Jo Famous Quotes

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After Blair's chemistry experiment exploded over herself
"What's that disgusting smell? Why Blair, it's you!"
Mad at Blair (as usual)
"How about a free facelift, Blair... right off your neck!"
Blair tells Jo her engagement ring dosen't have a diamond
"It has a diamond in it. Maybe it would help if I brought it a little closer."
A conversation about the library
Blair: "What were you doing at the library? Reading Dumbo?" Jo: "I don't have to read Dumbo, I bunk next to her."
Blair tells Jo her flares are out of style
"Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearing flared teeth."
A reaction to Blair's snobby friend
"There are some things you gotta see with you're own eyes to believe."
Blair says Tootie made a fool out of her
"You don't need Tootie for that!"
Mrs. G tells Natalie to show Jo where to park her bike.
"Maybe I should park it on Blair's face!"
Blair describes what a Warner is like.
Blair: "A Warner is like a delicate souffle." Jo: "Yeah, light and empty."
Blair interupts Jo's conversation
Blair: "I don't mean to be rude..." Jo: "I know, you just can't help yourself."
The Edna's Edibles parade float
Tootie: "We'll make grass out of spinach pasta." Blair: "And I'll be the queen of the float!" Jo: "Alright, and we'll make you out of sour dough."
When Blair reads something out of natalie's diary that she didn't like.
"Diaries are for temperary feelings. Natalie doesn't really think you are an egotistic witch, like I do!"
Jo kissing up to Blair by asking her for advice, per Natalie's request
Jo: "I was thinking of doing something different with my hair. " Blair: "Like washing it?" Jo:" No, I wanted to get that brainless look you have!"
When Eddie comes for a visit
Blair: "I just wanted you to know... you and Eddie have my blessing. " Jo: "Do you know what this means to me?" (smiling)" Nothing!!! "(turns to go upstairs)
From the Bronx
How to deal with a rotten guy
"Where I come from, you get your brother to break both his legs."
Bronx family business
"Where I come from, you poke your nose into family business and you end up breathing through your ears."
Squealing
"Where I come from, you squeal, they ship your tounge to Cleveland."
Jo is told that everywhere you go in the Bronx, you see conga dancers
"Beats disco."
Bronx philosophy
"You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl."
Words to Live By
Life
"You're born, you move on, you die, that's life"
How the world works
"There are people in this world who get shoved around, and there are people who do the shoving."
Being popular
"Why would you want to be popular? You have to smile and talk to people and all that stuff."
After Roy's kiss
"There are two things in life we do not laugh about; the Yankees, and what Roy did to me."
Grandparents
"At least they don't ask for angles like other people! They never ask for anything from you! All they wanna do is love you!"
Threats and Put-downs
Jo in a bad mood
"I'm gonna loosen some teeth."
Jo's example of a threat from the Bronx
"You're so stupid you couldn't spell IQ."
Threatening the French
"How do you say 'you're gonna be pickin' up your teeth' in French?"
Making a Toast
"Here's to all who wish me well, all the rest can go to ... Jersey"
Yet another put down
"You're so spoiled, if you were milk, the date on the carton would be BC"
Making a point to her father "
You've got more bull than Merrill Lynch."
Misc.
Jo seeing her father again
"There's always been things I've wanted to say to him. Now that I'm older I know better words."
When asked how she got beer
"I got beer, OK?!"
Opening Natalie's lock
Natalie: "What about the lock?" Jo: "I got it open." Natalie: "How?" Jo: "I got it open, OK?!"
An encounter with Roy
Roy: "How's my little cucumber?" Jo: "Don't call me vegetables, Roy!"
A rough date
Mrs. G: "Part of me wishes you would have hit him with something." Jo: "Oh, I did, that's what happened to the other shoe."
After Tootie asked how Jo liked her new look
"Keep looking"
Jo on teaching someone how to drive
"I hate teaching people how to drive; they're nervous, they make mistakes, and they cry when you slap them!"
Jo on being scared
Tootie: "What do you do when you're scared?" Jo: "Slap people."
Jo on love
"I thought you liked me in that way that you like somebody when you like them in that way."
Closing down the drive-in
"Natalie, the drive-in is closing down. The people don't want it. They'd rather neck on the sofa in front of 35 channels."
Looking at Blair's vintage wine
"I don't think I can get this stuff down. I'll get some beer!"
Jo on cows
"The only place I wanna see a cow is slapped on a bun with some 57 sause."
Making fun of Tootie
Tootie: What kind of name is muffy you is named muffi
Jo: I don't know, TOOTIE

[Jo-Po Rox]

LOL thats our smart mouthed, witty Jo! Ya gotta luver.