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Old 07-26-2003, 10:31 PM   #1
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Yeah yeah, you aint Mr. Comedy your Mr. Tragedy
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Old 07-26-2003, 11:29 PM   #2
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LeRoy @ the Safari Club/Lounge, challenging Kirt/Kirk Taylor, the funniest man to come out of Kansas City in a pair of football shoes.
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Old 07-27-2003, 09:39 AM   #3
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El Correcto reverendtrimble!

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Oh yeah, well I'm going to peel his head?
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Old 07-27-2003, 12:36 PM   #4
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"I knew it!!!!.....the dude's been cheatin!!! (As he rips a leg off a chair)
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Old 07-27-2003, 03:03 PM   #5
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Who said it #2:
Jo-Jo Jackson, describing to Grady what he's going to do to Lamont for going out with "his" girl Candy.

Who said it #3:
Arms Crowder, after finding out that the professional card shark Fred invited over, had took the money and ran, after what was supposed to be a lesson-teaching, give-the-money- back, poker game.
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Old 07-27-2003, 09:03 PM   #6
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El Correcto StarshipTrooper

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And to President Mckinley
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Old 07-28-2003, 12:02 AM   #7
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Old 07-28-2003, 09:00 AM   #8
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Mabel. She was Grady's cousins grandmother. Fred was using her to show Lamont how it would be to be married to a older woman. "Wanna have a little fun Freddy!!" She also twisted her ankle and had to stay upstairs in bed for a week. "How do this things always keep happening to me!!"
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Who said it #5 ????????????????
You cant use this place for a tax shelter...because it is a animal shelter!!
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Old 07-28-2003, 10:19 AM   #10
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Marvin, the guy who prepaired their taxes.
Fred says" Next time get us a tax shelter",
Marvin says " you can't use this place as a tax shelter"
Fred says " why not"
Marvin says" because it's an animal shalter"
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DIDN' T I TELL YOU IF I CAUGHT YOU AROUND CANDY I WOULD BREAK BOTH YOUR JAWS SUCKA...
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"It's my gall bladder!...they said it's the size of a persian melon, imagine having a persian melon inside of you... but you don't want to hear about that do you Fred?"
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Old 07-28-2003, 03:25 PM   #15
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Is this Lamont , little lame Lamont?
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