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Old 07-13-2003, 08:52 PM   #1
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A Malaysian man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself.

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 190 miles north of Kuala Lumpur.

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his genitals and devour it. He is now in a stable condition in hospital, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre.
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It sounds like he wasn't quite rehabilitated.
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Barf, thank you for sharing that with us.
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Well thats... incredibly disturbing.
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This is grossest thing I have ever I ever heard. So what's the point of discussing it?
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What kind of drug would make a guy cut off his own Wang?
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omg....im going to go be disturbed and sickened now, thank you.
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Am I the only one who finds this hilarious?!
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Exactly.
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Nope. It is funny! To tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant to open this thread (For obvious reasons)
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Thats probably the grossest thing I ever heard. Wonder if he bled to death. That happens if you're a guy, you cut it off, and you're....excited.
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That happens if you're a guy, you cut it off, and you're....excited.
That reminds me of that Golden Girls quote.

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