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I want Serenity back
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Join Date: Apr 30, 2001
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I think I have the cleanest pimple in all of America.
I was in the bathroom for an hour trying to scrub off the little barnacle. First I scrubbed my face five times with your standard hand soap. Then I used my precious Clearasil directly on the precarious pimple! At this point, I'm certain I heard it scream. I dowsed it with water and scrubbed it again with hand soap. I lost count of how many times I scrubbed the second time. Then I soaked it in toothpaste and it began to burn. This indicated to me that I was winning the battle. I held this position for half an hour and then scrubbed again. Yes sir-y! No doubt about it! There is no zit cleaner than mine! ![]() Oh! I think I just saw it sparkle, it's so clean! Holy Catfish! A dust partical just landed on the bugger! I must sterilize it again!!!
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Spencers mom
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Soaked it in toothpaste?
I've never heard that before. |
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Going Topless
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a starlit sky and you & me
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Get That Dust Off Before It Stains!
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and blueberry ice wish we were there but you make me feel i'm in paradise, anywhere sound a cello & a violin make |
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I use 3 systems of zit preventing facial wash. I used a cream, I use a dirt remover, and I use a medicated facial wipe, twice a day. But I still get zits, even after I scrub. I hate it! |
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I want Serenity back
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never use regular soap on your face, it does more harm than good.
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i heart play.
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Hmm..lol
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MISS APRIL
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when you get your sword just cut it off
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I want Serenity back
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I've heard that that was the original purpose of the sword, as well as the knife!
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avatars are stupid.
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MISS APRIL
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Oh God.
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