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Junkoligist · 07-25-2003, 01:26 PM

A cold you can get rid of in three days, a speckled hat you'll have forever. (Lamont)

sylvia · 07-25-2003, 03:41 PM

If you drink beer all day you have to get up sooner or later. (Fred)

Rita Lawsons Boy · 07-25-2003, 04:19 PM

If I didn't care, would I feel this way,
If I didn't care more than words can say,
If this isn't love, then why do I thrill,
And why does my head go round and round
While my heart stood still. (Sinatra as sung by Fred)

Junkoligist · 07-25-2003, 08:13 PM

I don't have to be romantic anymore, were engaged (Lamont)

Junkoligist · 07-25-2003, 08:15 PM

Getting engaged is like having someone elses credit card, you can get everything for free and you don't have to pay for it (Fred)

Junkoligist · 07-25-2003, 09:58 PM

What goes up comes down what goes in comes out, thats the firs rule of physics.
(Lamont)

And the second rule of physics is stuck (Fred)

Junkoligist · 07-25-2003, 10:09 PM

You don't know how to recognize an alcoholic; when you see a guy trying to put his shoe on over his head, he's an alcoholic (Fred)

glenny · 07-29-2003, 10:24 AM

Never hit your manager!!!

AtlantaBravesFan29 · 07-29-2003, 11:35 AM

Never put off day after tomorrow for what you can do day after tomorrow(Fred)

jekouptown · 07-29-2003, 12:11 PM

It's like cutting away a corn. At first the toe is sensitive.

glenny · 07-29-2003, 01:24 PM

Always bet on the black.....and always bet on the blackjack (Fred)

Junkoligist · 08-02-2003, 05:41 PM

Life is to short to always be worrying about the where abouts of the grim reaper (Grady)

marmaduke · 08-02-2003, 05:59 PM

Fred: "I know what a Rooster does, but what does a Hucklebuck do?"

glenny · 08-07-2003, 09:36 AM

"You never know when your number is going to come up.....thats why i had my phone disconnected!!" (Grady)

glenny · 08-07-2003, 09:37 AM

"Like the old Army doctor used to tell me....Brandy when its handy and liquer when its quicker" (Fred)

07-25-2003, 01:26 PM	#1
Junkoligist Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 18, 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 196	S & S Words of wisdom A cold you can get rid of in three days, a speckled hat you'll have forever. (Lamont)
	Last edited by Junkoligist; 07-26-2003 at 10:24 PM.

07-25-2003, 03:41 PM	#2
sylvia Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 29, 2003 Posts: 29	More words of wisdom If you drink beer all day you have to get up sooner or later. (Fred)

07-29-2003, 12:11 PM	#10
jekouptown Member Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 01, 2003 Location: welcome to NEW YORK CITY Posts: 844	It's like cutting away a corn. At first the toe is sensitive.
	__________________ We the people gotta get over before we go under.....

07-25-2003, 04:19 PM	#3
Rita Lawsons Boy J.u.l.i.a L.o.v.e.r Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 09, 2003 Location: Hollywood,Maryland Posts: 58	If I didn't care, would I feel this way, If I didn't care more than words can say, If this isn't love, then why do I thrill, And why does my head go round and round While my heart stood still. (Sinatra as sung by Fred)

07-25-2003, 08:13 PM	#4
Junkoligist Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 18, 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 196	I don't have to be romantic anymore, were engaged (Lamont)

07-25-2003, 08:15 PM	#5
Junkoligist Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 18, 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 196	Getting engaged is like having someone elses credit card, you can get everything for free and you don't have to pay for it (Fred)

07-25-2003, 09:58 PM	#6
Junkoligist Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 18, 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 196	What goes up comes down what goes in comes out, thats the firs rule of physics. (Lamont) And the second rule of physics is stuck (Fred)

07-25-2003, 10:09 PM	#7
Junkoligist Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 18, 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 196	You don't know how to recognize an alcoholic; when you see a guy trying to put his shoe on over his head, he's an alcoholic (Fred)

07-29-2003, 10:24 AM	#8
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	Never hit your manager!!!

07-29-2003, 11:35 AM	#9
AtlantaBravesFan29 Atlanta Braves Fan Senior Member Join Date: Aug 13, 2002 Location: Pleasanton,TX--40 Miles South Of San Antonio Posts: 1,859	Never put off day after tomorrow for what you can do day after tomorrow(Fred)

07-29-2003, 01:24 PM	#11
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	Always bet on the black.....and always bet on the blackjack (Fred)

08-02-2003, 05:41 PM	#12
Junkoligist Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 18, 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 196	Life is to short to always be worrying about the where abouts of the grim reaper (Grady)

08-02-2003, 05:59 PM	#13
marmaduke Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 02, 2003 Location: midwest Posts: 8	Fred: "I know what a Rooster does, but what does a Hucklebuck do?"

08-07-2003, 09:36 AM	#14
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	"You never know when your number is going to come up.....thats why i had my phone disconnected!!" (Grady)

08-07-2003, 09:37 AM	#15
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	"Like the old Army doctor used to tell me....Brandy when its handy and liquer when its quicker" (Fred)