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ConservativeBalla · 07-21-2003, 03:48 PM

...David Letterman "Top 10 Reasons..." thing! I'm aware that some don't like David Letterman (I don't particularly like him either), but you surely have one of these you like. Mine is "Sammy Sosa's Top 10 Reasons for using a corked bat".

mhsgolf · 07-30-2003, 04:03 PM

no.

DianeChambers87 · 07-31-2003, 03:17 PM

This is definately my favorite:
David Letterman's Top 10
From Late Night with David Letterman
December 8, 1992

Top 10 reasons that Cheers is going off the air:
10. They ran out of beer nuts.
9. It’s all part of NBC’s master plan to stay in third place.
8. Ego of that postman guy out of control, constantly storms off set shouting, "I am Cheers!"
7. White men can’t resist sequels.
6. Unlike this show, they decided to quit when they ran out of ideas.
5. Actors so bored with roles, they finish their lines by saying, "etc., etc."
4. Norm’s liver now roughly the size of an ottoman.
3. Ted Danson’s toupee even more obvious than mine.
2. Realization that if you’re going to get really wasted, you don’t want to do it in a bar where everybody knows your name.
And the number one reason that Cheers is going off the air:
1. Stool rash.

ConservativeBalla · 08-05-2003, 10:48 AM

Hey I remember seeing that Cheers one somehwere; that's a good one.

07-21-2003, 03:48 PM	#1
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07-31-2003, 03:17 PM	#3
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	This is definately my favorite: David Letterman's Top 10 From Late Night with David Letterman December 8, 1992 Top 10 reasons that Cheers is going off the air: 10. They ran out of beer nuts. 9. It’s all part of NBC’s master plan to stay in third place. 8. Ego of that postman guy out of control, constantly storms off set shouting, "I am Cheers!" 7. White men can’t resist sequels. 6. Unlike this show, they decided to quit when they ran out of ideas. 5. Actors so bored with roles, they finish their lines by saying, "etc., etc." 4. Norm’s liver now roughly the size of an ottoman. 3. Ted Danson’s toupee even more obvious than mine. 2. Realization that if you’re going to get really wasted, you don’t want to do it in a bar where everybody knows your name. And the number one reason that Cheers is going off the air: 1. Stool rash.
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07-30-2003, 04:03 PM	#2
mhsgolf Banned Banned!! Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: sorry PG boards suck cawk Posts: 50	no.

08-05-2003, 10:48 AM	#4
ConservativeBalla R.I.P., Mr. Reagan. Senior Member Join Date: Jun 14, 2003 Location: 704 Hauser Street, Queens, New York; having an eating contest with Meathead eating Edith's beef stew. Posts: 1,822	Hey I remember seeing that Cheers one somehwere; that's a good one.