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Yeah yeah, you aint Mr. Comedy your Mr. Tragedy
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LeRoy @ the Safari Club/Lounge, challenging Kirt/Kirk Taylor, the funniest man to come out of Kansas City in a pair of football shoes.
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El Correcto reverendtrimble!
Who said it #2 Oh yeah, well I'm going to peel his head? |
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"I knew it!!!!.....the dude's been cheatin!!! (As he rips a leg off a chair)
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Who said it #2:
Jo-Jo Jackson, describing to Grady what he's going to do to Lamont for going out with "his" girl Candy. Who said it #3: Arms Crowder, after finding out that the professional card shark Fred invited over, had took the money and ran, after what was supposed to be a lesson-teaching, give-the-money- back, poker game. |
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El Correcto StarshipTrooper
Who said it #4 And to President Mckinley |
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Mabel. She was Grady's cousins grandmother. Fred was using her to show Lamont how it would be to be married to a older woman. "Wanna have a little fun Freddy!!" She also twisted her ankle and had to stay upstairs in bed for a week. "How do this things always keep happening to me!!"
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Who said it #5 ????????????????
You cant use this place for a tax shelter...because it is a animal shelter!! |
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Marvin, the guy who prepaired their taxes. Fred says" Next time get us a tax shelter", Marvin says " you can't use this place as a tax shelter" Fred says " why not" Marvin says" because it's an animal shalter" |
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WHO SAID IT.?
DIDN' T I TELL YOU IF I CAUGHT YOU AROUND CANDY I WOULD BREAK BOTH YOUR JAWS SUCKA... |
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We the people gotta get over before we go under..... |
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Jo-Jo Jackson?
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"Ah, five big ones, I left one big one at Phil's Fashion Box" "And there's another one in there I like: Take thee care of number one" |
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Who said it?
"It's my gall bladder!...they said it's the size of a persian melon, imagine having a persian melon inside of you... but you don't want to hear about that do you Fred?" |
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Aunt Ethel
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Who said it #8
Is this Lamont , little lame Lamont? |
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