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teddybare · 08-01-2003, 02:20 PM

I would have to say these made me laugh the most: Card Sharps Fred is hilarious trying to keep lamont from playing cards

Tv Adict- I laughed myself silly at that one especially after Fred was under hypnosis and thinking about tv

AtlantaBravesFan29 · 08-01-2003, 06:39 PM

Superflyer--Fred disrupts the whole airplane with his antics.

Fred: Oh, I ain't gonna make it!!!
(Passengers look around)
Fred: What's the matter with you people,haven't you seen anyone have a heart attack before???

Fred: Guess I won't be needing these chicken wings.
Lamont: Where did you get those???
Fred: I got these in case I got hungry on the trip,maybe the people in second class will want them.
Lamont: Please,Pop,no.
Fred: Does anybody in there want any chicken wings??? Chicken wings, you fool!!!

DarleneIllyria · 08-02-2003, 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by BravesFan712002
Superflyer--Fred disrupts the whole airplane with his antics.

Fred: Oh, I ain't gonna make it!!!
(Passengers look around)
Fred: What's the matter with you people,haven't you seen anyone have a heart attack before???

Fred: Guess I won't be needing these chicken wings.
Lamont: Where did you get those???
Fred: I got these in case I got hungry on the trip,maybe the people in second class will want them.
Lamont: Please,Pop,no.
Fred: Does anybody in there want any chicken wings??? Chicken wings, you fool!!!

I love that ep.

Lady T · 08-02-2003, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by teddybare
I would have to say these made me laugh the most: Card Sharps Fred is hilarious trying to keep lamont from playing cards

Tv Adict- I laughed myself silly at that one especially after Fred was under hypnosis and thinking about tv

I agree

Card Sharks is hilarious

marmaduke · 08-02-2003, 05:01 PM

There are a number of episodes I love. Of course, I like all of them, but some are just a bit better than others.

These (and I'll probably leave some out and maybe post them later), are some of my favorites: (Note: I don't have all of the acutual titles at my disposal right now, but I think you'll know which ones I'm talking about)

The Pilot Episode
65 Today
Super Flyer
This House is Not a Pool Room (I think that's the title)
Whiplash
Pawning the Gun
X-Rated
Card Sharps (A.K.A. in my house as "Rooster and Hucklebuck")~~ Ya know when Fred asks: "I know what a Rooster does, but what does a Hucklebuck do?" That's just plain hilarious.
Piano Movers
The one when Fred Retirns from St. Louis (I think it's called Surprise Party) is my favorite of all, though. When he and Esther go at it, it's just classic.

Those are my choices for now. I'm sure I'll think of others.

onefortheroad · 08-03-2003, 12:23 AM

i love the one where they go camping up in the mountians and the one where esther hit fred and he was writing out his will, can anyone tell me the names of those?

glenny · 08-03-2003, 06:14 AM

I think that episode is very funny!

EdBrownJr · 08-03-2003, 04:26 PM

all of them to me......

but ones that stick out in my mind are

the great sanford siege
by the numbers
a pad for lamont
tv or not tv
the card sharks
have gun will sell
the puerto ricans are coming
the shootout
rated x

& many more

*PinkLady* · 08-03-2003, 07:13 PM

Any one from the first 3 seasons (a lot of eps in the later seasons were funny, but not as many.)

sylvia · 08-04-2003, 11:47 AM

I love the episode "A Guest in the Yard"
too (tvland always edits part of it grr)
Gus "I will never contribute to NAACP"
Fred (to Gus) "And I will never contribute to the KKK!!"

Other favs
Happy Birthday Pop
the camping trip
X Rated movie
Wheel and Deal (Grady in a dress!!)
the hawaiian connection parts 1 and 2
The Piano Movers
The Card Sharps

sylvia

teddybare · 08-04-2003, 12:56 PM

I hate to disagree with ya bout one of your favs Sylvia but I never liked the Hawaiian connection and never understood why it was a three parter it just wasnt that funny and I have another Sanford and Son addict who agreed with me but your other choices were top notch.

jekouptown · 08-05-2003, 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by teddybare
I hate to disagree with ya bout one of your favs Sylvia but I never liked the Hawaiian connection and never understood why it was a three parter it just wasnt that funny and I have another Sanford and Son addict who agreed with me but your other choices were top notch.

HOW CAN YOU DISAGREE WITH SOMEONE ELSES FAVORITE.?
IF ITS NOT YOUR FAVORITE..SO BE IT.

jekouptown · 08-05-2003, 09:36 AM

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Originally posted by onefortheroad
i love the one where they go camping up in the mountians and the one where esther hit fred and he was writing out his will, can anyone tell me the names of those?

1. THE WILL
2. CAMPING TRIP

sylvia · 08-05-2003, 10:28 AM

Hi
I understand your opinion, I guess I liked seeing fred in the hawaiian setting in those goofy clothes LOL.

another fav
Superflyer (havent caught that one in a long while)

sylvia

Junkoligist · 08-05-2003, 11:30 AM

My Favs

The Piano movers (ahhh ahhh ah not on the chair)
Aguest in the yard
This house is not a poolroom (Skillet will you get your belly off the table)
Coffins for sale (why don't you make two killings and get rid of both of them)
Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle
The merger

08-01-2003, 02:20 PM	#1
teddybare Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 13, 2003 Location: Martinsville Virginia Posts: 744	Funniest Sanford and Son Episodes I would have to say these made me laugh the most: Card Sharps Fred is hilarious trying to keep lamont from playing cards Tv Adict- I laughed myself silly at that one especially after Fred was under hypnosis and thinking about tv
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08-03-2003, 12:23 AM	#6
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08-03-2003, 06:14 AM	#7
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	A Guest in the Yard I think that episode is very funny!

08-04-2003, 11:47 AM	#10
sylvia Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 29, 2003 Posts: 29	To Glenny I love the episode "A Guest in the Yard" too (tvland always edits part of it grr) Gus "I will never contribute to NAACP" Fred (to Gus) "And I will never contribute to the KKK!!" Other favs Happy Birthday Pop the camping trip X Rated movie Wheel and Deal (Grady in a dress!!) the hawaiian connection parts 1 and 2 The Piano Movers The Card Sharps sylvia

08-05-2003, 10:28 AM	#14
sylvia Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 29, 2003 Posts: 29	to teddybare Hi I understand your opinion, I guess I liked seeing fred in the hawaiian setting in those goofy clothes LOL. another fav Superflyer (havent caught that one in a long while) sylvia

08-01-2003, 06:39 PM	#2
AtlantaBravesFan29 Atlanta Braves Fan Senior Member Join Date: Aug 13, 2002 Location: Pleasanton,TX--40 Miles South Of San Antonio Posts: 1,859	Superflyer--Fred disrupts the whole airplane with his antics. Fred: Oh, I ain't gonna make it!!! (Passengers look around) Fred: What's the matter with you people,haven't you seen anyone have a heart attack before??? Fred: Guess I won't be needing these chicken wings. Lamont: Where did you get those??? Fred: I got these in case I got hungry on the trip,maybe the people in second class will want them. Lamont: Please,Pop,no. Fred: Does anybody in there want any chicken wings??? Chicken wings, you fool!!!

08-02-2003, 05:01 PM	#5
marmaduke Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 02, 2003 Location: midwest Posts: 8	There are a number of episodes I love. Of course, I like all of them, but some are just a bit better than others. These (and I'll probably leave some out and maybe post them later), are some of my favorites: (Note: I don't have all of the acutual titles at my disposal right now, but I think you'll know which ones I'm talking about) The Pilot Episode 65 Today Super Flyer This House is Not a Pool Room (I think that's the title) Whiplash Pawning the Gun X-Rated Card Sharps (A.K.A. in my house as "Rooster and Hucklebuck")~~ Ya know when Fred asks: "I know what a Rooster does, but what does a Hucklebuck do?" That's just plain hilarious. Piano Movers The one when Fred Retirns from St. Louis (I think it's called Surprise Party) is my favorite of all, though. When he and Esther go at it, it's just classic. Those are my choices for now. I'm sure I'll think of others.

08-03-2003, 04:26 PM	#8
EdBrownJr Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 08, 2001 Location: Jersey City, NJ Posts: 1,247	all of them to me...... but ones that stick out in my mind are the great sanford siege by the numbers a pad for lamont tv or not tv the card sharks have gun will sell the puerto ricans are coming the shootout rated x & many more

08-03-2003, 07:13 PM	#9
PinkLady Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 04, 2002 Posts: 7,457	Any one from the first 3 seasons (a lot of eps in the later seasons were funny, but not as many.)

08-04-2003, 12:56 PM	#11
teddybare Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 13, 2003 Location: Martinsville Virginia Posts: 744	I hate to disagree with ya bout one of your favs Sylvia but I never liked the Hawaiian connection and never understood why it was a three parter it just wasnt that funny and I have another Sanford and Son addict who agreed with me but your other choices were top notch.