Favorite Quotes

[Central Perk]

What are your favorite Futurama Quotes?

Here are some of mine:

Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Doo, we've got a friendly warning for you. Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dasis, the secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis."
Grunka Lunka #1: "Asking questions in school is a great way to learn."
Grunka Lunka #2: "If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke."
Grunka Lunka #1: "We once found a dead guy face-down in the Slurm."
Grunka Lunka #2: "It could easily happen again to you folks."
Grunka Lunkas: "So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut, Grunka Lunka Lunka Dunkity Dutt."

Leela : "Hey, what's behind that door?"
Glurmo: "Nothing!"
Leela : "Is it the secret ingredient?"
Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient."
Bender: "Ok, ok. We get the point."
Leela: "I was just curious because of the armed guards."
Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards ..."
Bender: "Shut the hell up!"

Slurm Queen: "You'll be submerged in Royal Slurm, which in a matter of minutes will transform you into a Slurm Queen like myself!"
Glurmo Half: "But your Highness, she's a commoner. Her Slurm will taste foul."
Slurm Queen: "Yes. Which is why we'll market it as New Slurm. Then, when everyone hates it, we'll bring back Slurm Classic and make billions!"


Fry: "Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus." *laughs*
Leela: "I don't get it."
Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh. What's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you."
Fry: "Hehe, no, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here."


Fry: "Hey, I remember you. I was gonna vote for you one time. But voting isn't cool. So I stayed home alone and got trashed on listerine."
Gerald Ford: "Frankly, I've never felt voting to be all that essential to the process."
Richard Nixon: "No kidding, Ford."

[Czas na Zywiec]

Bender: "Yea well, I'll go make my own park. With blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the park!"

Leela: "Fry, sometimes in close quarters, people do inconsiderate things without realizing it."
Fry: "I know, but I forgive you."
Leela: "No, Fry...By "close quarters" I mean this office."
Fry: "Uh huh."
Leela: "And by "people" I mean you."
Fry: "Right."
Leela: "And by "inconsiderate" I mean..."
Fry: "Leela! We're trying to watch tv."
Bender: "Yeah, would you kindly shut your noisehole?"

Bender: "Not enough room? My place is two cubic meters, and we only take up 1.5 cubic meters. We've got room for a whole nother two thirds of a person!"

Bender: "Another classic science fiction show cancelled before its time! tsk tsk tsk" (Boy, is that ever true.)

Professor: "Start the ship, Leela! Let's just steal the damn radar dish, and get back to our own time."
Fry: "But, but, won't that change history?"
Professor: "Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!"

Gotta love the Professor.