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Sterling Holobyte · 07-14-2003, 10:32 AM

I keep seeing this car around town with a bumper sticker that reads, "We're proud to be an American".

"An"?? Does that sound weird to anyone else? By putting "an" in there it indicates one American, doesn't it?! I mean, it would work if it said "We're proud to be American" without the an, or "I'm proud to be an American" But "We're proud to be an American"?
Proud of what? That they can't use the English language correctly?! To say nothing of the brains who printed that bumper sticker!
Or maybe they are Siamese twins who think of themselves as one person, I don't know!

One of the other dumb things I've seen is a window sticker that has that little Calvin guy peeing on an auto logo. You've probably seen him peeing on Chevy, Ford, Dodge, etc.
He pees all over the place, apparently.
On the one I saw he was peeing on a Ford logo.

The only thing was, ...it was on a Ford truck!

Now, either the person who put that on there is really stupid, or they just really hate their Ford truck. I haven't figured out which one.

Are there any bumper/window stickers that you've seen that you thought were really stupid?

Babes_Cat · 07-14-2003, 10:48 AM

~LadyJess~ · 07-14-2003, 10:59 AM

I saw this book one time that was full of dumb signs, bumper stickers, etc. and my favorite one was a sign outside a photography studio that said, "Get the kids shot for dad for $24.95"

Georgia's on my Mind · 07-14-2003, 12:23 PM

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Sterling Holobyte · 07-14-2003, 12:29 PM

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Geesh! That's just alittle bit graphic sounding, isn't it?!
What are the odds that the person who has that on their car would be a total rage-aholic?!

fr00ti · 07-14-2003, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by ~LadyJess~
I saw this book one time that was full of dumb signs, bumper stickers, etc. and my favorite one was a sign outside a photography studio that said, "Get the kids shot for dad for $24.95"

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-14-2003, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Sterling Holobyte
I keep seeing this car around town with a bumper sticker that reads, "We're proud to be an American". "An"?? Does that sound weird to anyone else? By putting "an" in there it indicates one American, doesn't it?! I mean, it would work if it said "We're proud to be American" without the an, or "I'm proud to be an American" But "We're proud to be an American"?

You can use it either way I guess. Its like saying Im proud to be an Italian, etc. You can use it or not.

My favorite bumper sticker is: Unless youre a hemmorhoid, get off my ass!!!

Speaks the truth.

Swimfan85 · 07-14-2003, 01:42 PM

I hate the baby on board signs...good thing you dont see them anymore!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-14-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Swimfan85
I hate the baby on board signs...good thing you dont see them anymore!

Ugh.. no.. I still see them. I see them quite often actually.

~LadyJess~ · 07-14-2003, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Ugh.. no.. I still see them. I see them quite often actually.

Me too. It's like in a George Carlin skit, "You know what these people are actually saying? 'We know your a ****ty driver most of the time but since our child is on board we expect you to shape up for a little while.' Well I run them into a Goddamn utility pole. Bounce that kid around a little bit, give him a sense of reality. Life doesn't stop because you post a sign."

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 07-14-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by ~LadyJess~
I saw this book one time that was full of dumb signs, bumper stickers, etc. and my favorite one was a sign outside a photography studio that said, "Get the kids shot for dad for $24.95"

*MIBabe03* · 07-14-2003, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Swimfan85
I hate the baby on board signs...good thing you dont see them anymore!

I hate those too! Now they have different variations of the baby on board signs, such as, Bitch on board, Psycho on Board, and Drunk on Board.

Crimson and Clover · 07-14-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by ~LadyJess~
I saw this book one time that was full of dumb signs, bumper stickers, etc. and my favorite one was a sign outside a photography studio that said, "Get the kids shot for dad for $24.95"

Crimson and Clover · 07-14-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Swimfan85
I hate the baby on board signs...good thing you dont see them anymore!

i see those things everywhere.

Janice · 07-14-2003, 09:05 PM

The old one, Honk If You're Horny, bugged me.
I can't stand the ones that say things like, Proud Parent of an Honor Student or whatever.

07-14-2003, 10:32 AM	#1
Sterling Holobyte Harper House Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2002 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 2,896	Dumb Bumper/Window Stickers I keep seeing this car around town with a bumper sticker that reads, "We're proud to be an American". "An"?? Does that sound weird to anyone else? By putting "an" in there it indicates one American, doesn't it?! I mean, it would work if it said "We're proud to be American" without the an, or "I'm proud to be an American" But "We're proud to be an American"? Proud of what? That they can't use the English language correctly?! To say nothing of the brains who printed that bumper sticker! Or maybe they are Siamese twins who think of themselves as one person, I don't know! One of the other dumb things I've seen is a window sticker that has that little Calvin guy peeing on an auto logo. You've probably seen him peeing on Chevy, Ford, Dodge, etc. He pees all over the place, apparently. On the one I saw he was peeing on a Ford logo. The only thing was, ...it was on a Ford truck! Now, either the person who put that on there is really stupid, or they just really hate their Ford truck. I haven't figured out which one. Are there any bumper/window stickers that you've seen that you thought were really stupid?

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~LadyJess~ Football Chick Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 15, 2002 Location: At the Shamrock doing shots with Mo Posts: 8,260	I saw this book one time that was full of dumb signs, bumper stickers, etc. and my favorite one was a sign outside a photography studio that said, "Get the kids shot for dad for $24.95"
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Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	The old one, Honk If You're Horny, bugged me. I can't stand the ones that say things like, Proud Parent of an Honor Student or whatever.