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benjamoon · 07-25-2003, 09:54 PM

Just read.... you'll get the idea, then post your own

8:00 BRADY BUNCH
Marcia contemplates losing her virginity to her new boyfriend, Dirk (guest star Tommy Lee). While they are recovering from Marcia's news that she may lose her virginity, Mike and Carol are shocked when they find condoms in Peter's backpack.

8:30 GET SMART
KAOS is using a prostitute to spread STDs to CONTROL agents and Max is assigned to stop the prostitute by pretending he wants her services.
Max: Don't tell me I have to get in bed with that whore!
Chief: You have to get in bed with that whore, Max
Max: I asked you not to tell me!

9:00 DICK VAN DYKE SHOW
Alan Brady demands to his writers that his show becomes more raunchy. The writers hire Christina Aguilera as his co-host and trouble ensues when there's a clash of egos!

9:30 GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
Ginger reveals that she is pregnant and will not reveal the father. The professor develops a paternity test out of coconuts to find out who the father is.

Make up your own now!

DarleneIllyria · 07-26-2003, 01:11 AM

Okay, your post cracked me up. I hope it gets a lot of replies. I can't think of anything at the moment.

James · 07-26-2003, 02:14 AM

Sitcomwriter · 07-26-2003, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by benjamoon
GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
Ginger reveals that she is pregnant and will not reveal the father. The professor develops a paternity test out of coconuts to find out who the father is.

The really should have done an episode like that.

JT · 07-26-2003, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by James

You know what? You have the option NOT to reply to a post. You should exercise that, because your frequent "

" replies are getting pretty annoying.......but I'm not going to get mad....

ben, that was HILARIOUS! Here's some I made...

8:00 THE FLYING NUN
After having a night of wild love-making with Carlos on his yacht, Sister Bertrille decides to kick the convent.
Carlos: Seester, what do you want?!
Sister Bertrille: Let me fly on your jet...

8:30 LAVERNE & SHIRLEY
After seeing a hypnotist, the girls believe that they are lesbian lovers and Lenny & Squiggy believe they are gay.
Laverne: Shirl, you fill that skirt out REALLY well!
Shirley: Are you calling me fat!?
Laverne: No, just where it counts...*wink*

9:00 THREE'S COMPANY
After receiving crabs from Lana, Jack has sex with both Janet, Chrissy, and the visiting Mrs. Roper.
Jack: Let's just say I've boiling seafood all night.

9:30 ALICE
Mel locks Flo in the diner late one night and seduces her into some matress tag. They can't keep their hands away from each other, then Mel continues the pattern with Alice and Vera, and then has a foursome with them all, a fivesome if you mention Flo's midnight visit with Tommy earlier in the week.

Sitcomwriter · 07-30-2003, 03:32 AM

Mine are slightly more tame LOL.Here we go:

8:00-The Brady Bunch
Marcia finds out that she is pregnant and considers having an abortion while Cindy and her new boyfriend consider sex and Jan and Greg try to guess the father of Marcia's baby.

8:30-Leave It To Beaver
The Beav becomes friends with Hugh Heffner who comes over to dinner posing as his teacher.

9:00-The Brady Bunch
Marcia and Greg decide to have sex together.

9:30-I Love Lucy
Fred and Ricky decides to swap wives for a week.

DarleneIllyria · 07-30-2003, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
Mine are slightly more tame LOL.Here we go:

8:00-The Brady Bunch
Marcia finds out that she is pregnant and considers having an abortion while Cindy and her new boyfriend consider sex and Jan and Greg try to guess the father of Marcia's baby.

8:30-Leave It To Beaver
The Beav becomes friends with Hugh Heffner who comes over to dinner posing as his teacher.

9:00-The Brady Bunch
Marcia and Greg decide to have sex together.

9:30-I Love Lucy
Fred and Ricky decides to swap wives for a week.

I love that Leave it to Beaver one!

And the Brady Bunch ep is branching over to Jerry Springer material. lol

ClassicTV4Ever · 07-30-2003, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jenny
I love that Leave it to Beaver one! And the Brady Bunch ep is branching over to Jerry Springer material. lol

Maybe Jerry could make a cameo

You guys are killing me with this stuff!

SBTB Geek · 07-30-2003, 07:55 PM

This thread is funny. LOL

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-30-2003, 08:41 PM

Quote:

8:00 BRADY BUNCH
Marcia contemplates losing her virginity to her new boyfriend, Dirk (guest star Tommy Lee). While they are recovering from Marcia's news that she may lose her virginity, Mike and Carol are shocked when they find condoms in Peter's backpack.

9:30 GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
Ginger reveals that she is pregnant and will not reveal the father. The professor develops a paternity test out of coconuts to find out who the father is.

8:00 THE FLYING NUN
After having a night of wild love-making with Carlos on his yacht, Sister Bertrille decides to kick the convent.
Carlos: Seester, what do you want?!
Sister Bertrille: Let me fly on your jet...

8:30 LAVERNE & SHIRLEY
After seeing a hypnotist, the girls believe that they are lesbian lovers and Lenny & Squiggy believe they are gay.
Laverne: Shirl, you fill that skirt out REALLY well!
Shirley: Are you calling me fat!?
Laverne: No, just where it counts...*wink*

9:00 THREE'S COMPANY
After receiving crabs from Lana, Jack has sex with both Janet, Chrissy, and the visiting Mrs. Roper.
Jack: Let's just say I've boiling seafood all night.

The Obsolete Man · 07-30-2003, 09:44 PM

8:00 PM: Welcome Back, Kotter. In a very special episode, Mr. Kotter finds out that Hotsie Totsie is pregnant... by one of the sweathogs! However, complicating matters is Horshack, whom decided to take his first trip on LSD, and keeps screaming to Epstein and Boom Boom about Vinnie turning into a blonde guy with a southern accent. Hilarity ensues.

8:30 PM: Gidget: In a very special episode, Gidget tries ecstacy, and sleeps her way around the beach. Hijinks ensue.

9:00: Charlie's Angels: One Full hour of jiggling meant to tittilate and dull the minds of viewers... Oh, sorry... that description came from a 1970s TV Guide...

10:00: All in the Family: Meathead protests the conflict in Iraq, Archie prasies George W. Bush, Edith is oblivious, and Gloria is just there as set decoration.

10:30: The Facts of Life: In a Very Special Episode, all the girls find out they are lesbians. Ms. Garrett tries to help them cope with their revelations (Which explains the TV: MA Rating), and Andy keeps trying to get them to go at it on camera so he can put the pictures on the internet and win enough money to see very special guest star Aaron Carter live in concert.

JT · 07-31-2003, 12:02 AM

Some more!

8:00 THE LOVE BOAT
An aspiring stripper (Jennifer Aniston) befriends an aspiring hooker (Debra Messing) and they both unknowingly fall for G-men (Jimmy Fallon, Ashton Kutcher); A virgin (Alyson Hannigan) falls for a gigilo (Ben Affleck); Gopher, Julie, and Isaac have a threesome much to the dismay of Dr. Bricker, who has his sights set on Gopher...
Gopher: Julie! You're ass is grand!
Isaac: It's not HER ass....*laughs*

9:00 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY
Keith and Laurie commit incest when Keith plays with Laurie's cymbals and she plays with his drumstick.
Keith: Hey! I think I *bleeped* you!

9:30 BEWITCHED
Endora casts a love spell on Darren -- giving him an erection everytime he is near her.
Sam: Darren! You are SHOWING!
Darren: IT'S YOUR MOTHER!!!!!
Sam: Oh my stars!

pandora_spocks · 07-31-2003, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JT

9:30 BEWITCHED
Endora casts a love spell on Darren -- giving him an erection everytime he is near her.
Sam: Darren! You are SHOWING!
Darren: IT'S YOUR MOTHER!!!!!
Sam: Oh my stars!

8SimpleRules · 07-31-2003, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by James

that was just mean

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-31-2003, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JT
9:00 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY
Keith and Laurie commit incest when Keith plays with Laurie's cymbals and she plays with his drumstick.
Keith: Hey! I think I *bleeped* you!

9:30 BEWITCHED
Endora casts a love spell on Darren -- giving him an erection everytime he is near her.
Sam: Darren! You are SHOWING!
Darren: IT'S YOUR MOTHER!!!!!
Sam: Oh my stars!

07-25-2003, 09:54 PM	#1
benjamoon Bewitched Senior Member Join Date: Jun 15, 2000 Location: New York Posts: 1,450	Classics in 2003 Just read.... you'll get the idea, then post your own 8:00 BRADY BUNCH Marcia contemplates losing her virginity to her new boyfriend, Dirk (guest star Tommy Lee). While they are recovering from Marcia's news that she may lose her virginity, Mike and Carol are shocked when they find condoms in Peter's backpack. 8:30 GET SMART KAOS is using a prostitute to spread STDs to CONTROL agents and Max is assigned to stop the prostitute by pretending he wants her services. Max: Don't tell me I have to get in bed with that whore! Chief: You have to get in bed with that whore, Max Max: I asked you not to tell me! 9:00 DICK VAN DYKE SHOW Alan Brady demands to his writers that his show becomes more raunchy. The writers hire Christina Aguilera as his co-host and trouble ensues when there's a clash of egos! 9:30 GILLIGAN'S ISLAND Ginger reveals that she is pregnant and will not reveal the father. The professor develops a paternity test out of coconuts to find out who the father is. Make up your own now!
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07-30-2003, 09:44 PM	#11
The Obsolete Man Member Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 18, 2000 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, Earth Prime Posts: 567	8:00 PM: Welcome Back, Kotter. In a very special episode, Mr. Kotter finds out that Hotsie Totsie is pregnant... by one of the sweathogs! However, complicating matters is Horshack, whom decided to take his first trip on LSD, and keeps screaming to Epstein and Boom Boom about Vinnie turning into a blonde guy with a southern accent. Hilarity ensues. 8:30 PM: Gidget: In a very special episode, Gidget tries ecstacy, and sleeps her way around the beach. Hijinks ensue. 9:00: Charlie's Angels: One Full hour of jiggling meant to tittilate and dull the minds of viewers... Oh, sorry... that description came from a 1970s TV Guide... 10:00: All in the Family: Meathead protests the conflict in Iraq, Archie prasies George W. Bush, Edith is oblivious, and Gloria is just there as set decoration. 10:30: The Facts of Life: In a Very Special Episode, all the girls find out they are lesbians. Ms. Garrett tries to help them cope with their revelations (Which explains the TV: MA Rating), and Andy keeps trying to get them to go at it on camera so he can put the pictures on the internet and win enough money to see very special guest star Aaron Carter live in concert.
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07-26-2003, 01:11 AM	#2
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	Okay, your post cracked me up. I hope it gets a lot of replies. I can't think of anything at the moment.

07-26-2003, 02:14 AM	#3
James Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jan 07, 2001 Location: Dayton, Ohio, USA Posts: 6,370

07-30-2003, 03:32 AM	#6
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	Mine are slightly more tame LOL.Here we go: 8:00-The Brady Bunch Marcia finds out that she is pregnant and considers having an abortion while Cindy and her new boyfriend consider sex and Jan and Greg try to guess the father of Marcia's baby. 8:30-Leave It To Beaver The Beav becomes friends with Hugh Heffner who comes over to dinner posing as his teacher. 9:00-The Brady Bunch Marcia and Greg decide to have sex together. 9:30-I Love Lucy Fred and Ricky decides to swap wives for a week.

07-30-2003, 07:55 PM	#9
SBTB Geek Smooth Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 21, 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,004	This thread is funny. LOL

07-31-2003, 12:02 AM	#12
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	Some more! 8:00 THE LOVE BOAT An aspiring stripper (Jennifer Aniston) befriends an aspiring hooker (Debra Messing) and they both unknowingly fall for G-men (Jimmy Fallon, Ashton Kutcher); A virgin (Alyson Hannigan) falls for a gigilo (Ben Affleck); Gopher, Julie, and Isaac have a threesome much to the dismay of Dr. Bricker, who has his sights set on Gopher... Gopher: Julie! You're ass is grand! Isaac: It's not HER ass....laughs 9:00 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY Keith and Laurie commit incest when Keith plays with Laurie's cymbals and she plays with his drumstick. Keith: Hey! I think I bleeped you! 9:30 BEWITCHED Endora casts a love spell on Darren -- giving him an erection everytime he is near her. Sam: Darren! You are SHOWING! Darren: IT'S YOUR MOTHER!!!!! Sam: Oh my stars!