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onefortheroad · 07-17-2003, 02:42 AM

if food could come alive, which food would you least like to get in a fight with? i wouldnt want to mess with spagetti, it could wrap around you and choke you and stuff. also coconuts would be hard to fight because theyre so tough, you couldnt win unless you had some sort of weapon

peter may · 07-17-2003, 11:12 AM

er?? hmmm? ok!

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 07-17-2003, 11:16 AM

I'd watch out for those damn chicken breast... you know there out for revenge.

Chocoholic · 07-17-2003, 11:21 AM

I be scared of any food that could fight back.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 07-17-2003, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by Snoopy
I be scared of any food that could fight back.

lol same here...

webuster · 07-17-2003, 02:46 PM

I wouldn't like to fight with a banana- cos it could do the boomerang thing and take your head off- or walnuts, too hard to crack open- roll under your feet and break your neck.

Small Wonderian · 07-17-2003, 02:51 PM

i wouldn't want to get into a fight with strawberries for a lot of reasons

1. it could spit it's seeds all over me and really injure me
2. it could force me to take a bite of it and then make my body swell up to the size of a watermelon -- (i'm allergic to strawberries

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3. they could gang up on me and do #1 and #2
4. it could relay information back to other fruits (especially other berry-like fruits) and I would be in a world of trouble

Kay Scarpetta · 07-17-2003, 02:57 PM

A cooked lobster, before it's cracked open. It could just come back alive and start pinching you and stuff. Also, potatoes. I have some sort of allergy to them, so right after I eat them, I fall asleep. Yuck..

fr00ti · 07-17-2003, 03:14 PM

I think it would be bad for someone to thorw tuna cause it smells really bad. Or any kind of fish for that matter.

07-17-2003, 02:42 AM	#1
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JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo A and J Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: .S.C. Posts: 3,070	I'd watch out for those damn chicken breast... you know there out for revenge.
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webuster Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 26, 2002 Posts: 2,150	a few things. I wouldn't like to fight with a banana- cos it could do the boomerang thing and take your head off- or walnuts, too hard to crack open- roll under your feet and break your neck.

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Small Wonderian Back From a Long Hiatus Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 23, 2003 Location: in Redskin Country!!!!!!! Posts: 20,316	i wouldn't want to get into a fight with strawberries for a lot of reasons 1. it could spit it's seeds all over me and really injure me 2. it could force me to take a bite of it and then make my body swell up to the size of a watermelon -- (i'm allergic to strawberries ) 3. they could gang up on me and do #1 and #2 4. it could relay information back to other fruits (especially other berry-like fruits) and I would be in a world of trouble
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Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	A cooked lobster, before it's cracked open. It could just come back alive and start pinching you and stuff. Also, potatoes. I have some sort of allergy to them, so right after I eat them, I fall asleep. Yuck..
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07-17-2003, 11:12 AM	#2
peter may The SO Limey Senior Member Join Date: Feb 26, 2002 Location: LONDON Posts: 1,883	er?? hmmm? ok!

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07-17-2003, 03:14 PM	#9
fr00ti Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 16, 2002 Posts: 12,846	I think it would be bad for someone to thorw tuna cause it smells really bad. Or any kind of fish for that matter.
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