View Today's Active Threads (No Chit Chat/Chit Chat Only) / View New Posts (No Chit Chat/Chit Chat Only) / Mark All Boards Read / Chit Chat Board
Chit Chat - Main Board / Games / Movies / Music / Sports / Video Games / Chit Chat - Classic / View Latest Threads in All Chit Chat Boards
|
|
|||||||
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
07-16-2003, 09:13 PM
|
#1 |
|
RonFingSwanson
Forum Idol
Join Date: Dec 09, 2001
Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL
Posts: 103,099
 |
Song I made up (read!!!!!)
Tower Haircut
Ive got a tower haircut Ive got a tower haircut No one else, has one But me Heres my story : When I was born, I had really flat hair Then when I got older I wasputting moose in my hair by a light Then I rubbed it in And ended up with a tower haircut Ive got a tower haircut Its so tall people think its the Empire State Building Ive got a tower haircut When I ride my bike I have to wear a tall helmet Cause I got a tower haircut Oh, I cant stand it Oooooooooooh noooooooooooo King Kong and Godzilla try to chase me Cause I got a tower haircut My girlfriend wont leave me alone She's always putting her cingular cellphone In my tiwer haircut Got more hair on my head than I do on my butt Cause its a tower haircut When they shot my picture for the yearbook They had to get a taller camera When I went into the classroom I had to bend down Because of my tower haircut Oh, pleeeeeeeease! Let me cut my hair shorter I dont wanna have to always have this tower haircut I look like I put ny hand on a generator for an hour Because of my tower haircut Please, oh Mr Hairdresser please Cut my hair down Way way down I dont even wanna have any hair Maybe super short hair But I dont want it to high up in the air CUT MY TOWER HAIRCUT I hate it, I hate it I know shouldnt care But I got tall hair I no longer want a tower haircut PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE I DONT NEED MYT TALL HAIR ANYMORE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEADE I want most of it on the floor My hair always gets stuck in the door Cause of my tower haircut Its so tall, I dont need more I cant even get through the door Of a grocery store When I go through a metal detector It always beeps And I have to bend down I do not know why I even gave myself a tower haircut It is just a pain in the butt I cant see my shadow when I strut Because of my tower haircut People think Im 8 feet tall But they dont know becuase its all My tower haircut Please, I need it cut way down Thats my story Here's a happy ending I got it cut down I am so glad Its so much better Now that I no longer have My tower haircut It was such a pain in the butt My tower haircut Bye Bye Tower Haircut, HELLO SHORT HAIRCUT!!! Yaaaaaaaaaay Note : I dont really have a tower haircut, all this stuff is made up |
|
__________________
Id Love to help you Tracy, but I cant have sex with a black guy, Id lose my endorsement deal with NASCAR-Jenna Maroney,30 Rock April 17,2009 9:02 PM : 100,000th post! |
|
|
|
|
07-16-2003, 09:23 PM
|
#2 |
|
Back From a Long Hiatus
Forum Celebrity
Join Date: May 23, 2003
Location: in Redskin Country!!!!!!!
Posts: 20,316
|
Great song.....I guess.
  What's your next song?
|
|
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
07-16-2003, 09:27 PM
|
#3 |
|
doot doot doot
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 16, 2003
Location: *on SOL, duh*
Posts: 1,594
|
 YAY! Encore!!!
|
|
__________________
 "My mother always used to say, 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'"- Rose Nylund |
|
|
|
|
|
07-16-2003, 09:27 PM
|
#4 |
|
Member
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Sep 16, 2002
Posts: 12,846
|
Good, but still not as good as "Concrete Hairgel" a song someone made up on Martinaville. Man that was funny
|
|
__________________
... |
|
|
|
|
|
07-16-2003, 09:44 PM
|
#5 |
|
Member
Forum Superstar
Join Date: Dec 16, 2001
Posts: 30,406
|
that was so bad it was funny.
|
|
|
|
|
07-16-2003, 10:09 PM
|
#6 |
|
Member
Forum Addict
Join Date: Feb 19, 2003
Location: New York
Posts: 69,525
|
Wow lol.  
|
|
__________________
Everything is fine. |
|
|
|
|
|
07-16-2003, 11:10 PM
|
#7 |
|
what up
Forum Star
Join Date: Jun 28, 2001
Location: Southwest Side, Chicago
Posts: 18,398
|
O_O
|
|
|
|
|
07-16-2003, 11:14 PM
|
#8 |
|
MISS APRIL
Forum Addict
Join Date: Jul 19, 2001
Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder!
Posts: 68,780
  |
Jack, you never seize to amaze me!
|
|
__________________
DAVID COOK FOR AMERICAN IDOL |
|
|
|
|
|
07-16-2003, 11:18 PM
|
#9 | |
|
RonFingSwanson
Forum Idol
Join Date: Dec 09, 2001
Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL
Posts: 103,099
|
Quote:
 Thanks!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
07-16-2003, 11:25 PM
|
#10 |
|
Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin'
Forum Legend
Join Date: Aug 03, 2001
Location: Beantown
Posts: 36,388
|
Don't quit your day job.
|
|
|
|
|
07-16-2003, 11:27 PM
|
#11 | |
|
what up
Forum Star
Join Date: Jun 28, 2001
Location: Southwest Side, Chicago
Posts: 18,398
|
Quote:
*SLAP* I believe you mean CEASE!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
07-16-2003, 11:30 PM
|
#12 | |
|
MISS APRIL
Forum Addict
Join Date: Jul 19, 2001
Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder!
Posts: 68,780
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
07-17-2003, 12:27 AM
|
#13 | |
|
Member
Forum Superstar
Join Date: Dec 16, 2001
Posts: 30,406
|
Re: Song I made up ( read!!!!!)
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
07-17-2003, 04:28 AM
|
#14 | |
|
Member
Forum Icon
Join Date: Apr 02, 2003
Posts: 53,025
|
Quote:
And Janice, get a life.
|
|
|
|
|
|
07-17-2003, 08:21 AM
|
#15 |
|
Undisputed..........
Forum 4000 Club Member
Join Date: Apr 12, 2002
Location: Rebelling againist a group, defining a genre, and supporting Deidre -n- Drake and John and Marlena no matter what, and thanking Mr. Reilly for this magnificant storyline. Woohoo!! Life is good! Dee and Drake are bad. he he he
Posts: 4,925
|
Jack you kill me, maybe you should make up a Dappy Hays theme song.
|
|
__________________
 Die Hard J&M/DnD-er and Proud of It!"As she gets more desperate and frightened, he becomes her salvation, as she falls apart, he's right there. It's every child's fantasy and every woman's fantasy of a husband, where he is a knight in shining armor. And Drake is magnificent at it. It's clean and it's pure and it's right there in front of you." ~ Deidre Hall "John has always been her salvation. I'm not sure Marlena believes anyone can clear her, but if anyone can do it, it will be John." ~ Deidre Hall "Yes, it does look really bleak right now (for John and Marlena). I know that, but as in any good fairy tale there's a lot of pain to get through in order to reach the end of a good or happy ending." ~ Ken Corday  Smile God Loves Youwww.geocities.com/hazel_n_blue_4ever/index |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
