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Chocoholic · 07-16-2003, 01:58 PM

I think Carlton came up with this website!

http://www.CrazyThoughts.com

Krista2882 · 07-16-2003, 02:38 PM

HAHAHAHA!!! Those are great! I didn't read them all, but yeah. hehehe. funny stuff.

I have some comments on some of them though:
-Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
no, they're not. not on my calculator anyway...
-Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for? yeah. they're there so planes don't fly into the wires. because those wires are hard to see. hello.
-On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word? you could say the same thing about airport codes HPN = Bridgeport, CT. ?? lol. where do you get HPN out of Bridgeport?(I only know this weird airport code stuff because of my job. lol).
-Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice? WHAT?? whoever thought up this one doesn't know anything about music or singing...
-If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? hey, i'm comfortable when it's 98 degrees out...
-Do pyromaniacs wear blazers? haha! this one made me laugh out loud. at work. lol

ok, i'll shut up now...

~Krista

wingshock · 07-16-2003, 03:20 PM

You know, I remember a bunch of those from this comedian named Steven Wright... years ago. They sure are funny.

Krista Wrote:
-Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for? yeah. they're there so planes don't fly into the wires. because those wires are hard to see. hello.

Yeah, and they're also so birds don't fly into the wires and get electrocuted.

phoebe7165 · 07-16-2003, 06:33 PM

Geez, I was only able to read about 1/4 of them. I'll read the rest later. Looks like somebody has a little too much time to spare. Then again, his address is eric@bored.com. It is interesting to read because you're sitting there thinking 'oh yeah'! I especially laughed at the one 'if your last name is Crunch, and you join the armed services, would you eventually be called Captain Crunch?' You ever notice Captain Crunch's eyebrows are on his hat? I got that from Friends. Something else I got from Chandler, "Now Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, so when he gets out of the shower, why does he wrap a towel around his waist?" I thought of that after reading the one about Bugs Bunny walking around naked in the cartoon. I also noticed that whenever they show a female rabbit on Looney Tunes, she's always wearing a blouse & skirt. God, I'm sad.

Krista2882 · 07-16-2003, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by wingshock
You know, I remember a bunch of those from this comedian named Steven Wright... years ago. They sure are funny.

Krista Wrote:
-Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for? yeah. they're there so planes don't fly into the wires. because those wires are hard to see. hello.

Yeah, and they're also so birds don't fly into the wires and get electrocuted.

no, you know what? I just found out what they're for! I was thinking that if a plane flies into those things, then there's a problem because planes don't fly that low. lol. So then it hit me- My dad is an electrical engineer, he would know. lol. So I asked him, and he did know. They're muffler things because when the breakers go off, the wires make a huge loud noise like a gunshot, but those things make it so that it's not that loud if that hapens (or something like that. lol)

~Krista

Chocoholic · 07-17-2003, 12:22 AM

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On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?

Because some of the symbols come from the element's Latin word. One of the few things I remember from Chemistry class

Ice Cream Man · 07-17-2003, 01:33 PM

I know the one about the periodic table. The reason some elements use letters that aren't in the name is because the element used to be called something else in ancient times. For example, the symbol for gold is AU. Gold used to be called aurum. Iron is FE because it used to be called ferrum.

Krista2882 · 07-17-2003, 01:38 PM

11th grade Chemistry class is slowly coming back to me....
hehehe

Ice Cream Man · 07-17-2003, 01:41 PM

This one made me crack up...

"If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?"

I can just picture an Asian wedding somewhere in China where the bride and groom, married just minutes before, are being relentlessly pelted with big macs.

Krista2882 · 07-18-2003, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ice Cream Man
This one made me crack up...

"If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?"

I can just picture an Asian wedding somewhere in China where the bride and groom, married just minutes before, are being relentlessly pelted with big macs.

hahahaha!! I didn't get to that one yet. (there are sooo many on that site!)! lol!

nantucket_wings · 07-24-2003, 12:06 PM

nantucket_wings · 07-24-2003, 12:10 PM

heres one of my favorites .........

When pigs fart, does it smell like bacon?

07-16-2003, 01:58 PM	#1
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07-17-2003, 01:33 PM	#7
Ice Cream Man DieHard Wing Fan Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 30, 2003 Posts: 107	I know the one about the periodic table. The reason some elements use letters that aren't in the name is because the element used to be called something else in ancient times. For example, the symbol for gold is AU. Gold used to be called aurum. Iron is FE because it used to be called ferrum.
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07-24-2003, 12:06 PM	#11
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07-16-2003, 02:38 PM	#2
Krista2882 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 Location: CT Posts: 1,370	HAHAHAHA!!! Those are great! I didn't read them all, but yeah. hehehe. funny stuff. I have some comments on some of them though: -Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? no, they're not. not on my calculator anyway... -Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for? yeah. they're there so planes don't fly into the wires. because those wires are hard to see. hello. -On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word? you could say the same thing about airport codes HPN = Bridgeport, CT. ?? lol. where do you get HPN out of Bridgeport?(I only know this weird airport code stuff because of my job. lol). -Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice? WHAT?? whoever thought up this one doesn't know anything about music or singing... -If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? hey, i'm comfortable when it's 98 degrees out... -Do pyromaniacs wear blazers? haha! this one made me laugh out loud. at work. lol ok, i'll shut up now... ~Krista

07-16-2003, 03:20 PM	#3
wingshock Way, Truth, Life <>< Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 30, 2003 Location: Tallahassee, FL Posts: 308	You know, I remember a bunch of those from this comedian named Steven Wright... years ago. They sure are funny. Krista Wrote: -Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for? yeah. they're there so planes don't fly into the wires. because those wires are hard to see. hello. Yeah, and they're also so birds don't fly into the wires and get electrocuted.

07-16-2003, 06:33 PM	#4
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	Geez, I was only able to read about 1/4 of them. I'll read the rest later. Looks like somebody has a little too much time to spare. Then again, his address is eric@bored.com. It is interesting to read because you're sitting there thinking 'oh yeah'! I especially laughed at the one 'if your last name is Crunch, and you join the armed services, would you eventually be called Captain Crunch?' You ever notice Captain Crunch's eyebrows are on his hat? I got that from Friends. Something else I got from Chandler, "Now Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, so when he gets out of the shower, why does he wrap a towel around his waist?" I thought of that after reading the one about Bugs Bunny walking around naked in the cartoon. I also noticed that whenever they show a female rabbit on Looney Tunes, she's always wearing a blouse & skirt. God, I'm sad.

07-17-2003, 01:38 PM	#8
Krista2882 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 Location: CT Posts: 1,370	11th grade Chemistry class is slowly coming back to me.... hehehe

07-17-2003, 01:41 PM	#9
Ice Cream Man DieHard Wing Fan Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 30, 2003 Posts: 107	This one made me crack up... "If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?" I can just picture an Asian wedding somewhere in China where the bride and groom, married just minutes before, are being relentlessly pelted with big macs.

07-24-2003, 12:10 PM	#12
nantucket_wings " Wing Nut " Senior Member Join Date: Apr 08, 2003 Location: Mansfield, Ohio Posts: 1,042	heres one of my favorites ......... When pigs fart, does it smell like bacon?