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08-02-2003, 04:18 AM
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Funny Newspaper Headlines
ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
* Include Your Children When Baking Cookies * Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case * Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over * Eye Drops Off Shelf * Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax * Cold wave linked to temperatures * Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter * Glass eye no help in identifying corpse * Doctor testifies in horse suit * Milk drinkers are turning to powder * Squad helps dog bite victim * Dealers will hear car talk at noon * Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests * Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors |
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08-02-2003, 08:35 AM
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Funny news
  Does Jay Leno still do those funny news clips on the Tonight Show? |
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08-02-2003, 10:56 AM
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Re: Funny news
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 that was so funny.
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08-02-2003, 11:52 AM
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Where'd you find this list? Are there any more that you didn't post?
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08-02-2003, 05:16 PM
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I've never actually spotted a funny headline in my local paper- but there are at least 100 typos everyweek- some just laughable. I really think I should have a shot at editing the paper, but I don't even think there is such a post as 'editor' at the newspaper.
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08-02-2003, 05:23 PM
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Here are one from the Sports section of the San Diego Union Tribune a few years back.
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0h No! (This was about the Charger's continuing losing streak in a season in which they started out with a big losing streak in a 1-15 season) |
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08-02-2003, 07:38 PM
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Re: Funny Newspaper Headlines
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In sixth grade, we were told to make up stories using those headlines. You can't begin to believe what I came up with.
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08-28-2025, 06:34 AM
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