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onefortheroad · 07-16-2003, 02:00 AM

everybody post a bunch of great and/or memorable movie quotes w/ the movies title next to it and who in the movie said it

JAWS
Quint: And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces.

TERMINATOR
The Terminator: I'll Be Back...

TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY
The Terminator: Hasta la vista baby.

THE GODFATHER
Michael Corleone: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

STAR WARS
Obi Wan Kenobi: The force will be with you, always.
Han Solo: Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you...

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Darth Vader: I am your father.
Yoda: Do or do not, there is no try.

ET: THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL
ET: ET phone home!

THE ELEPHANT MAN
John Merrick: I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!

DIRTY HARRY
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

SUDDEN IMPACT
Harry Callahan: Go ahead, make my day.

ROCKY
Rocky Balboa: ADRIAN!!!!!!!!!

SCARFACE
Tony Montana: Say 'ello to my little friend!

Swimfan85 · 07-16-2003, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by onefortheroad

SCARFACE
Tony Montana: Say 'ello to my little friend!

OMG I WAS JUS THINKING THAT!

TITANIC-

Jack Dawson- "I am the king of the world!"

Jack: Never let go.
Rose: I'll never let go. I'll never let go, Jack.

Sterling Holobyte · 07-16-2003, 02:14 PM

BLADE RUNNER
(The guy in my avatar) Roy Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears ...in rain.

Hannibal Chew: I just do eyes, j'j'.. just eyes... just genetic design, just eyes. You Nexus, huh? I design your eyes.
Batty: Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.
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THE OUTLAW JOSIE WALES
Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither!

Jamie: Too bad we don't have time to bury those fellas proper like.
Josey Wales: To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms.

Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy!

Lone Watie: Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.
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HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER
Mordecai: What happens after?
The Stranger: Hmm?
Mordecai: What do we do when it's over?
The Stranger: Then you live with it.

Sarah Belding: Be careful. You're a man who makes people afraid, and that's dangerous.
The Stranger: It's what people know about themselves, inside, that makes them afraid.
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UNFORGIVEN
Bill Munny: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Well I guess he had it comin'.
Bill Munny: We all got it comin' kid...

Crimson and Clover · 07-16-2003, 10:26 PM

REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE
Jim Stark: You're tearing me apart

animalcrackers · 07-18-2003, 02:14 PM

In the "Cowboys" John Wayne Tells Bruce Dern's character:
"I'm 30 years older than you are. I've had my back busted once, my hip twice, and on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you."

I love it!

BrandonS · 07-18-2003, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sterling Holobyte
BLADE RUNNER
(The guy in my avatar) Roy Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears ...in rain.

Hannibal Chew: I just do eyes, j'j'.. just eyes... just genetic design, just eyes. You Nexus, huh? I design your eyes.
Batty: Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.

This movie is filled with great quotes, particularly the first of these. Another is:

Roy: I've done questionable things.
Tyrell: Also extraordinary things. Revel in your time.
Roy: Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for. (then kills Tyrell)

consentida · 07-18-2003, 09:41 PM

MOONSTRUCK:

Loretta: Snap Out Of It!

TJL · 07-18-2003, 10:06 PM

"We're gonna need a bigger boat..." - Jaws

"There is no spoon..." - The Matrix

"I have a bad feeling about this..." Every Star Wars movie

"Rommel you magnificant bastard, I read your book!" - Patton

"I work very hard on my hair, and you hit it. He hit's my hair..." - Saturday Night Fever

"I'm Batman..." - Batman

Titania · 07-18-2003, 11:23 PM

When Harry Met Sally:
Harry: I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

1776:
Adams: "Its a revolution damnit, we're going to have to offend somebody!"

Adams: "The declaration will be a triumph, I tell you a triumph, if I was ever sure of anything I'm sure of that....and if it isnt then we still have four days left to think of something else!"

Brigadoon:
Mr. Lundi: "When you love someone deeply enough, anything is possible....even miracles."

Mr. Lundi: "It's the hardest thing in the world to give up everything, although usually its the only way to get anything"

Fiona: "I'll be less lonely now, real loneliness is not being in love in vain, but not being in love at all"

Show Boat:
Julie: "River dandies are thick as locust seeds, Angel"

Julie: That rattle-brained mule...
Nolie: Oh golly but he loves you!
Julie: Of course he does...I'm the belle of the ball...

Julie: I love him because...well he's not a very good actor onstage, he's not a very good actor offstage either! But he's all mine.

Julie: Lots of rats come off Show Boat, on stage, under stage, sneaking out...

Andy: Its Saturday night forever!

Portrait of Jennie:
Eben: When is tomorrow Jennie?
Jennie: Its always, this was tomorrow once...

Eben: "Where I come from, nobody knows, where I am going, everything goes, the wind blows, the sea flows".....and God knows...
Jennie: I think He knows, Eben..

and way too many from GWTW to post.....

just the whole movie!

LucyCompanyPhan · 07-19-2003, 03:51 AM

Aunt Bethany:Clark, is your house on fire?
Clark:no aunt bethany those are the christmas lights
~Christmas Vacation

Cop:You know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher

epends how long you were following me
Cop:Lets start from the top
Fletcher:Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Cop:Is that all?
Fletcher:No....I have unpaid parking tickets...Ah! Be gentle
~LiarLiar

Bum: Sir, can you spare a little change?
Fletcher:Yes I could
Bum:Will you?
Fletcher:No
Bum:Why not?
Fletcher:Because I believe you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from the car to my office without being confronted by the decay of western society. Plus I'm cheap.
~Liar Liar

Fletcher:The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue!
~Liar Liar

Fletcher:I'm kicking my ass. Do ya mind?
~Liar Liar

Dory:I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.
~Finding Nemo

Dory:Ahh! Something's got me!
Marlin: That's just me!
Dory: Who are you?
Marlin: Who am I? Who do you think?
Dory: are you my conscience?
Marlin: Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How have you been?
Dory: Eh, can't complain.
Marlin: Good. Now, do you see anything?
Dory: Yes, I see a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?
~Finding Nemo

Dory:I wish I could speak whale.
~Finding Nemo

Melissa

id you have any trouble getting in?
Ace: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle
~Ace Ventura

onefortheroad · 07-21-2003, 03:45 AM

CASABLANCA
Rick Blaine: Here's looking at you, kid.

The Modfather · 07-21-2003, 09:39 AM

Jaws: "were going to need a bigger boat!"

Halloween 1978: The Boggie (spelling?) man is coming!

BrandonS · 07-21-2003, 09:59 AM

From Hitchcock's "North by Northwest"

James Mason: Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely, Mr. Kaplan? First you're the outraged Madison Avenue man who claims he has been mistaken for someone else. Then you play the fugitive from justice supposedly trying to clear his name of a crime he knows he didn't commit, and now you play the peavish lover, stung by jealousy and betrayal. Seems to me you folks could stand a little less training from the FBI and a little more from the actors' studio.

Cary Grant: It seems the only performance that will satisfy you is when I play dead.

James Mason: Your very next role. You'll be quite convincing, I assure you.

TJL · 07-21-2003, 04:33 PM

I forgot one of my favorites...

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!!"

- James T. Kirk, "Star Trek II The Wrath Of Kahn"

pumkinpie · 07-21-2003, 04:35 PM

HANNIBAL

Hannibal Lector: Hello Clarice

07-16-2003, 02:00 AM	#1
onefortheroad #1 Cheers Fanatic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 14, 2003 Location: Boston, waiting for Cheers Season 2 to come out on DVD Posts: 2,359	Greatest movie quotes everybody post a bunch of great and/or memorable movie quotes w/ the movies title next to it and who in the movie said it JAWS Quint: And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. TERMINATOR The Terminator: I'll Be Back... TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY The Terminator: Hasta la vista baby. THE GODFATHER Michael Corleone: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. STAR WARS Obi Wan Kenobi: The force will be with you, always. Han Solo: Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you... THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Darth Vader: I am your father. Yoda: Do or do not, there is no try. ET: THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL ET: ET phone home! THE ELEPHANT MAN John Merrick: I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man! DIRTY HARRY Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? SUDDEN IMPACT Harry Callahan: Go ahead, make my day. ROCKY Rocky Balboa: ADRIAN!!!!!!!!! SCARFACE Tony Montana: Say 'ello to my little friend!
	__________________ Where Everybody Knows Your Name KRAMER: Oh. So, did you make it through the night? JERRY: Yes, I'm proud to say I did! KRAMER: So, you're still master of your domain. JERRY: Yes. Yes I am. Master of my domain. But I will tell you this: I am going over to (Gestures to the nudist) her apartment, and I'm tellin' her to put those shades down! KRAMER: Woah, woah, woah. What-what did you just say? JERRY: I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I' here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give!

07-16-2003, 10:26 PM	#4
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07-18-2003, 10:06 PM	#8
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	"We're gonna need a bigger boat..." - Jaws "There is no spoon..." - The Matrix "I have a bad feeling about this..." Every Star Wars movie "Rommel you magnificant bastard, I read your book!" - Patton "I work very hard on my hair, and you hit it. He hit's my hair..." - Saturday Night Fever "I'm Batman..." - Batman
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07-19-2003, 03:51 AM	#10
LucyCompanyPhan Hollywood Senior Member Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Location: a far away place in sitcomville Posts: 2,254	Aunt Bethany:Clark, is your house on fire? Clark:no aunt bethany those are the christmas lights ~Christmas Vacation Cop:You know why I pulled you over? Fletcherepends how long you were following me Cop:Lets start from the top Fletcher:Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING! Cop:Is that all? Fletcher:No....I have unpaid parking tickets...Ah! Be gentle ~LiarLiar Bum: Sir, can you spare a little change? Fletcher:Yes I could Bum:Will you? Fletcher:No Bum:Why not? Fletcher:Because I believe you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from the car to my office without being confronted by the decay of western society. Plus I'm cheap. ~Liar Liar Fletcher:The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue! ~Liar Liar Fletcher:I'm kicking my ass. Do ya mind? ~Liar Liar Dory:I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. ~Finding Nemo Dory:Ahh! Something's got me! Marlin: That's just me! Dory: Who are you? Marlin: Who am I? Who do you think? Dory: are you my conscience? Marlin: Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How have you been? Dory: Eh, can't complain. Marlin: Good. Now, do you see anything? Dory: Yes, I see a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead? ~Finding Nemo Dory:I wish I could speak whale. ~Finding Nemo Melissaid you have any trouble getting in? Ace: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle ~Ace Ventura
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07-21-2003, 04:35 PM	#15
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07-16-2003, 02:14 PM	#3
Sterling Holobyte Harper House Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2002 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 2,896	BLADE RUNNER (The guy in my avatar) Roy Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears ...in rain. Hannibal Chew: I just do eyes, j'j'.. just eyes... just genetic design, just eyes. You Nexus, huh? I design your eyes. Batty: Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE OUTLAW JOSIE WALES Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither! Jamie: Too bad we don't have time to bury those fellas proper like. Josey Wales: To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms. Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter? Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living. Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy! Lone Watie: Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER Mordecai: What happens after? The Stranger: Hmm? Mordecai: What do we do when it's over? The Stranger: Then you live with it. Sarah Belding: Be careful. You're a man who makes people afraid, and that's dangerous. The Stranger: It's what people know about themselves, inside, that makes them afraid. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- UNFORGIVEN Bill Munny: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Well I guess he had it comin'. Bill Munny: We all got it comin' kid...

07-18-2003, 02:14 PM	#5
animalcrackers Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 24, 2002 Location: The Backseat Of Fonzie's Bike Posts: 1,603	In the "Cowboys" John Wayne Tells Bruce Dern's character: "I'm 30 years older than you are. I've had my back busted once, my hip twice, and on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you." I love it!

07-18-2003, 09:41 PM	#7
consentida oh, you pretty things Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 21, 2002 Location: New York Posts: 3,841	MOONSTRUCK: Loretta: Snap Out Of It!

07-18-2003, 11:23 PM	#9
Titania a part of that Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Posts: 3,694	When Harry Met Sally: Harry: I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. 1776: Adams: "Its a revolution damnit, we're going to have to offend somebody!" Adams: "The declaration will be a triumph, I tell you a triumph, if I was ever sure of anything I'm sure of that....and if it isnt then we still have four days left to think of something else!" Brigadoon: Mr. Lundi: "When you love someone deeply enough, anything is possible....even miracles." Mr. Lundi: "It's the hardest thing in the world to give up everything, although usually its the only way to get anything" Fiona: "I'll be less lonely now, real loneliness is not being in love in vain, but not being in love at all" Show Boat: Julie: "River dandies are thick as locust seeds, Angel" Julie: That rattle-brained mule... Nolie: Oh golly but he loves you! Julie: Of course he does...I'm the belle of the ball... Julie: I love him because...well he's not a very good actor onstage, he's not a very good actor offstage either! But he's all mine. Julie: Lots of rats come off Show Boat, on stage, under stage, sneaking out... Andy: Its Saturday night forever! Portrait of Jennie: Eben: When is tomorrow Jennie? Jennie: Its always, this was tomorrow once... Eben: "Where I come from, nobody knows, where I am going, everything goes, the wind blows, the sea flows".....and God knows... Jennie: I think He knows, Eben.. and way too many from GWTW to post..... just the whole movie!

07-21-2003, 03:45 AM	#11
onefortheroad #1 Cheers Fanatic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 14, 2003 Location: Boston, waiting for Cheers Season 2 to come out on DVD Posts: 2,359	CASABLANCA Rick Blaine: Here's looking at you, kid.

07-21-2003, 09:39 AM	#12
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	Jaws: "were going to need a bigger boat!" Halloween 1978: The Boggie (spelling?) man is coming!

07-21-2003, 09:59 AM	#13
BrandonS Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 8,824	From Hitchcock's "North by Northwest" James Mason: Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely, Mr. Kaplan? First you're the outraged Madison Avenue man who claims he has been mistaken for someone else. Then you play the fugitive from justice supposedly trying to clear his name of a crime he knows he didn't commit, and now you play the peavish lover, stung by jealousy and betrayal. Seems to me you folks could stand a little less training from the FBI and a little more from the actors' studio. Cary Grant: It seems the only performance that will satisfy you is when I play dead. James Mason: Your very next role. You'll be quite convincing, I assure you.

07-21-2003, 04:33 PM	#14
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	I forgot one of my favorites... "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!!" - James T. Kirk, "Star Trek II The Wrath Of Kahn"