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pilotguy · 07-27-2003, 10:32 AM

Something that I've noticed about these two....They LOVE to have sex in public places!

If they're alone in the privacy of their own bedroom....NOTHING! They'll sit in bed and read, watch TV or play computer games....but get them in the kitchen of Helen's lunchroom, a wax museum or backstage at a TV studio and you'll find them coming out with Joe tucking his shirt tail back into his pants and Helen buttoning her blouse.

The first couple of times I thought that it was just the passion of the moment, but I'm starting to see a definite PATTERN here!

phoebe7165 · 07-27-2003, 03:37 PM

Well, good for them. As long as that's the ONLY fetish. I don't want to see Joe with a ball gag on, and Helen standing behind him with a whip!

But don't they all have fetishes?

What about Brian? He was having a rendezvous with a lingerie salesperson at the AIRPORT! Granted, nobody was there but anybody could've popped in. If he didn't have to leave, where would they have had sex? Joe's desk? The steps? Then he rode a bike to Indian Point in a bathrobe. It was a bathrobe, I think. It was mentioned in that episode that Brian was wearing a dress, but it looked like a bathrobe to me. Oh, and the wedding episode when Brian & Casey did it in the hall cabinet at the hotel!
I also remember Helen's bachelorette party where they were talking about the most unusual place they ever had sex, and Fay says Been there, done that. I don't actually remember where she said hers was, though.
Then there's Roy, one episode Helen grabbed his shirt and was yelling at him and he says Gee, Chapelle, another time, another place, this would be foreplay!
Well, I can't say they ALL have fetishes. I'm having a brain cramp trying to think of something for Antonio & Lowell!!

"Hey, if there's anything Beevo knows, it's cross-dressing."

Krista2882 · 07-27-2003, 04:33 PM

lol pilotguy- I guess you're right. haha!
and don't forget about Joe's office. remember that episode when Fay says "I hear everything that goes on in there." and then she glares at Joe and Helen and says "EVERYTHING." lol!

pilotguy · 07-27-2003, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by phoebe7165
Well, I can't say they ALL have fetishes. I'm having a brain cramp trying to think of something for Antonio & Lowell!!

Are you KIDDING? Lowell had been married to BUNNY! I'm sure that he experienced just about EVERYTHING at SOME point with her during that marriage....after all, just about every other guy in Nantucket did!

phoebe7165 · 07-28-2003, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by pilotguy
Are you KIDDING? Lowell had been married to BUNNY! I'm sure that he experienced just about EVERYTHING at SOME point with her during that marriage....after all, just about every other guy in Nantucket did!

Geez, I can't believe I forgot about that!! And Antonio did have sex with Bunny in his cab.

07-27-2003, 10:32 AM	#1
pilotguy Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 1,305	Joe and Helen's Fetish Something that I've noticed about these two....They LOVE to have sex in public places! If they're alone in the privacy of their own bedroom....NOTHING! They'll sit in bed and read, watch TV or play computer games....but get them in the kitchen of Helen's lunchroom, a wax museum or backstage at a TV studio and you'll find them coming out with Joe tucking his shirt tail back into his pants and Helen buttoning her blouse. The first couple of times I thought that it was just the passion of the moment, but I'm starting to see a definite PATTERN here!

07-27-2003, 03:37 PM	#2
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	Well, good for them. As long as that's the ONLY fetish. I don't want to see Joe with a ball gag on, and Helen standing behind him with a whip! But don't they all have fetishes? What about Brian? He was having a rendezvous with a lingerie salesperson at the AIRPORT! Granted, nobody was there but anybody could've popped in. If he didn't have to leave, where would they have had sex? Joe's desk? The steps? Then he rode a bike to Indian Point in a bathrobe. It was a bathrobe, I think. It was mentioned in that episode that Brian was wearing a dress, but it looked like a bathrobe to me. Oh, and the wedding episode when Brian & Casey did it in the hall cabinet at the hotel! I also remember Helen's bachelorette party where they were talking about the most unusual place they ever had sex, and Fay says Been there, done that. I don't actually remember where she said hers was, though. Then there's Roy, one episode Helen grabbed his shirt and was yelling at him and he says Gee, Chapelle, another time, another place, this would be foreplay! Well, I can't say they ALL have fetishes. I'm having a brain cramp trying to think of something for Antonio & Lowell!! "Hey, if there's anything Beevo knows, it's cross-dressing."
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07-27-2003, 04:33 PM	#3
Krista2882 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 Location: CT Posts: 1,370	lol pilotguy- I guess you're right. haha! and don't forget about Joe's office. remember that episode when Fay says "I hear everything that goes on in there." and then she glares at Joe and Helen and says "EVERYTHING." lol!