Things you would NEVER hear them say! - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Chocoholic · 08-05-2003, 02:10 PM

I saw this at some other boards, and I'm stealing the idea and there's nothing they can do about it so NYAH. NYAH, NYAH!!!!

Joe; "The house is a mess and my shoes in the closet are touching, but I'm OK with that."

Brian: "I can't go out and party tonight, ladies. There's still work to be done here at Sandpiper."

Helen: "Oh, Antonio, I love you! How come we never stayed married? How could you let me marry Joe?"

Antonio: "Hey guys, meet my hot new girlfriend! She's perfectly normal."

Roy: "Lowell, I need your advice..."

What other things will we NEVER hear them say?

pilotguy · 08-05-2003, 08:27 PM

I have one more:

Lowell: "I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. I COULD try to solve your problem with some of my famous little-known trivia facts, but it's really none of my business, so I'll just walk away and not say a word!"

phoebe7165 · 08-06-2003, 01:41 AM

Joe:I think I'll leave my shirt untucked today.

Helen:Roy, I've always secretly had the hots for you, and I've leaving Joe for you.

Roy:Brian
Roy:Antonio
I don't think I've ever heard Roy call Brian & Antonio by their first names. I've heard him say Joe in the Ann-Margret episode, and I've heard him say Fay & Helen, as in Damn it, Helen(I forget what episode that was). And of course, he says Lowell. But I've always heard him call them Hackett & Scarpacci.

08-05-2003, 02:10 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Things you would NEVER hear them say! I saw this at some other boards, and I'm stealing the idea and there's nothing they can do about it so NYAH. NYAH, NYAH!!!! Joe; "The house is a mess and my shoes in the closet are touching, but I'm OK with that." Brian: "I can't go out and party tonight, ladies. There's still work to be done here at Sandpiper." Helen: "Oh, Antonio, I love you! How come we never stayed married? How could you let me marry Joe?" Antonio: "Hey guys, meet my hot new girlfriend! She's perfectly normal." Roy: "Lowell, I need your advice..." What other things will we NEVER hear them say?

08-06-2003, 01:41 AM	#3
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	Joe:I think I'll leave my shirt untucked today. Helen:Roy, I've always secretly had the hots for you, and I've leaving Joe for you. Roy:Brian Roy:Antonio I don't think I've ever heard Roy call Brian & Antonio by their first names. I've heard him say Joe in the Ann-Margret episode, and I've heard him say Fay & Helen, as in Damn it, Helen(I forget what episode that was). And of course, he says Lowell. But I've always heard him call them Hackett & Scarpacci.
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08-05-2003, 08:27 PM	#2
pilotguy Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 1,305	I have one more: Lowell: "I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. I COULD try to solve your problem with some of my famous little-known trivia facts, but it's really none of my business, so I'll just walk away and not say a word!"