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coily2 · 01-05-2001, 02:20 PM

I generally am not a really big Mrs. G fan (she annoys me), but I think that the coveted award of funniest line in an already very funny episode goes to her:

"Would you girls like a bowl of Meow Mix?"

I am working that one into my repertoire! LOL

ks · 01-05-2001, 04:04 PM

LOL, coily, I loved that one as well! The whole episode was a 'bundle of laughs' and I am looking forward to Part2!

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[Jo to Blair]
Jo: Did you know that when you shake hands your lips 'pucker'?
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Beverly Ann: Let's see. It's tomorrow in Africa so if I want to talk to Edna today then I should have called her yesterday...
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Blair: The worst thing about falling asleep at the wheel is that I didn't get to see my whole life flash in front of my eyes.
Jo: Well that woulda killed ya for sure.
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FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 01-05-2001, 07:10 PM

I LOVE THAT LINE!!! it cracks me up ALLL the time... cuz i thought liek a popular sayign of today was when 2 girls fight that you call it a cat fight and me and my friends always say when we fight wanna go for a bowl of meow mix referring to that wanna go take the fight else where ya know... kind just joking and we all laugh but when i first saw this episode on the marthon the second time i coudlnt stop laughign that they even ahd that sayign back in 1981... 20 YEARS AGO!!!

It was HILARIOUS!!! and as you knwo i am a pretty big mrs. g fan!

proud of it babe! have a good one!

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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!

Jo: Woaw Nat!! (grabs blairs palm tree from nat) Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!!

blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!
~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*

DramaQueenTootie · 01-05-2001, 09:54 PM

My facorite lines are:

This is gonna be some kinda semester

This is gonna get good.......did I lie?

Sure We is the first person plurel pronoun,me and Nat are a we and we are going with you!

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Tootie:Rabbits, We are in Troooooublllllle
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AIM at gliterpupp

JoBlaiRNaTooT · 01-05-2001, 10:00 PM

I thought it was funny when they were in the bar, and Jo was like, "Blair, this is no way to come on to a guy." And when Mrs. G. told Blair, "...and a boy got her into some trouble..." and Blair got this big grin like, "ohhhhh." That was funny.

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"You're born, you move on, you die. That's life." ~ Jo Polniaczek

Mrs. G: "Now let's all go downstairs and have some ice cream."
Jo: "Yeah, we don't care what flavor. Chocolate or vanilla."

TVaddict · 01-05-2001, 10:04 PM

There was actually a good line in there that n@n cut out when they're at the bar.

JO: Two breskis.
BLAIR: Make that one brewski, I'll have a beer.

And who could forget Arnold's line?

ARNOLD: At the rate we're going I'll be 90 before we get it on!

LaverneShirley · 01-05-2001, 10:34 PM

OMG the whole episode was so damn funny! I loved Arnold in this episode! I have a ton of fav. quotes from it, so here we go:

"Arnold, you have to give the cook back his lobster!" Mrs. G
"I'm not gonna let him boil my friend Claude! He's to cute to die!" Arnold

"She must think we're in to nostalgia. She's still wearing flared jeans!" Blair
"Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearin' flared teeth!" Jo

"Would you girls like a bowl of meow mix?" Mrs. G

"She's a breath of fresh air, isn't she?" Nat

"Any man would prefer a Rolls Royce to a motorbike" Blair
"This is gonna get goooood" Tootie
"It's true you're like a Rolls Royce hood ornament. But guys don't dig angels dipped in chrome" Jo
"Did I lie?!" Tootie

"Are you leaving Arnold? Good, now us girls can have some girl talk!" Tootie
"Now how'd that happen?" Arnold
(Tootie shakes his hand)
"She touched my hand. I'll never wash it again" Arnold
"That's sweet, Arnold"
"No big deal, I wasn't gonna wash it anyway. Later Baby--Willis told me to say that." (winks) "That's mine" Arnold

"I've been here six hours and I only spent six minutes with Tootie! At this rate I'll be ninety before we get it on!" Arnold

"I don't believe it, I just don't believe it--it's gone!" Mrs. G
"In sixty seconds, give or take twenty minutes of fussing and cussing" Arnold

"Great, we'll be ready" Tootie
"We? Would you care to explain?" Blair
"Sure. We is the first person plural pronoun of you. Nat and I are a we, and we are going with you" Tootie

"You're easy" Officer
"Aye!" Jo

"So they sipped a little beer..." Mrs. G
"That's an offense" Officer
"So they used a fake ID" Mrs. G
"That's another offense!" Officer
"But it's not a crime to sneak away from school. Of course to steal the van is a crime" Mrs. G
"They stole a van?" Officer
"Borrowed! Borrowed, don't put words in my mouth!" Mrs G

Tons others... pretty much the entire episode!

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"Well, Laverne is sort of childish" -Shirley

"Childish? Childish? Coming from a grown woman who throws tea parties for her stuffed cat!" -Laverne

"Well at least I don't sew L's on everything I wear!" -Shirley

"Well that would be pretty stupid considering your name's Shirley!" -Laverne

netsetter · 01-05-2001, 10:58 PM

You know what I find hilarious from this episode? It's when Natalie says "I almost invited him to the dance" and Jo is prepared to back slap her. Natalie's reaction to Jo's advance is so funny. I can't explain it but it had me cracking up.

TVaddict · 01-05-2001, 11:08 PM

This episode was good, and there's still a whole other part to go! Now I've always been saying how Blair was such a bitch in the early seasons (whoch I enjoy) but after veiwing this episode again, Jo was WAY worse than her. Blair even tried to apologize! Jo just doesn't really take too well to any hint of kindness. She wasn't exactly best friends with Tootie or Natalie right away either. I just thought this was funny after we talked about how mean Blair was, but Jo was definitely right up there.

And ANY of you who have not seen "Double Standard" the episode airing at 4:30 in the morning, I HIGHLY resommend that you stay up, or wake up, or tape it or something because it's REALLY good.

coily2 · 01-06-2001, 02:47 AM

Glad someone brought up all of Tootie's good lines too. This is probably one of her best episodes ever.

EastLand_Girl · 01-06-2001, 03:59 AM

That episode was sooo funny!!

BlairWarner2 · 01-06-2001, 04:52 AM

That episode was good, but the sencond half is better. My favorite qoutes...

(Blair is in an argument with the officer)
Jo: Blair, this is not the way to come onto a guy.

Blair: Tootie, you can't come with us, we could never pass you as 18.
Nat: We could look through the window.
Tootie: Just remember, you leave me and you leave my mouth.
Jo: Would she squeal?
Blair: Are you kidding? Around here she is know as "Speak Up America"!

Blair: She must think we're in Nostalgia, she's still wearing flare jeans.
Jo: In a minute you're gonna be wearin' flare teeth.

Blair: I guess I care to much about my looks
Jo: And me not enough.
(Later)
Blair: My Jordashes are your Jordashes.
Jo: Good, so you don't mind if I take them in?

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Blair Warner II, also known as Jennifer Lisa Maddox

Blair: I am going to be your new Headmistriss.
Young girl: Yeah!! What? She looks easy to take advantage of.

[This message has been edited by BlairWarner2 (edited 01-06-2001).]

BIGTootiefan · 01-06-2001, 09:52 PM

This episode is my Favorite one! Here's some of my favorite lines:

Jo: Blair, this is not the way to come on to a guy

Arnold: I've been here 6 hours and only spent 6 minutes with Tootie. At this rate I'll be 90 before we get it on!

Jo: (got Blair's hand dirty) "oh, hey, your hand's dirty, you'd better go get it steam cleaned, or something"!

Nat: She had you fooled, I was gonna ask her to the fall dance!

FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 01-06-2001, 10:16 PM

what abotu the best line ever!! number 2nd best line ever!!!!!

Mrs. G: Girls!! will you tell me whats going on here?
Tootie: Group sleep walking?
Mrs. G: Blair i want an explanation...
Blair: Well you know how stressful the first day can be... getting settled in, meeting new people!
Tootie: Yea!! And now comes Miller time!!!

I LOVE THAT LINE!!! I think it's hilarious how young people of today and then are REALLY influenced by tv and media!!! I LOVE IT!

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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!

Jo: Woaw Nat!! (grabs blairs palm tree from nat) Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!!

blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!
~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*

ThomasE · 01-07-2001, 12:45 AM

Aside from the "2 brews" line that was cut, NAN also cut the part in which Mrs. Garrett and the girls was leaving the cell and are walking out....Tootie walked back to the cell and asked the Guard:

Tootie: Is the door locked?
Guard: Yes.
Tootie: Is it locked good?
Gaurd:Yeees.
Tootie

taunting the tough girl in cell) So long, Turkey!(The tough girl tries to grab for Tootie thru the door, then Tootie runs)

How could this funny line be cut. Other than the fact Blair hits Margo with the pie, this IMO would be the funniest part of the show.

By the way,I thought the tough girl was really funny and made the most out the scene with the limited airtime that she had to work with.

[This message has been edited by ThomasE (edited 01-06-2001).]

01-05-2001, 02:20 PM	#1
coily2 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 28, 2000 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 969	Funniest line from "The New Girl - Part 1" I generally am not a really big Mrs. G fan (she annoys me), but I think that the coveted award of funniest line in an already very funny episode goes to her: "Would you girls like a bowl of Meow Mix?" I am working that one into my repertoire! LOL

01-05-2001, 04:04 PM	#2
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	LOL, coily, I loved that one as well! The whole episode was a 'bundle of laughs' and I am looking forward to Part2! ------------------ ------------- [Jo to Blair] Jo: Did you know that when you shake hands your lips 'pucker'? ------------* Beverly Ann: Let's see. It's tomorrow in Africa so if I want to talk to Edna today then I should have called her yesterday... ------------- Blair: The worst thing about falling asleep at the wheel is that I didn't get to see my whole life flash in front of my eyes. Jo: Well that woulda killed ya for sure. ------------*

01-05-2001, 07:10 PM	#3
FOL85NatandMrsGRock The Lovable Sarah Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2000 Location: Wisconsin (Same Place Charlotte's From and where That 70's Show takes place!) .... Wish I was in Mayfield USA! Posts: 1,770	I LOVE THAT LINE!!! it cracks me up ALLL the time... cuz i thought liek a popular sayign of today was when 2 girls fight that you call it a cat fight and me and my friends always say when we fight wanna go for a bowl of meow mix referring to that wanna go take the fight else where ya know... kind just joking and we all laugh but when i first saw this episode on the marthon the second time i coudlnt stop laughign that they even ahd that sayign back in 1981... 20 YEARS AGO!!! It was HILARIOUS!!! and as you knwo i am a pretty big mrs. g fan! proud of it babe! have a good one! ------------------ jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!! Jo: Woaw Nat!! (grabs blairs palm tree from nat) Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!! blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do! tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!! mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!! ~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~ Sarah Lynn

01-05-2001, 09:54 PM	#4
DramaQueenTootie Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 02, 2001 Location: Eastland School for Girls, OP,FL Posts: 165	My facorite lines are: This is gonna be some kinda semester This is gonna get good.......did I lie? Sure We is the first person plurel pronoun,me and Nat are a we and we are going with you! ------------------ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tootie:Rabbits, We are in Troooooublllllle ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AIM at gliterpupp

01-05-2001, 10:00 PM	#5
JoBlaiRNaTooT Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 12, 2000 Location: Peekskill, NY (lol) Posts: 191	I thought it was funny when they were in the bar, and Jo was like, "Blair, this is no way to come on to a guy." And when Mrs. G. told Blair, "...and a boy got her into some trouble..." and Blair got this big grin like, "ohhhhh." That was funny. ------------------ "You're born, you move on, you die. That's life." ~ Jo Polniaczek Mrs. G: "Now let's all go downstairs and have some ice cream." Jo: "Yeah, we don't care what flavor. Chocolate or vanilla."

01-05-2001, 10:04 PM	#6
TVaddict Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 30, 2000 Location: NH Posts: 562	There was actually a good line in there that n@n cut out when they're at the bar. JO: Two breskis. BLAIR: Make that one brewski, I'll have a beer. And who could forget Arnold's line? ARNOLD: At the rate we're going I'll be 90 before we get it on!

01-05-2001, 10:34 PM	#7
LaverneShirley Mission Doll Senior Member Join Date: Jul 26, 2000 Location: Liberty Twp, OH Posts: 1,552	OMG the whole episode was so damn funny! I loved Arnold in this episode! I have a ton of fav. quotes from it, so here we go: "Arnold, you have to give the cook back his lobster!" Mrs. G "I'm not gonna let him boil my friend Claude! He's to cute to die!" Arnold "She must think we're in to nostalgia. She's still wearing flared jeans!" Blair "Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearin' flared teeth!" Jo "Would you girls like a bowl of meow mix?" Mrs. G "She's a breath of fresh air, isn't she?" Nat "Any man would prefer a Rolls Royce to a motorbike" Blair "This is gonna get goooood" Tootie "It's true you're like a Rolls Royce hood ornament. But guys don't dig angels dipped in chrome" Jo "Did I lie?!" Tootie "Are you leaving Arnold? Good, now us girls can have some girl talk!" Tootie "Now how'd that happen?" Arnold (Tootie shakes his hand) "She touched my hand. I'll never wash it again" Arnold "That's sweet, Arnold" "No big deal, I wasn't gonna wash it anyway. Later Baby--Willis told me to say that." (winks) "That's mine" Arnold "I've been here six hours and I only spent six minutes with Tootie! At this rate I'll be ninety before we get it on!" Arnold "I don't believe it, I just don't believe it--it's gone!" Mrs. G "In sixty seconds, give or take twenty minutes of fussing and cussing" Arnold "Great, we'll be ready" Tootie "We? Would you care to explain?" Blair "Sure. We is the first person plural pronoun of you. Nat and I are a we, and we are going with you" Tootie "You're easy" Officer "Aye!" Jo "So they sipped a little beer..." Mrs. G "That's an offense" Officer "So they used a fake ID" Mrs. G "That's another offense!" Officer "But it's not a crime to sneak away from school. Of course to steal the van is a crime" Mrs. G "They stole a van?" Officer "Borrowed! Borrowed, don't put words in my mouth!" Mrs G Tons others... pretty much the entire episode! ------------------ "Well, Laverne is sort of childish" -Shirley "Childish? Childish? Coming from a grown woman who throws tea parties for her stuffed cat!" -Laverne "Well at least I don't sew L's on everything I wear!" -Shirley "Well that would be pretty stupid considering your name's Shirley!" -Laverne

01-05-2001, 10:58 PM	#8
netsetter Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 06, 2000 Posts: 86	You know what I find hilarious from this episode? It's when Natalie says "I almost invited him to the dance" and Jo is prepared to back slap her. Natalie's reaction to Jo's advance is so funny. I can't explain it but it had me cracking up.

01-05-2001, 11:08 PM	#9
TVaddict Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 30, 2000 Location: NH Posts: 562	This episode was good, and there's still a whole other part to go! Now I've always been saying how Blair was such a bitch in the early seasons (whoch I enjoy) but after veiwing this episode again, Jo was WAY worse than her. Blair even tried to apologize! Jo just doesn't really take too well to any hint of kindness. She wasn't exactly best friends with Tootie or Natalie right away either. I just thought this was funny after we talked about how mean Blair was, but Jo was definitely right up there. And ANY of you who have not seen "Double Standard" the episode airing at 4:30 in the morning, I HIGHLY resommend that you stay up, or wake up, or tape it or something because it's REALLY good.

01-06-2001, 02:47 AM	#10
coily2 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 28, 2000 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 969	Glad someone brought up all of Tootie's good lines too. This is probably one of her best episodes ever.

01-06-2001, 03:59 AM	#11
EastLand_Girl EastLand Girl 4 Ever Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 29, 2000 Posts: 111	That episode was sooo funny!!

01-06-2001, 04:52 AM	#12
BlairWarner2 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 06, 2001 Location: New York Posts: 33	That episode was good, but the sencond half is better. My favorite qoutes... (Blair is in an argument with the officer) Jo: Blair, this is not the way to come onto a guy. Blair: Tootie, you can't come with us, we could never pass you as 18. Nat: We could look through the window. Tootie: Just remember, you leave me and you leave my mouth. Jo: Would she squeal? Blair: Are you kidding? Around here she is know as "Speak Up America"! Blair: She must think we're in Nostalgia, she's still wearing flare jeans. Jo: In a minute you're gonna be wearin' flare teeth. Blair: I guess I care to much about my looks Jo: And me not enough. (Later) Blair: My Jordashes are your Jordashes. Jo: Good, so you don't mind if I take them in? ------------------ Blair Warner II, also known as Jennifer Lisa Maddox Blair: I am going to be your new Headmistriss. Young girl: Yeah!! What? She looks easy to take advantage of. [This message has been edited by BlairWarner2 (edited 01-06-2001).]

01-06-2001, 09:52 PM	#13
BIGTootiefan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 05, 2001 Location: TN, USA Posts: 38	This episode is my Favorite one! Here's some of my favorite lines: Jo: Blair, this is not the way to come on to a guy Arnold: I've been here 6 hours and only spent 6 minutes with Tootie. At this rate I'll be 90 before we get it on! Jo: (got Blair's hand dirty) "oh, hey, your hand's dirty, you'd better go get it steam cleaned, or something"! Nat: She had you fooled, I was gonna ask her to the fall dance!

01-06-2001, 10:16 PM	#14
FOL85NatandMrsGRock The Lovable Sarah Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2000 Location: Wisconsin (Same Place Charlotte's From and where That 70's Show takes place!) .... Wish I was in Mayfield USA! Posts: 1,770	what abotu the best line ever!! number 2nd best line ever!!!!! Mrs. G: Girls!! will you tell me whats going on here? Tootie: Group sleep walking? Mrs. G: Blair i want an explanation... Blair: Well you know how stressful the first day can be... getting settled in, meeting new people! Tootie: Yea!! And now comes Miller time!!! I LOVE THAT LINE!!! I think it's hilarious how young people of today and then are REALLY influenced by tv and media!!! I LOVE IT! ------------------ jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!! Jo: Woaw Nat!! (grabs blairs palm tree from nat) Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!! blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do! tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!! mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!! ~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~ Sarah Lynn

01-07-2001, 12:45 AM	#15
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	Aside from the "2 brews" line that was cut, NAN also cut the part in which Mrs. Garrett and the girls was leaving the cell and are walking out....Tootie walked back to the cell and asked the Guard: Tootie: Is the door locked? Guard: Yes. Tootie: Is it locked good? Gaurd:Yeees. Tootie taunting the tough girl in cell) So long, Turkey!(The tough girl tries to grab for Tootie thru the door, then Tootie runs) How could this funny line be cut. Other than the fact Blair hits Margo with the pie, this IMO would be the funniest part of the show. By the way,I thought the tough girl was really funny and made the most out the scene with the limited airtime that she had to work with. [This message has been edited by ThomasE (edited 01-06-2001).]