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db108108 · 07-30-2003, 11:13 PM

Everybody has a favorite episode, but picking a favorite (or funniest) scene is harder. What are your favorites?

Two off the top of my head:

The pot smoking scene in the bathroom was drop dead hilarious. the funniest part was when DJ came to the door and Roseanne screamed, really fast "Whatd'yawantDJ?" And Jackie in the bathtub- one of the funniest things I have ever seen on tv.

In "Rear Window," when Roseanne ripd open her blouse and says "Yeah... what colour are my eyes?"

My favorite scene emotional wise was when Roseanne read the speech to her dad at the funeral. That remains my favorite episode of the entire series as it showcased just how incredibly strong Roseanne and Laurie Metcalfe were as actresses.

Tyler77 · 07-31-2003, 10:31 PM

My fave is the one where Roseanne, Jackie, and Nancy go to the self defense class, and as they walk in, the see the student pounding away on the "attacker" actor, and Nancy says, "Oh, didn't this place used to be Taters, Taters, Taters?"

And when Roseanne played Santa at Bardwells and Jackie was Mrs. Claus, before all the kids could sit on Roseanne's lap, Jackie starts acting like a drill seargeant and hollers, "Any infraction will cause the denial of your lollipop!"

db108108 · 07-31-2003, 11:48 PM

Remember, posession of cane is a priviledge, not a right.

I also love Jackie's face as the kid got a hold of the camera and she's yelling at him.

Crimson and Clover · 08-01-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Adam1982
But, the one, the best scene of the entire show was when they won the lottery and Roseanne jumps on Dan's back in just her bra, and then Jackie starts doing some weird train-like dance around the room...THAT was the best one ever!

That scene was my fave. That was just hilarious.

DuhDuh539 · 01-17-2004, 11:37 PM

Thanksgiving, in season 7.....the last scene where Mark asks David to sew up a tear in the back of his black pants, and when he turns around, his whole ass was showing!! LOL

sniffmagikmarkrs · 01-19-2004, 12:13 AM

i love the santa one too when the camera keeps flashing pics of jackie's face....that was genious

also i like the one where she ripped open her shirt and asked what color her eyes were, that was truly priceless

I really like the scene in brain dead poet's society when darlene read her poem, it was so beautiful i started tearing up

hmm another good scene is the one where jackie tries to beat up dan(i think) i haven't seen that one in a while but i'm pretty sure jackie tried to beat him up...it was funny

Heather987 · 01-21-2004, 05:16 AM

My favorite scene is when David was talking to Jimmy and Darlene walks in Jimmy thinks that David is Craig and he is gay

I also like the scene when Darlene tells Roseanne she wants to stay home (this is after they brought her baby home)

I like the one when David is caught sneaking into Darlenes Room when he is staying at Jackies and Dan finds that out

The last one I can think of is the one when Roseanne went to her moms house and Jackie was helping to take care of the kids and Jackie and Dan are talking and it almost looks like they are going to kiss when the phone rings and Dan tells Roseanne to hold on and finally answers Jackie question if he remembers the first time they met, I thought that was sweet

BlackKitty87 · 01-22-2004, 01:00 PM

My fave scene would probably be where they are smoking up in the bathroom and Roseanne has the munchies and says something like "This is how I gained all of this weight..." lol

The scene where Jackie has Darlene over. Jackie is drunk and just acts like a nut. Laurie did a great job in this!

A scene from "Sweet Dreams." They are in the courtroom and bring a little musical theatre into it.

macfan64 · 03-19-2004, 11:32 PM

By far the funniest scene from Roseanne is the bathroom scene in the pot smokin episode! Birds, Birds! I also like the scene when Becky and Darlene are cleaning up DJs room so Jackie can stay there after she gets injured on the job and they find the box of doll heads. Barbie, GI Joe....oh Cher!! to funny!

Iloveroseanne · 03-21-2004, 05:05 AM

Yep the pot smoking episode was hilarious.

My other 2 faves were when Arnie returns to try and get Nancy back and when he asks what's new, Roseanne replies:

"Well Arnie, Nancy is a lesbian and we've got a new Lenscrafters."

The other episode was where Bev brings her new boyfriend Jake to the diner and Roseanne drops something on the floor and asks Jake to pick it up so they could look at his butt.lol.

Nanny Fine · 03-21-2004, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by sniffmagikmarkrs

hmm another good scene is the one where jackie tries to beat up dan(i think) i haven't seen that one in a while but i'm pretty sure jackie tried to beat him up...it was funny

That's HOME EC. She jumps on his back, was hollering things like "If you are gonna black out tell me!" and Dan just goes about his normal business with Jackie hanging on his back acting like a maniac. Hilarious.

My favorite scene though is from Inherit the Wind when Becky is sitting on the couch and Darlene comes in, fluffs up the pillow, sits down and blows a huge raspberry on her hands.

Another one is when Darlene and David were in her room hurrying to get dressed thinking Dan and Roseanne were home. David said "I'm never doing this with my pants off again!"

dOMeStIC_ROseAnnE · 03-21-2004, 09:33 PM

The "What-do-you-want-DJ?!" from the episode where they got high! That was THE funniest thing that ever happened in that show. I laugh (out loud) every time I think about it.

Also I liked the "Who told you I played with my instrument in band?" comment from DJ when Darlene told him that she heard he was playing with his instrument (masturbating).

macfan64 · 03-21-2004, 09:44 PM

I totally agree with you! After she told Dan to maintain then she cant! Then she thinks she is a bad mother cause her organs are all full of pot! Great writing, great cast! A classic!

hughpuppies · 03-21-2004, 11:17 PM

Where Darlene Comes in from school and starts screaming you never guess what happened to Becky at school today. From what I heard she was on stage about to give her speech, and Darlene keeps going on and on and Roseanne and Dan get to the points, so Darlene says well as soon as she was about to give her speech she cut the cheese.

Then Roseanne says to Dan you go upstairs and talk to her and he says why me? She says well I figured you have experience in thsi area, Dan goes to go upstairs and comes runing back down laughing hystrically and says I can't do it I just can't do it.

cjmg85 · 03-22-2004, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by Iloveroseanne
"Well Arnie, Nancy is a lesbian and we've got a new Lenscrafters."

LOL!!! And then Dan says "Whoa, come again?"

Roseanne: "That's right Dan, glasses in under an hour!"

07-30-2003, 11:13 PM	#1
db108108 Teacher (for now) Senior Member Join Date: Mar 20, 2003 Location: 2 hours north of Detroit, 2 hours south of Toronto Posts: 1,023	Funniest/Favorite Scene Everybody has a favorite episode, but picking a favorite (or funniest) scene is harder. What are your favorites? Two off the top of my head: The pot smoking scene in the bathroom was drop dead hilarious. the funniest part was when DJ came to the door and Roseanne screamed, really fast "Whatd'yawantDJ?" And Jackie in the bathtub- one of the funniest things I have ever seen on tv. In "Rear Window," when Roseanne ripd open her blouse and says "Yeah... what colour are my eyes?" My favorite scene emotional wise was when Roseanne read the speech to her dad at the funeral. That remains my favorite episode of the entire series as it showcased just how incredibly strong Roseanne and Laurie Metcalfe were as actresses.

01-19-2004, 12:13 AM	#6
sniffmagikmarkrs meant to be Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 08, 2004 Location: Lanford, Illinois Posts: 131	lol i love the santa one too when the camera keeps flashing pics of jackie's face....that was genious also i like the one where she ripped open her shirt and asked what color her eyes were, that was truly priceless I really like the scene in brain dead poet's society when darlene read her poem, it was so beautiful i started tearing up hmm another good scene is the one where jackie tries to beat up dan(i think) i haven't seen that one in a while but i'm pretty sure jackie tried to beat him up...it was funny

01-22-2004, 01:00 PM	#8
BlackKitty87 Flowerchild Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 19, 2003 Location: PA Posts: 351	My fave scene would probably be where they are smoking up in the bathroom and Roseanne has the munchies and says something like "This is how I gained all of this weight..." lol The scene where Jackie has Darlene over. Jackie is drunk and just acts like a nut. Laurie did a great job in this! A scene from "Sweet Dreams." They are in the courtroom and bring a little musical theatre into it.
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03-19-2004, 11:32 PM	#9
macfan64 Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Mar 19, 2004 Location: Indiana Posts: 3	Favorite Scenes By far the funniest scene from Roseanne is the bathroom scene in the pot smokin episode! Birds, Birds! I also like the scene when Becky and Darlene are cleaning up DJs room so Jackie can stay there after she gets injured on the job and they find the box of doll heads. Barbie, GI Joe....oh Cher!! to funny!

03-21-2004, 05:05 AM	#10
Iloveroseanne Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 20, 2004 Location: Third and Delaware Posts: 43	Yep the pot smoking episode was hilarious. My other 2 faves were when Arnie returns to try and get Nancy back and when he asks what's new, Roseanne replies: "Well Arnie, Nancy is a lesbian and we've got a new Lenscrafters." The other episode was where Bev brings her new boyfriend Jake to the diner and Roseanne drops something on the floor and asks Jake to pick it up so they could look at his butt.lol.
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07-31-2003, 10:31 PM	#2
Tyler77 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 23, 2002 Location: North Brunswick, NJ Posts: 96	My fave is the one where Roseanne, Jackie, and Nancy go to the self defense class, and as they walk in, the see the student pounding away on the "attacker" actor, and Nancy says, "Oh, didn't this place used to be Taters, Taters, Taters?" And when Roseanne played Santa at Bardwells and Jackie was Mrs. Claus, before all the kids could sit on Roseanne's lap, Jackie starts acting like a drill seargeant and hollers, "Any infraction will cause the denial of your lollipop!"

07-31-2003, 11:48 PM	#3
db108108 Teacher (for now) Senior Member Join Date: Mar 20, 2003 Location: 2 hours north of Detroit, 2 hours south of Toronto Posts: 1,023	Remember, posession of cane is a priviledge, not a right. I also love Jackie's face as the kid got a hold of the camera and she's yelling at him.

01-17-2004, 11:37 PM	#5
DuhDuh539 IT IS OH SO QUIET... Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 17, 2004 Posts: 276	Thanksgiving, in season 7.....the last scene where Mark asks David to sew up a tear in the back of his black pants, and when he turns around, his whole ass was showing!! LOL

01-21-2004, 05:16 AM	#7
Heather987 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 13, 2004 Posts: 476	My favorite scene is when David was talking to Jimmy and Darlene walks in Jimmy thinks that David is Craig and he is gay I also like the scene when Darlene tells Roseanne she wants to stay home (this is after they brought her baby home) I like the one when David is caught sneaking into Darlenes Room when he is staying at Jackies and Dan finds that out The last one I can think of is the one when Roseanne went to her moms house and Jackie was helping to take care of the kids and Jackie and Dan are talking and it almost looks like they are going to kiss when the phone rings and Dan tells Roseanne to hold on and finally answers Jackie question if he remembers the first time they met, I thought that was sweet

03-21-2004, 09:33 PM	#12
dOMeStIC_ROseAnnE Roseanne Fan Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 20, 2004 Location: NE Posts: 56	The "What-do-you-want-DJ?!" from the episode where they got high! That was THE funniest thing that ever happened in that show. I laugh (out loud) every time I think about it. Also I liked the "Who told you I played with my instrument in band?" comment from DJ when Darlene told him that she heard he was playing with his instrument (masturbating).
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03-21-2004, 09:44 PM	#13
macfan64 Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Mar 19, 2004 Location: Indiana Posts: 3	Whatdoyouwantdj? I totally agree with you! After she told Dan to maintain then she cant! Then she thinks she is a bad mother cause her organs are all full of pot! Great writing, great cast! A classic!

03-21-2004, 11:17 PM	#14
hughpuppies Melanie Bernhardt Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 13, 2004 Location: wished I was with the lady in the above picture Posts: 705	Where Darlene Comes in from school and starts screaming you never guess what happened to Becky at school today. From what I heard she was on stage about to give her speech, and Darlene keeps going on and on and Roseanne and Dan get to the points, so Darlene says well as soon as she was about to give her speech she cut the cheese. Then Roseanne says to Dan you go upstairs and talk to her and he says why me? She says well I figured you have experience in thsi area, Dan goes to go upstairs and comes runing back down laughing hystrically and says I can't do it I just can't do it.