the part when they announce Diane Chambers on the television and Frasier sticks his head out...lol wow the funniest Cheers line.....I have no idea...lol
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08-05-2003, 06:32 PM	#3
onefortheroad #1 Cheers Fanatic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 14, 2003 Location: Boston, waiting for Cheers Season 2 to come out on DVD Posts: 2,359	Welcome to the boards Chris, I'm Marc
	__________________ Where Everybody Knows Your Name KRAMER: Oh. So, did you make it through the night? JERRY: Yes, I'm proud to say I did! KRAMER: So, you're still master of your domain. JERRY: Yes. Yes I am. Master of my domain. But I will tell you this: I am going over to (Gestures to the nudist) her apartment, and I'm tellin' her to put those shades down! KRAMER: Woah, woah, woah. What-what did you just say? JERRY: I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I' here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give!

08-05-2003, 08:01 PM	#4
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08-05-2003, 08:06 PM	#6
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Frasier Crane: Cliff, what is the color of the sky in your world?

08-05-2003, 08:08 PM	#8
onefortheroad #1 Cheers Fanatic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 14, 2003 Location: Boston, waiting for Cheers Season 2 to come out on DVD Posts: 2,359	there's so many more funny ones, i can't choose my absolute favorite though

08-05-2003, 08:11 PM	#9
wizard12 Get in your home! Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 11, 2003 Location: Where else? Posts: 866	Hey, I'm Kyle. Frasier: A night with me would be....jolly good fun!

08-05-2003, 09:12 PM	#12
CarJackSnyder Maura West & Michael Park<3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 05, 2003 Location: Milltown; Oakdale- where everybody knows your name. Posts: 6,971	haye im torie. [QUOTE]The line from "I'll be seeing you part 2", and the situation was actually kind of sad...but Shelley when delivering this line had to stop half way through it because the audience was laughing so hard that you couldn't almost hear her. (Sam and Diane have each other by the noses)Diane:This is it! We have sunk as low as a human being can sink![QUOTE] that scene is sooooo funny !!!!

08-05-2003, 09:23 PM	#13
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	In Everyone imitates art I literally laughed for like 5 minutes when Sam goes "You wanna make out?" that look she gives him is so funny! lol

08-05-2003, 09:33 PM	#15
CheersChild4life Absolutely Fabulous Senior Member Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Somwhere Fabulous Posts: 2,814	Hey I'm Jessica From Severe Crane Damage Frasier: I am running with scissors I could not stop laughing when Lilith comes back from the eco-pod and she's at cheers lookin for a place to sleep Carla- I have an attic you can hang upside dpwn in